Insufferable Has A New Favorite Couple

December 13, 2011 / Posted by:

…and you have a new favorite picture to double punch. Everlast should use that picture on a punching bag. The national debt would be wiped out immediately.

Cameron Diaz and Diddy both screamed “JUST FRIENDS!” last month when they were seen having lunch together at some restaurant in Beverly Hills. They’re screaming those same words again today after Page Six says they were slurping on each other’s mouths at PH-D in Manhattan on Saturday night. Diddy was already holding court at his table when Cameron strolled in a little after 1am for some Virgin Diaries action. P6 put it like this:

“They were kissing and making out,” and continued being “very affectionate” while they danced, our sources said. Diaz and Diddy left the club together with the group just after 3 a.m. This isn’t the first time Diaz has been seen fiddling with Diddy.

Diddy on his own is UGH, Cameron on her own is UGH and together they’re just UGHUGHUGHUUUUUUGGGGGH. They shouldn’t be tongue screwing in front of everybody. Nobody wants to see that. It probably looks like two gaping anuses squirting douche water at each other. How would Cameron and Diddy like it if two gaping anuses squirted douche water at each other right in front of them? Actually, they’d probably be into it. Those nasty kinky fucks.

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