Demi Moore Is Not Changing Her Twatter Name Anytime Soon, Thankyouverymuch
Approximately six seconds after Demi Moore's marriage died and became a ghost that will jump into Whoopi Goldberg's body from time to time to haunt her, some people started asking if she's going to legally change her Twitter handle from @mrskutcher. Demi finally answered this highly important question after her followers kept hitting her with it. I appreciate Demi's Tweet, but only because she dipped it in bitch and rolled it in sarcasm before she threw it at her followers:
changing my twitter name isn't a top priority right now. sorry it bothers so many of u. should I not tweet until I do?does it really matter?
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Yes, it does matter, DU-MEEEE. There was a time when Demi couldn't even squeeze out a dusty queef without Tweeting about its grand exit first, so her Twitter account should be her top priority. There are some followers who stare at her handle and relive the painful memories of her and Ashton gushing at each other on Twitter. Selfish old bitch.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to register the Twitter names @primecougarpuss, @eatmykutcher and @mrsfuckthatbitchashtonkutcher, because Demi is obviously changing hers to one of those and I want to make top dollar when I sell one to her.
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Never cared much about this twat. She's not that geat of an actress or pretty at all. Which makes me wonder why Dummi has always been so hung up on herself.
Seriously...other than Whorelina Jolie, I've never seen a broad so in love with herself! Vanity, thy name is Demi & I think she sucks!
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:53pm.
I hate it when women base their names and crap off of the men or kids they have, ie: Baseball Mom licence plates, Mrs. So-and-so sweatpants and shit. It's so pathetic.
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I'm with you and I don't understand keeping an ex's last name after a divorce, unless *maybe* for professional reasons, if you had already established a career with the married name... but even then, I dunno.
You're not married to him anymore! The marriage is OH.VER. In the past. No longer in effect. I just don't get it. And if you have kids, so? If you returned to your original last name, then you would no longer have any connection to your kids? What?
Do any divorced men introduce themselves in any and all situations, as "[ex-wife's] former husband", for the rest of their days?
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I can see your point, but changing your name is a pain in the ass...you have to get all your official documents redone, and such. For some people, a name is just a name. Unless I hated my ex with a fiery passion, I'd probably just keep his name to save myself the trouble.
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Submitted by ritzyroxie: "I hate it when women base their names and crap off of the men or kids they have, ie: Baseball Mom licence plates, Mrs. So-and-so sweatpants and shit. It's so pathetic."
YES. A thousand times yes.
And when their FB picture is of their kid. (It's okay if your kid is in the photo WITH you.) Or their username is "XXXMama" or what have you.
You horz know I'm a 50s style housewife, but DAMN. Even *I* have my own identity.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:53pm.
I hate it when women base their names and crap off of the men or kids they have, ie: Baseball Mom licence plates, Mrs. So-and-so sweatpants and shit. It's so pathetic.
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I'm with you and I don't understand keeping an ex's last name after a divorce, unless *maybe* for professional reasons, if you had already established a career with the married name... but even then, I dunno.
You're not married to him anymore! The marriage is OH.VER. In the past. No longer in effect. I just don't get it. And if you have kids, so? If you returned to your original last name, then you would no longer have any connection to your kids? What?
Do any divorced men introduce themselves in any and all situations, as "[ex-wife's] former husband", for the rest of their days?
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I just like my married last name better than my maiden one. I'm not changing it ever and it has nothing to do with attachment to him. He can go and disappear forever. ~JMO~
Well, you better make it a priority, ho, because you look fucking stupid.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:53pm.
I hate it when women base their names and crap off of the men or kids they have
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Because it's totally the stupid women's fault that their social status is so deeply dependent on that of their male owners and offspring thereof.
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who does twitter fags
#getthefuckofftwatter
#period
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:53pm.
I hate it when women base their names and crap off of the men or kids they have, ie: Baseball Mom licence plates, Mrs. So-and-so sweatpants and shit. It's so pathetic.
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That fucking drives me up the wall. I saw a car once with literally 4 stickers that said "Navy Mom!" "My son is a sailor!" "Mom to a Sailor" and more buffonery!
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I saw a bumper sticker one time in a shop in NC that said "My son was not involved in the recent cheating scandal at George Washington Middle School." If I had a car, I would've bought it!
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
ditto...
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:53pm.
I hate it when women base their names and crap off of the men or kids they have, ie: Baseball Mom licence plates, Mrs. So-and-so sweatpants and shit. It's so pathetic.
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I'm with you and I don't understand keeping an ex's last name after a divorce, unless *maybe* for professional reasons, if you had already established a career with the married name... but even then, I dunno.
You're not married to him anymore! The marriage is OH.VER. In the past. No longer in effect. I just don't get it. And if you have kids, so? If you returned to your original last name, then you would no longer have any connection to your kids? What?
Do any divorced men introduce themselves in any and all situations, as "[ex-wife's] former husband", for the rest of their days?
It's like if I decided from now on, for the rest of my life I would write 2011 when I write the date, no matter what year it happens to be. That wouldn't magically make it 2011 forever IRL, would it?
TEAM KEEP YOUR ORIGINAL NAME
I like Demi, because she went Hollywood, got her checks, and then pretty much left that bitch to raise her kids in relative obscurity. And before he married her, Ashton Kutcher was known as a young douche. She upgraded his ass, taught him how to make some money, and what did he do?
He went out and fucked up their agreement.
One example?:
Where would The Donald have been without Ivana?
It happens all the time. Women meet a man, he recognizes her innate (and usually higher) intelligence, he feeds off of it, she supports him in every way, and just as soon as he thinks he can do everything on his own (and as soon as he believes he actually DID do it on his own), he goes and fucks up the situation.
I am Team Demi, I think Ashton is STILL a douche. I also believe that Demi Moore (and I am not even a fan of hers) is far more talented and savvy than him, but in a very male-dominated industry, there is not enough botox and collagen injections in the world to make her as relevant as his young ass.
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"changing my twitter name isn't a top priority right now. sorry it bothers so many of u. should I not tweet until I do?does it really matter?"
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OK kids, let's examine this for a moment.
If she's got more important things to do than tweet right now, why is she tweeting? And if it "doesn't really matter", why is she tweeting? Hypocrite much, Demi?
Isn't it time for her to "accidentally leak" another excruciatingly desperate and insecure bikini self-portrait pic?
who does twitter..who gives a shit what you are doing..Demi Moore sucks
Spongebob on The Simpsons threatens the world : "And yes, I do note the irony of complaining about the inanity of television and appearing on television to do it."
Replace Spongebob with Demi and television with Twitter.
Spongebob on The Simpsons threatens the world : "And yes, I do note the irony of complaining about the inanity of television and appearing on television to do it."
Replace Spongebob with Demi and television with Twitter.
It's easy to change Twitter usernames. You just go into "settings" and voila.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
I don't do Twitter so someone tell me, is it hard to change a Twitter name? I would think it would take only a couple of minutes.
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Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 2:01pm.
WTF does she even have to tweet about?
- still not working but hope to be offered a part soon
- my kids are extremely homely - discuss
- looking for pity sex - any takers?
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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Why does she even tweet? What does she have to tweet about? Being a washed up fool?
She is just pissed she can't twatter on like a teenage girl anymore about her and asston's sexy times together.
Is it SO difficult to change your twatter name? I'd want to dump that ass's name like a ball of hot pig shit. Now.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 2:13pm.
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The thing is she's way more talented than him but unfortunately when women hit 40 in HW the roles diminish rapidly. I wonder how much of her tweets and pics are for the producers in the industry to show them she still looks good and to consider her for roles??? I don't know maybe?
GAAWWD I wish this potato head birther would shut the fuck up already.
Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:30pm.
Who follows this washed-up St. Elmo's cunt anyway?
HAW!
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Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:53pm.
I hate it when women base their names and crap off of the men or kids they have, ie: Baseball Mom licence plates, Mrs. So-and-so sweatpants and shit. It's so pathetic.
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That fucking drives me up the wall. I saw a car once with literally 4 stickers that said "Navy Mom!" "My son is a sailor!" "Mom to a Sailor" and more buffonery!
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ME must've missed that, I was just skimming through the comments...ADD kicked in :P
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Whamo- I agree. I think they sucked all they could out of each other's places on the totem pole. He may be a douche, but he is business savvy, like you said. And he upped her profile with a younger crowd which she used to act the fool and get attention.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:58pm.
Please. She gets more out of being linked to him than not.
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I think what he got the most out of her was how to handle his career properly. We may not like him but things like producing Punked and where to put backing money on various products is huge. He's positioned himself in HW a an Alist TV player and I'll bet he's worth a hell of a lot of money that was made off screen rather than on. Out of that 70's crew he'd by far has the most money and the most security.
Anno: Good one! Hahahahaha!
All of you guys are killing it on this thread!
WTF does she even have to tweet about?
- still not working but hope to be offered a part soon
- my kids are extremely homely - discuss
- looking for pity sex - any takers?
Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:33pm.
Fuck twitter, she should be on cunter.
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Where do you sign up for THAT Slurps?
Please. She gets more out of being linked to him than not.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
She should be tweeting her agent asking if he still has her number.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by Darth Stoner on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:31pm.
The name change is to help her move on and heal.
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Is that your reason for all your name changes?
see you all later.
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Uh oh, somebody get the vaseline and hold somebody's goldplated, door knocker earrings...
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:53pm.
I hate it when women base their names and crap off of the men or kids they have, ie: Baseball Mom licence plates, Mrs. So-and-so sweatpants and shit. It's so pathetic.
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Mrs. So-and-So Sweatpants?!?!? Bwahahahahahaha! Funny!
I hate it when women base their names and crap off of the men or kids they have, ie: Baseball Mom licence plates, Mrs. So-and-so sweatpants and shit. It's so pathetic.
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jeepers...how old is demi? she is just as immature as ashton...it's ok if you NEVER tweet and i'll be ok...how's that?
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M.E. - snap - kind of!
If I didn't hate my ex I can understand not changing it but not if I claim to despise him. That would be weird for me to use his last name.
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Dark-sided!
I never changed my name when I wed (I like to sound old-fashioned) and my kids have my husband's last name. It's not a big deal to me.
I know a few women who despise their ex's but keep their last names so to have the same last name as their kid. I don't get that but each to there own, I suppose.
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Dark-sided!
message in a bottle - that is where I brought in the "they don't have kids comment".
If BH and I were to divorce, I'd keep his last name. It's the same last name as my kids.
*sniff sniff* I smell fish
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should I not tweet until I do?does it really matter?
How about you don't tweet until forever?and it really does matter because you're an annoying, clinging, whining loser.
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I bet you anything this bitch's followers didn't even bother asking her about her last name....just another PR stunt.
Alot of people are shocked when I tell people my mom kept my dad's last name after they divorced. She told me she kept it because while the name is her ex's name, it also connects to us.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:29pm.
Is it really THAT vital to change your name while going through a divorce?
I know they didn't have kids, so there is nothing tying her to keeping his last name, but why the urgency?
There is no urgency. She wants to think there is. But the problem isn't a legal name change, but the fact that her twitter name has the word "wife" in it. If she was simply MsKutcher, her fans wouldn't care. I don't think anyone here cares about her name or her twitter. It's all about her attitude with this tweet.
Tidbit:
Pictures with women posing their hands over their heads is a visual and visceral way of emoting complete and utter submission. That's why having a woman pose with her her hands over her head is so popular.
Photoshop some rope around those hands and a ball-gag and the image wouldn't change much. Women are always portrayed ad object or helpless in a lot of media.
I like Demi. She was one of the first women to make 'preggers' sexy and she took the stigma of 'pregnant ugly' off for a lot of women. I gotta give that to her. She is one cool chick.
Ashton was too young for her? Big deal. How many women do men go through who are too young for them? Hef ring a bell? That guy hasn't had a solid relationship in AGES (both figuratively and literally).
Time is no friend.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:15pm.
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LMAO!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 1:29pm.
Is it really THAT vital to change your name while going through a divorce?
I know they didn't have kids, so there is nothing tying her to keeping his last name, but why the urgency?
I think the light bulb just went off in her head, is all...she realized she was married to the Heir of Summer's Eve and that she looks like a dumbass so she's on the warpath to purge herself of his existence in her life.
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/12/mike-myers-wants-to-make-an-austin-p...