Ryan Reynolds' Dog And Blake Lively Are Spending Quality Time Together

Here I was thinking that Ryan Reynolds and Blake NotSoLively would last about as long as a quick fuck on a Toronto subway platform, but she was seen taking his dog Baxter for a walk in NYC the other day by herself. You know shit is seven layers of serious when you let a trick take care of your dog unsupervised. Or maybe Blake's publicist dognapped Baxter for this photo-op. That's a possibility, because Baxter is making a look that's a cross between "Who dis bitch?" and "Is he really making me shit in front of another one of his bland tricks?" That last part reminds me of some shit...

One of my friends had the same dog through three of her sort-of serious relationships and when she moved in with the third dude, her mom seriously said to her, "Don't you think you're going to confuse the dog by shacking up with all these men?" That was a polite way of saying, you a ho. I mean, I'm sure that dog would stare at her while thinking to himself "You disgust me, you slut!" instead of thinking "Give me that bacon." Most dogs don't give a cat shit if you're a huge skank whore or if you're a spinster prude with a vagina that hums out the melody to "Mr. Lonely" in the middle of the night. They will like your ass as long as you feed them, give them attention, don't blame your farts on them and don't make them go out in public wearing the groom suit you make them wear during fake wedding playtime. That being said, my friend's dog totally judged her for being a big skank whore slut.

And I really hope Baxter dropped a wet shit in at least one of Blake's shoes. That's what she gets for using his ass for publicity.

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:07pm.

That dog is adorable and I think Blake is a HUGE upgrade from derp-lookin' ScarJo.

Submitted by justincase on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 6:28pm.

This year's Sienna Miller.

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:42am.

I like her boots and I like the dog. Her, not so much.

Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:38am.

I let my kids play games on my smartphone. When we go out to eat we give each kid a phone, turn on angry birds with the sound off and we get a peaceful dinner. Not all the time of else it would be a treat for the kids.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:37am.

There's not one photo here where the dog doesn't look like, "Oh, hell no, you ain't the boss of me, and my house is THAT WAY, Boris Badinov."

It's pretty tough to alienate a Golden Retriever mix. I could see if she was stuck dragging an Afghan Hound around the block, although she's basically an Afghan Hound herself, especially in the brainpan, so they probably would have bonded.

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:32am.

Sometimes I wish I didn't have a smart phone, I'll admit that its distracting. My bf has been calling me out on my phone usage. I guess my new years resolution will be spending less time on the phone. I don't want to become a shitty parent b/c of that.

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Submitted by Saix on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:09am.

I have no opinion on her. Never paid enough attention to care. I'm here for the dog. That dog is win. Fact.

Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:34am.

OMG Vega! The dog in your avie is too cute!

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:30am.

This stupid twit is so busy pretending to hide from the paps behind her phone she is totally ignoring the dog. Ryan should find a new beard a.s.a.p!

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:27am.

I love how she's walking in the road while obliviously texting and barely holding the leash. Undoubtedly on Facebook or Twitter.

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Submitted by vega on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:14am.

I love the look of the dogs face in the main pic, it’s as if he’s thinking is that her ass that smells or mine!

Submitted by vega on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:12am.

This bitch can barely hold that big ass purse let alone a dog leash. Please doggie take off running and knock this useless twit down a peg or two.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:09am.

Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:23am.

I agree, I can not count the times I have seen little kids totally ignored by their parents because they are talking or texting or reading something on their phone.
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Once I was calling a maypole dance (weird, I know - I was just telling the dancers where to step with their ribbons to make pretty knots) and it was a street festival thing so the dancers were just people who chose to join in. I said, EXPLICITLY, "too hard for young children." I turn to see a three/four year old holding a ribbon by herself - and I have a mic, mind.

"This activity is going to be too hard for such a little girl but if someone wants to come help her with it then we're all gonna have a really great time!" ....nothing...."Hey everybody (to the crowd at large) we're getting ready for the Maypole Dance but this little girl is going to need her mommy...or something..." NOTHING....(worried now I saunter over) Hey, little girl, is your mommy here? *she nods and points to a woman FOUR FEET AWAY AND TEXTING* SERIOUSLY!?!?! Never even noticed I was talking to her kid until I called on her repeatedly. Crazy shit.

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Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:02am.

Awww, how cute! Blake thinks she's pretty..

Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:31am.

speaking of pooches i just came across this :( -> http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/476/619/334/

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by orangebella on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:01am.

My bf works valet at a snazzy hotel in coronado in SD, and he has told me countless times where he goes to open the car doors and the little kids are sitting there playing on their parents cells or some sort of electronic device. When I was little my parents kept a pencil, paper, and some crossword puzzles in the back to play with.

If I have a kid they will never play with a cell phone
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Submitted by WineandRamen on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:32am.

I'm going to talk about animals because I don't know what a Blake Lively is except for the dumpy bag lady looking thing not wearing pants in the main pic.

Dogs don't judge your skankness. It just means more hands coming through to pet them. My mom's dog was belly up for my brother's parade of weekly girlfriends. Cats, on the other hand...I broke up with a guy who was living with me for most of the summer after we were together almost 2 years. When I let the next bf come hang at my place (8 months later!), those furry little assholes were all about how morally bankrupt I am and wouldn't even look me in the eye when I fed them. I don't like being judged by a creature that spends greater than 70% of its day folded in half licking its own b-hole.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:30am.

The dog is prettier than Blake Lively, that's for sure.

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Submitted by QueenyBean on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:28am.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:08am.
She thinks it's serious. He thinks she's a doormat.

Comedy.
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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:25am.

What an adorable puppeh(the four legged one,not the two legged skank),but I hear you on the doggie using us humans...my doggy works me like no other, knows how to guilt me into everything. Master manipulator that one is!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:21am.

Submitted by Darth Stoner on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:11am.
That dog has massive ass hair. Why?
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I'd bet money that dog is part rough collie (Lassie). I have one at home, and can see the resemblance, especially, the skinny legs, swoop-y underbelly, and massive ass hair !! LOL

I'll bet that's a real sweet-natured dog too.
Collies are fucking awesome. best dogs I've ever had.

Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:18am.

Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:23am.

I agree, I can not count the times I have seen little kids totally ignored by their parents because they are talking or texting or reading something on their phone. The next generation is going to give even less of a fuck than the present one does now-- all because they were ignored and a whole lot less talking with the kids, and bonding is being done. Be it other humans or our four footed friends, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY WHEN IN THE COMPANY OF OTHERS.
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Last week I went to have lunch at school with my little Darknight and next to us was a mom with her kid. Texting on the phone the whole fucking time while her kid just sat infront of her eating. No fucking interaction whatsoever. Pissed me off so bad, what the hell is the point if your gonna ignore them? At least let them sit with their classmates to have someone to fucking talk to and you stay fucking home with your goddamn phone. So fucking horrible. I swear in a couple of years we will be like those fat people in the Walle movie. Rolled around with a fucking screen in our faces while we ignore each other. Crazy.
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Submitted by grommet on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:18am.

That is a really cute dog.

Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:11am.

it's bad when a dog looks at you like "this bitch..."

Submitted by 130490laura on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:07am.

I love the look on that dog's face! He looks so confused, like "Who is this? Why does her hair look so bad? What is all that crap on her coat?"

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:58am.

I hope Ryan sees these pics and dumps her for ignoring his dog

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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:53am.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:48am.

Damn, I hate being judged by my dog.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!

Submitted by deadflowers on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:47am.

My dog knows all my ho shit and doesn't give a damn. Sometimes I think he tacitly approves.

Submitted by Darth Stoner on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:41am.

That dog has massive ass hair. Why?

Submitted by grommet on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:39am.

I will say I'm glad she's a normal sized woman and not a skeleton.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:38am.

She thinks it's serious. He thinks she's a doormat.

Comedy.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:37am.

everyone's on the phone these days. walking, driving, eating, peeing & poopin - all while chatting and texting.
dogs are ignored, children neglected, planes delayed, cars crashing because all the attention goes on angry birds and words with your friends.

whatever, these two have fucked up faces so it was inevitable that they'd find comfort, security and kinship in one another. she has prematurely-old face and ryan has a tiny baby face.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:34am.

i hope one day the world will wake up and realise that blake lively is a fucking talentless whore who can deep throat and snow ball (dont look it up if you dont wanna know)

thats why she lands movie roles.

Submitted by TimC on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:34am.

that dog looks like one of those old chinese statues or drawings of dogs that don't look like dogs (of course their lions look like dogs). it's like he's got a chihuahua head on a golden retriever's body.

i don't get what's so special about ryan reynolds. decent body, not so great face with some skin issues. he's good enough for blake lifelike.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:49am.
What the hell is that stuff all over her coat in thumb #4?
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Dried Spoog? That's why when you go to an orgy you make sure your coat is hung up.

This is what happens when the host puts your coat on the main orgy bed.

Just syain..

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:27am.

that dog can sniff a boring talentless actress "aka sucks producers' dick at the sound of a zipper" a mile away. poor Baxter.

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:26am.

What really pisses me off is when I see people on bikes and roller blades dragging along a dog on a leash that can barely keep up.

Submitted by tweak on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:26am.

i hope she was calling her hair stylist to do something with that ridiculous rat's nest. the hat hides nothing.

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:19am.

What the hell is that stuff all over her coat in thumb #4? Lint, dandruff, snowflakes?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:18am.

GIT OFF THE DAMN PHONE!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:12am.

You mean the one with the hat?

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:09am.

this is a very nice looking dog, I'm glad it was included in the pictures.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:08am.

cute dog...boring chick...
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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:23am.

And this trend with that hat. especially when it's oversized, is a tragic mistake, an affront to the eyes of anyone with just of hint of fashion or self respect. You don't look cute, the look doesn't make you look casually chic, it just makes you look silly and contrived. Now go give your grandpa back his hat, along with the corncob pipe that is in your pocket, and go get my fucking shine box.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:04am.

And this is why errbuddy needs to learn to STOP multitasking. That dog needs attention, dude. He's all over the damn place.

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Submitted by Caramel on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:03am.

Now I hate her-put your phone down and pay attention to the dog!

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:02am.

Ok, I'm a give this bitch a point for struggling with all that shit with no assistant and still not falling over. 1 point. That should put her about -9 now.

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