Hot Slut Of The Day!
Brayden from The A-List: Dallas! No, no, not the one on the right. The pixie on the left who looks like if Claire Danes dressed up like a Riot Grrrl Tinkerbell to go to Lilith Fair in the 90s. The one who I think is menstruating through his eye. That's the androgynously glorious Brayden and he's the sidekick to James Doyle (the trick on the right) on that dusty tornado of tragicness The A-List: Dallas. Brayden is a loyal confidante, an undiscovered beauty icon of Texas and he's probably the only reason why I sat through every single episode of that sad wreck of a shit show. Those vapid whores nearly sucked whatever is left of my soul, but Brayden saved me every time he popped up on the screen and filled me with the yellow glitter that splashes off of his head every time he flips his pixie locks. He's like a human pixie stick.
And NOBODY knows how to say "Are you seeeeeeeer-eeee-es????" the same way Brayden does:
Yes, Brayden, I'm seeeeeeeer-eeee-es when I say that you're the true rose of Texas. Who knew that Texas' most beautiful flower would look like a middle-aged single mother who liberated herself after the divorce by chopping all her hair off and getting a job as a receptionist at a hair salon that specializes in the various haircuts of Lori Petty.
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I really thought that was a chick even after watching the video, gaydar help me!
Holy shit! I thought that was Claire Danes for real??? Well I think this is how Claire should look anyway
I was literally just about to post that very same thing! uncanny...
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RE: Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:42am.
The love child of Claire Danes and Robin.
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The love child or Claire Danes and Robin.
OMG Riot Grrrl was mentioned in dlisted? You should link that MK.
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WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS
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If blondie is remotely sexual, id say he bottoms and he would squeel like a hyena.
I thought Brayden was the really hot slut on the right and we were going to hear a story about a gay stripper boy golddigging his way into Claire Danes poolhouse and joint checking account. This has been disappointing, to say the least. I thought Mercury was finally out of retrograde starting yesterday.
That's not Claire Danes?!
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Holy caca, the blonde girl is a man???
How did I miss this?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Nobody can convince me people aren't born gay. I mean you can't work hard enough to simply become a Twinkle Dinkle like this "feller" here.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 8:30am.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 8:04am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 8:00am.
Me either whore.
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And good morning to you, too, DWM! Your pube lice trying to do the Moonwalk again? Itchy bitches.
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Today they aer bungy jumping. I'm getting a little tired of the racket they are making.
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Silly me, I thought you'd adopted come crotch crickets!
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 8:04am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 8:00am.
Me either whore.
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And good morning to you, too, DWM! Your pube lice trying to do the Moonwalk again? Itchy bitches.
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Today they aer bungy jumping. I'm getting a little tired of the racket they are making.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 8:05am.
Hahaha that one was actually on the other night.
Cartoons I can forgive, people I share the same social circle with, not so much.
I'm from Dallas and never seen this shit. I did think that the dude was a middle aged woman desperately trying to hang onto her youth and "coolness".
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Jintess on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 8:04am.
At least he didn't say "Are you serial?"
Swear to all that is holy, I want to beat the crap out of whoever came up with that shit.
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I'm SUPER Serial. BEat up Trey Parker and Matt STone.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 8:00am.
Me either whore.
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And good morning to you, too, DWM! Your pube lice trying to do the Moonwalk again? Itchy bitches.
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A gay who would rather look like a bulldyke. History in the making.
At least he didn't say "Are you serial?"
Swear to all that is holy, I want to beat the crap out of whoever came up with that shit.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 7:57am.
Holy missidentified gender, Batman! I didn't realize the blond was a dood!
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Me either whore. I was confused as to when they started putting the Lword on Alist.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Holy missidentified gender, Batman! I didn't realize the blond was a dood!
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I am so glad I don't have cable so I don't hate myself for paying for all of the reality shit that makes up most of its programming. I prefer the Michael K condensed versions, and if I ever make it to Jeopardy! I'll know everything I need to know about these people.
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What everyone else said
that's a guy?
Wait... That's a guy? Either I am super slow in the morning or dude looks like a girl. A 90's girl! My so called life....
MIGUELINA! YOU SHOULD GET FASHION TIPS FROM HER! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE KNOWS HER WAY AROUND THE GAP!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This is how bad things are in the USA right now. I don't watch reality TV and never have, yet I am STILL sick of reality TV. WTF, people, read a book! Go for a walk! Take out your Visa and purchase a frigging life!
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LMAO..that took me a second to figure out he was the one on the left. Brayden totally photographs like a girl. he seems sweet though.
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Agree with Dog and CokeyBloke made me laugh.
That's a man? Wow. He doesn't look girlish in a sprkly, glitteryy way. He looks like femmie bull dyke.
More reality TV bullsh*t. What a snore.
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