Tuesday, December 13th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By The Rock Of Ages Trailer
This is the trailer for Cock of Ages Rock of Ages: We Built This Shitty starring EVERYBODY and it's the sole reason why you just saw Journey, Def Leppard, Pat Benatar and Joan Jett throw their bodies in open graves. Journey will gladly sell the use of their songs to every corporate product imaginable, but shit has gone too far when an evil Scientology leprechaun and Julianne Hough are singing their words in a movie. And sorry, Tommy Girl, hate to burst your butt bubble, but nobody does 80s rock covers like Kids Inc. These kids go hard.
via JoBlo
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 2:08pm.
Who else wants to wake up tomorrow and it's January 2nd. Over the holiday madness.
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NOT ME! I plan on living up to my name on New Year's Eve.
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McGill Class of '97
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I see Catherine Zeta Jones paid someone to make up a part for her. If there is no feminine little german kid...I'm definitely not seeing it.
Mary J!
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
A- WHy do they fuckover Sister Christian.
B - Mmm Catherine Zeta Jones
C - Joan Jett... please go smack Tommy Girl
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McGill Class of '97
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
My shit hit its limit yesterday. My BF sat in a pub and ate lunch and drank beer while I shopped for his family.
FUUUUCCCKKKK.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
If Courtney Stodden was the star, I'd go see it.
Good Lord, how did Alec Baldwin get into this mess? And who did that Julianne girl blow to get this gig? She totally sucks from the trailer.
Tom needs to cut the shit. Another movie I won't go see. Maybe I'll go see the musical instead.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Wow. That looks shitastic for sure.
Art have officially boarded the Wayback Machine for a nonstop ride to Derivative Bastardization Retreadland, and Mr. Peabody is DEAD.
This sh*t looks like that Valentine's Day/New Year's Eve movie meets The Decline of Western Civilization meets Glee. A bunch of random ass celebrities doing pointless stuff (Mary J. Blige? really WTH?!) while singing? Ummm, no, pass pass and PASS.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
And they say it's British actors that will take any paying role. (Yes Michael Caine, I'm talking to you).
This crap is gonna bomb hard.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 2:08pm.
Who else wants to wake up tomorrow and it's January 2nd. Over the holiday madness.
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me. I got the family to agree not to put up the tree this year. And I hven't gone shopping yet.
I used to LOVE Kids Inc. K-I-D-S YES!
Rock of Ages on Broadway was really good. I am scared for this movie.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 2:11pm.
haha. Glad you made it out alive.
ugh. i'm glad i was born in the 80s and didn't actually live through it so they aren't ruining something that i actually remember
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
I was just in the bathroom pissing at the urinal and I looked at my penis and said "ooh baby that's what I like!" so I bent down to try to taste my penis but I ended up splashing my face into the pool of urine in the urinal and I swallowed a lot of watery urine I ALMOST DROWNED
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I've been making cookies alll day and I am not a baker (I'm a chef damn it!)
So I need to finish before my guys arrive.
Hope you all are having a perfect day. All I know is that it's december and raining in Minnesota and I couldn't be happier about that fact!
I can't watch the trailer. It's just stop and go shit.
I'm probably not missing anything anyways.
Find Your Passion? Oh......gawd!
Who else wants to wake up tomorrow and it's January 2nd. Over the holiday madness.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
Looks like a complete piece of shit movie... and for some reason I envisioned Migraneuse as Catherine Zeta Jones.... lol
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
PASS.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Such pestilence upon our culture, promoting false idolatry and faggotism!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Rock of All Ages is basically a compilation of sell out artists attaching their names to some bullshit for a pay check so that they can call themselves "rock music". when fucking catherine zeta jones is singing your shit song dressed like a church wife well theres no hope for you twisted sister.
This does not look like campy fun. This looks like diarrhea set to music.
Hot mess of a movie.
Makes me want to go see a bunch of horror and sci-fi movies, as violent and noisy as possible, just to cleanse this stuff out of my head.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Well doesn't that look to be a steaming pile of bear shit.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Tammy! Stacee! Ugh! She's so confusing!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Sluts!!!