Afternoon Crumbs

When The Silver Fox met The Saint…..someone farted (his face gives it away) – Lainey Gossip

Something I thought I’d never type: Matt Damon is finally giving us ~fashun~ – The Berry

“Yup, them puppies is rill! Ah knows on account ah felt them once while she was sleepin’… Did ah jest say thet out loud?” said Billy Ray Cyrus – The Superficial

Jennifer Aniston is knocked up with her 81st and 82nd tabloid-induced baby – Celebitchy

The Dictator trailer is out…and I laughed – Towleroad

Melania Trump’s hairline looks positively wig-ish – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Tila Tequila still exists – Hollywood Tuna

Terror Reid is holding auditions for her next 6-second husband – ICYDK

Charlize Theron looks hot – Popoholic

Jude Law is Amish now – Just Jared

Pretty Girl from American Horror Story was ROBBED of a SAG nomination – Popsugar

Get into RuPaul’s Christmas Special like it’s the first time – OMG Blog

Daniel Day-Lewis in full-on Lincoln drag – The Daily What

Dionne Warwick’s face in the back conveys my thoughts on NeNe’s Trump check lies – Crunk + Disorderly

This Planet of the Lizards is sadly Stodden-free – Cityrag

I know Demi Lovato is not wearing a Laura Ashley blazer from the 90s vault – I’m Not Obsessed

If this was a picture from the set of the original 90210, it would be of Shannen Doherty beating a ho with that robe. Oh, how I miss the real 90210. – Celebslam

Oh please, you know MacGyver started that engine with his own piss and one of those grass reeds – Hollywood Rag