Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 14, 2011 / Posted by:

Brayden from The A-List: Dallas! No, no, not the one on the right. The pixie on the left who looks like if Claire Danes dressed up like a Riot Grrrl Tinkerbell to go to Lilith Fair in the 90s. The one who I think is menstruating through his eye. That’s the androgynously glorious Brayden and he’s the sidekick to James Doyle (the trick on the right) on that dusty tornado of tragicness The A-List: Dallas. Brayden is a loyal confidante, an undiscovered beauty icon of Texas and he’s probably the only reason why I sat through every single episode of that sad wreck of a shit show. Those vapid whores nearly sucked whatever is left of my soul, but Brayden saved me every time he popped up on the screen and filled me with the yellow glitter that splashes off of his head every time he flips his pixie locks. He’s like a human pixie stick.

And NOBODY knows how to say “Are you seeeeeeeer-eeee-es????” the same way Brayden does:

Yes, Brayden, I’m seeeeeeeer-eeee-es when I say that you’re the true rose of Texas. Who knew that Texas’ most beautiful flower would look like a middle-aged single mother who liberated herself after the divorce by chopping all her hair off and getting a job as a receptionist at a hair salon that specializes in the various haircuts of Lori Petty.

(Image via SFHolidays)

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