Keeping Up With Klint

The last person I ever thought would show his face on an E! reality show has just agreed to show his face on an E! reality show. TMZ says that Clint Eastwood’s wife Dina Eastwood and their daughter Morgan and his daughter Francesca are shooting their own reality show for E! right now and he’s agreed to make a few cameos. Senileism is a helluva drug. Damn. Clint has millions of dollars, 4 Oscars and is tap dancing on the A-list. Clint doesn’t need a reality show. I bet E! lured him in with a plate of caramel squares. Those pepaws and their caramel squares. It’s like crack wrapped in a virgin’s vagina.

The show will apparently focus on Dina’s relationship with Morgan and Francesca and their life as “Hollywood royalty.” Clint’s 18-year-old daughter Francesca is an aspiring actress, so she’s probably hoping this will lead to some shit. The show will be added to E!’s gallery of skid marks in the next few months.

Okay, Francesca’s father is Clint Eastwood and she’s using reality TV to become a professional actress? That is some nepotism fail shit. The only good that can come from this is that at the E! company picnic, Clint will mistake the Kuntrashians for a pack of yetis and lasso all of ’em up.