Fanny Is A Mom Again
The skin on Fantasia's left arm is shivering today, because it's only a matter of time before she gets the face of her second baby friend tattooed on there. (Sidenote: I never understood why people get the faces of their children, mother, father or any other relative tattooed on their arm? Do you really want to look down at your child's face while you're giving a handjob? That'll mess up your rhythm and then you'll have to start all over again.)
Fanny birthed out a son in North Carolina sometime yesterday and she isn't saying who the daddy is, but Aunt Bunny and I know the father is that married trash she picked up in a T-Mobile store. GWORL PLEE! As soon as Fanny caught her breath after hollering out a billion breaths during labor (you know that bitch gets EXTRA during labor), she let out this statement to People:
Baby Dallas made his debut on Tuesday in North Carolina at 7 lbs., 9 oz. and 21 inches long. He joins big sister Zion, 10."I feel so blessed that my son Dallas Xavier was born healthy, and is a wonderful new addition to our family. I thank all my fans for their well wishes and continued support."
I was half-expecting Fanny to name her son Fave Five after where she met his daddy, so the name "Dallas Xavier" is pretty tame. But still. What has Dallas done to deserve this kind of treatment this year? First came A-List: Dallas (fuckery punch #1), then came Khloe & Lamar moving to Dallas (fuckery punch #2) and now this?! At a courthouse in Texas somewhere, you can probably find Dallas trying to change its name to Sallad. Actually, Sallad is a really good baby name.
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Trash. Plane and simple.
As a jewish man, I do not reject the name Zion.
Maybe the father is someone really attractive. Like, say, Lil Wayne.
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She is just sooooo hideously ugly. I hope the kid gets the Father's looks. But, does she even know who he is? I must say, 'the fantasia barrino story' movie that was on Lifetime still is hysterical - almost in the same league as Showgirls.
She Stinks!
I like D'allas better.
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Someone needs to tell poor Fanny to keep her mouth closed when the paps are snapping her picture. She looks like she could fit a whole car in that thing.
Hold the phone here and someone edumucate me on this....
She attempted suicide....wouldn't that have made CPS come in and snatch her kid away since she couldn't even take care of herself? Or was the child under the care of her relatives during recovery?
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"The older you get, the wiser you get...unless you're a banana!" - Rose Nylund
Dallas and Zion. Classy names. I can't stand her since I have no time for homewreckers, but I love babehs. I'm glad hers was born healthy.
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LMAO!
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Every time I see her face I want to gouge my eyes out from the FUG MUG!
***As Shug Avery*** YOU SHO' IS UGLIEEEE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF0o8LnZLwQ
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Can't stand this eggplant head with her squeaky-ass voice.
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Do you really want to look down at your child's face while you're giving a handjob?
-- Damn MK is RIGHT on the money here. hahahaha.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 11:44am.
Submitted by Darknight on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:10am.
I know she tried but it was thrown out by the judge. Last I heard she was appealing. Not that I condone sleeping with a married man, but a lawsuit over it? If anything she should be suing her husband.
I heard it's called alienation of spousal affection and it's a real thing in some states. not sure if the suit applies to both the spouse and the other person but it definitely applies to the other person.
IMO it takes two to tango and yeah he's the one who's married but I just don't believe the person that agrees to carry on an affair with a married person should just get off scot-free.
Yay another child who will grow up uneducated, illiterate, ignorant, unemployed and trashy. Just like his mama and daddy, whoever the daddy may be.
"Dallas Xavier" is a kinda normal name, too, considering... and she spelled both names right.
Of course she might have been trying to spell something completely different, like "William James", for all we know.
Submitted by Darknight on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:10am.
I know she tried but it was thrown out by the judge. Last I heard she was appealing. Not that I condone sleeping with a married man, but a lawsuit over it? If anything she should be suing her husband.
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Submitted by Darknight on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:10am
The thing that gets me is that the dude had been married to his wife for a little over 2 years before he met Fanny. I know that she ended up suing Fanny but I don't know if she ever won anything.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 9:56am
Which is the main reason why I will never ever go there.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by jelliebean on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:06am.
Again I must say it: Dallas....I mourn for you.
What did you do to deserve, oh, is this for the grassy knoll thing?
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yes, that grassy knoll started the slippery slide to hell. (though for the record, the city of Dallas did not conspire to assassinate anyone. we were the unfortunate location.) after that, came JR Ewing and Southfork. that damn grassy knoll & Southfork are the two biggest tourist sites in Dallas. really, people? that's the shit you want to see? it sucks to be us.
Submitted by The Machine on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:13am.
Black people srsly stop getting tattoos. Please.
It's not a racial thing, it's a shit-doesn't-show-up-on-dark-skin-and-looks-like-a-skid-mark thing.
Srsly. Stop it.
^^^ you say all of this as if she's dark as midnight. You can clearly see the face tattoo on her arm.
Anywho. I'm a little biased because I like Fantasia. I voted for her on American Idol because the bitch can sing.
I don't get all the Fanny hate tho. Yeah she fucked a married man [I'm not excusing homewreckers] but so did Alicia Keys & the bitch ended up marrying him & now runs around giving marital advice.
Congrats to Fanny!!
Submitted by The Machine on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:13am.
Yes because, all black people are the same skin tone.
That being said, tattoos can look good or horrible on anyone. Race does not matter. And if you think it does, you're probably a racist.
Oh Fantasia...she has such an amazing voice and can out sing a whole lotta folks but dammit to hell if she doesn't always look so ran through...UGH
I agree that black people who are darker should just forgo the tat thing all together but in the same breath can someone send a msg to white people that look like coloring books after they get tatted up...or heavens to megatron...and please someone here me...WHITE PEOPLE STOP GETTING THE TRIBAL TATS!!! they look so wrong against white skin... only actual tribal people look awesome with those tats...WP just look like douchebags.
Submitted by Darth Stoner on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:22am.
Submitted by The Machine on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:13am.
Tattoos on white skin are much more glaring and hideous. Tats on black people look much more subtle because of their dark skin.
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When you're paying several hundred to several thousand dollars for a tattoo, wouldn't you rather it stand out than to blend in?
I've put several thousand dollars into mine and I would rather have my shit blind a motherfucker than to have someone come up to me and try to figure out whether I have artwork or an unknown disease.
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Wonderful. When the baby gets a little older, it can read a bedtime story to her.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Submitted by Darth Stoner on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:03am.
My toilet plunger is less offensive
LMFAO!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I know thas right.....mutha fucka...sheeet!
Submitted by Darth Stoner on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:03am.
My toilet plunger is less offensive.
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LOL!
Her hula hoop earrings are ridiculous.
Off topic:
OMG:
http://www.sacbee.com/2011/12/14/4122242/1-dead-2-injured-in-nyc-elevato...
That's some death by bizarro shit right there.
Submitted by The Machine on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:13am.
Tattoos on white skin are much more glaring and hideous. Tats on black people look much more subtle because of their dark skin.
I really don't follow your line of thinking here.
Then again, I smoked a huge breakfast bowl of smokey-o's.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:16am.
Submitted by The Machine on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:13am.
As opposed to when white people get tats and it looks like someone smeared a big loogie on their skin.
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Oh, I've seen some horrid tats on white folks. Hell, I'm a statistic myself.
Again, not meant to be racist, but take it how you like. *shrugs*
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Submitted by The Machine on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:13am.
As opposed to when white people get tats and it looks like someone smeared a big loogie on their skin.
WTF?
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Black people srsly stop getting tattoos. Please.
It's not a racial thing, it's a shit-doesn't-show-up-on-dark-skin-and-looks-like-a-skid-mark thing.
Srsly. Stop it.
And rly? Made his debut? Bitch, sit down.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:07am.
Darth, the lapels are on her jacket.
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You're right! I'm still waking up (my excuse). I NEED TO MAKE THIS THEN! Do you think anyone would want an apron with formal lapels besides me? I think it would be really cute and original.
I need to make this possible.
*off to patent*
Wasn't the married guy's wife gonna sue fantasia for alienation of affection or something? Why hasn't she done that yet? She needs to get on that.
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Darth, the lapels are on her jacket.
The chest tats and that wad of gum stuck in her maw just scream "Miss Porter's School For Young Ladies", doesn't it?
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Hahaha oh the fresh fuckery that Dallas is birthing into! I am left to ponder what mysterious forces of the cosmos are drawing all of these deranged characters together in an urban area and for what hellish purposes?
Again I must say it: Dallas....I mourn for you.
What did you do to deserve, oh, is this for the grassy knoll thing?
Shit. I want her apron with the lapels on it tho.
Damnit. How do I get one of those?
Don't forget, most Eligible Dallas, MK. Gross. I can't believe that she got impregnated by some fucking married, grown T-mobile employee. He probably doesn't even make enough to afford formula. Did she ever learn how to read? Are the instructions on birth control too complicated? 'Take 1 pill everyday until pack is done'!?! Loser.
My toilet plunger is less offensive.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 9:56am.
is tasia capable of closing her mouf?
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Nope. Can't close her legs either, apparently.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
is tasia capable of closing her mouf? she kinda grosses me out as does snooki and l'il kim...
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Honestly - what is with all these B/C list celebs always hanging out at Millions of Milkshakes?
Sweet Geeezuz I can't belive some guy actually managed to get it up AND impregnate her
She won't say who the father is cause she don't know who the father is. Bawahaaa!
she has fans on popsugar. For real.
blech.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
So I guess she forgot to make the appointment for the second abortion?
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
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fug.
olololol GWORL PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fans my ass!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
How is she famous and how do cameras keep capturing pictures without being sucked into that mouth.
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