Peaches Geldof Brings Her Future Second Husband To The Dragon Tattoo Premiere

December 13, 2011 / Posted by:

The only time the UK Department of Public Health allows that piece of trash Peaches Geldof into public movie theaters is when the filthy street rats overtake the concession stand and only a diseased gutter snake like her can scare them away. So it must of been a very special occasion for them to let Peaches into London’s Odeon Cinema for the premiere of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo last night and it was. The organizers of last night’s premiere knew their red carpet needed some greasy beauty that only Peaches’ newest fiancé Thomas Cohen can provide.

Thomas is that ho who put coolots back on the fashion map last August when he strolled around with Peaches while looking like the kind of Asian girl Woody Allen would like to marry. And yeah, now he’s about to partake in a pre-divorce ceremony with Peaches, but you know that shit isn’t going to last. Thomas is going to pull out as soon as he comes down from the hallucinations a bitch gets after drinking up the fermented syrup that seeps out of Peaches’ pores. So we should take in Thomas’ beauty while we still can.

Also at last night’s Dragon Tattoo premiere was anti-Kardashian activist Daniel Craig and some runaway Vulcan bride.

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