Afternoon Crumbs
Lindsay Lohan should really tie weights to Ali Lohan's flip flops before she completely blows away and White Oprah loses her backup ATM - The Superficial
2012 is the year everything ends, but at least the last thing I see will be Prince Hot Ginge in a carrot hammock - Lainey Gossip
Jessica Biel's brother needs to drink more tequila - Celebitchy
The only thing that can make LMFAO tolerable is a whole lot of Air Force nipples - Towleroad
Snooki is skinnier, douchier and the exact shade of a sun-kissed skid mark - Hollywood Tuna
And here's half of a Miranda Kerr nipple - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Panty Creamers of the Day: Ginger Edition - The Berry
Hilary Duff's ass and Hilary Duff's belly are in a contest to see which one of them can get the bumpiest - Popoholic
Howard Stern is officially an America's Got Talent judge - ICYDK
Katy Perry looking very "Mary Kay regional sales manager" - Just Jared
All is well in the world now that Leonardo DiCatchaHo is back to dating Victoria's Secret model - Popsugar
Shit Gay Guys Say and yes, I think I've said every one of those things at least once - OMG Blog
The SNL Christmas card has everything.... - The Daily What
St. Angie tries to conquer the hand on face pose and fails - Hollywood Rag
SPOILER ALERT: Suri Cruise is all of their stylists - Cityrag
Two people you don't care about broke up - I'm Not Obsessed
This mom is going to feel really stupid when she finds out he ate the last stash and not the last donut - Videogum
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Ive got a 20 that says Ali is in treatment by mid January.
Two things that make me want to vomit..Snooki and Ali!
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Submitted by squiggles on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:32pm.
Buffy was the brainchild of geek idol Joss Whedon.
I'm glad we're doing Howard Stern stories... I guess. The motherfucker took down SFN because we said nasty stuff about his family. In other words, our nasty comments about Beth's inane Twitpics, the ones all Photoshopped to hell and back. Literally everything he does is 100% unquestionable and brilliant. So how's he gonna take the heat when he gets on America's Got Talent where there's no filters or anything?
Hilary Duff is NOT huge. She looks good. Juicy and adorable.
I'd actually watch Howard Stern be a judge. Although I'd stop if he wasn't funny.
Ewww, look at her arms. That's some Karen Carpenter shit right there. I doubt she'd have a pancake ass if she'd dropped the weight the right way. But that would involve getting her lazy ass in a gym...and why do something that resembles work when you can just call your coke dealer???
that picture of ali is horrible...
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WO is gonna have to get creative and pimp out Cody because her two main hookers will have side by side obits soon. Trusty McTrust.
Cannot with skinny teen. If she really is lucky with eating everything she wants and staying slim (minus bulimia), then good for her! Doesn't make it any less unhealthy looking for her height.
Not surprised at all about Howard. On his show, at least in the KROQ days, he always was obsessed w/ teen/pop culture crap. He would talk about watching Buffy, Dawson's Creek, etc. all the time. So, I can see him wanting to do this and doing a good job at it, too.
I voiced my condolences to Ms. Aliana Lohan the day this skeletal tight shiny- faced creature made front page news talking about growth spurts. I don't know where the real Ali Lohan is buried, but she will be missed.
As for these flat ass flapjacks. Ugh. I mean, I would rather live with a permanent extra well distributed 30 lbs. all over my body than have to look at a jiggly flat ass at 18. Shit, this no name girl they picked up in the hills of West Virginia needs some home training. "One does not skip when they see civilization, Sue Bob....I mean Ali!"
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I can't judge... the cheese biscuits at Red Lobster make me wanna touch myself
--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.
If its not an STB, than Katy Perry definitely has the most unfortunate fupa situation.
No snark. This pic is just sad.
lol at shit gay guys say "julia sugarbaker" LOLOL
and "Katy Perry is fucking fug and her music SUCKS. GO THE FUCK AWAY." parissucksliterally, i think i love you
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lmao Breaky!!! Ali is so HONGRAY her ass is eating her shorts. And God knows her ass flaps need a little nourishment. :( Way to go DINA, you fucking fuck.
I hope that's the wind blowing Ali's anorexic ass to a Burger King
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That dress is too tight on Katy Perry! Why did the designer let her wear it like that? Gross.
I wonder if the Lohan inherit that flappy ass from their mother or father. What a horrible dominant trait.
They should isolate the gene that's responsible for the Lohan ass and rename it tragic..
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"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards
Someone needs to feed that lohan.
LOL, I went to the Air force academy when i was doing my rotc thing in high school and I unintentionally came so many times it was crazy....EVERYBODY WAS HOT!!! That was the first time I showered naked with a whole bunch of girls too...
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"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards
Yay to all the hot gingers! They're all lovely. Red hair is awesome.
Please do not let Katy Perry be reproducing...please do not let Katy Perry be reproducing....
People still care about Ashley Tisdale?
I thought Leo was dating that 19-year old ano VS chick. Guess not. Can't keep 'em all straight these days. He's lost the hot now, anyway.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Lohan ass is tragic. It's like the leg and buttocks are kissing cousins with no definable difference between the leg and the cheek.
Fuck that chick is wasting away...put your flat little flapjack ass away. Oh and that totally is a onesie she is wearing. Stupid little Lohan troll.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Panty Creamers of the Day: Ginger Edition - The Berry
YUMMY!! #24 Fassie is so sessy. This is too painful to peruse. I could bang the ginge out of all of them
White Oprah must be SO proud!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
That Air Force video is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Srsly, Ali Lohan is taking the chevron stripe to a whole new level.
- Bitch put some fucking shorts/pants whatever on!! Nobody wants to see that flat muffin you call ass!!
- Hilary Duff looks cute preggo *hides* That's why I think Bey Bey lying her fat ass hasn't gained any weight! She's gonna take off her pillow and pose for every fucking magazine "How I got my body back!"
- Howard Stern really?1? The only place he can be a judge on is tubegalore or something.
- Since when does Snooky have long slim legs? Please tell me they photoshopped her pic. Here I am drinking meal replacement shakes and that ugly useless bloated troll has the $$ to buy a fit body!! So unfair!!
-Katty Perry please go away! And take your husband with you! You always look so desperate to fit in aND YOUR music sucks ass!! The only people that like are probly deaf tween girls!
My former favorite website's comments section got the ax after some foolio posted the video of that dude getting anally penetrated by a horse. (Dude later died.) The site still exists, but in a much lamer format.
I was wasting too much time on there anyway.
And Lo, Scar Jo could use Ali Lo, as a tooth pick Lo.
I may actually watch a reality show this summer! Love Howard - No complaints. He deserves every dime after making radio pay for decades, yet consistently entertaining millions. Howard loves Beth and, although not my cup of tea, she makes him happy. Am not going to hate.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 4:26pm.
Hahaha, OK :)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 4:23pm.
He got my favorite site on the innerwebs shutdown cause we would make photoshops of his wife and "hate" on his lame show. Anyone that takes my internet lulz away from me is public enemy No. 1. :P
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 4:17pm.
o.O wow.
I take it you are not a fan?
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
The shit gays say is not as funny as the shit girls say...but still managed a few chuckles.
This is goign to be the longest 13 mins of my life........COME ON 5:45.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Cry harder about the photoshops "we" do about your wife, Stern.
Crying bitch. You READING THIS BETH, YOU GOLDDIGGING HORSE-FACED GUTTER SLUT!?!!?!!?!
Katy Perry looks like Newt Gingrich's future bride
Thank you Ali, but we know you are skinny, thank you. You don't have to dress to remind us of this at every opportunity. Now go be a real anorexic and wear layers and baggy clothing - then I might believe your "eating disorder" is legit, rather than attention seeking.
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Dark-sided!
Christ on crutches, put your motherfuckin' cat cheeks AWAY.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
wait a week Ali, you will be 18. Then you can let your ass hang out. Now, it is inappropriate. *rolls eyes*
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It is the evening of the day,
I sit and watch the children play
Doin' things I used to do they think are new,
I sit and watch as tears go by
-The Rolling Stones
Ali looks like death warmed over.
Katy Perry is fucking fug and her music SUCKS. GO THE FUCK AWAY.
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It is the evening of the day,
I sit and watch the children play
Doin' things I used to do they think are new,
I sit and watch as tears go by
-The Rolling Stones
I don't think that Ali is wearing a onesie. Look at the shadow from her skeletal right arm. You can see the bump where the top ends. You can also see that the top covers the tips of the white zig zags.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 3:47pm.
I know bitch has starved herself into toddler sizes but really Ali, a onesie? do you know how hard it is to get that thing off when you need to pee? at least put on a pink gauze tutu from Carters...sheesh.
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She doesn't have to pee because she doesn't drink anything.
Dog, she's a Lohan. You know she drinks Red Bull and vodka like it's water.
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Vodka adds weight so she balances it off with chainsmoking.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 3:47pm.
I know bitch has starved herself into toddler sizes but really Ali, a onesie? do you know how hard it is to get that thing off when you need to pee? at least put on a pink gauze tutu from Carters...sheesh.
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She doesn't have to pee because she doesn't drink anything.
Dog, she's a Lohan. You know she drinks Red Bull and vodka like it's water.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
I listen to Howard Stern every day.
All I can say is I'm happy I get Sirius for free. Haven't paid in months and I don't care because he has been pretty lame for the last year, especially when bitching about how much more money Sirius owes him (I guess the $500 million wasn't enough).
Now he's doing an even douchi-er show. Oh well, I don't want AGT anyway.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Katy Perry needs to just fucking stop.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 3:47pm.
I know bitch has starved herself into toddler sizes but really Ali, a onesie? do you know how hard it is to get that thing off when you need to pee? at least put on a pink gauze tutu from Carters...sheesh.
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She doesn't have to pee because she doesn't drink anything.
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I know bitch has starved herself into toddler sizes but really Ali, a onesie? do you know how hard it is to get that thing off when you need to pee? at least put on a pink gauze tutu from Carters...sheesh.