Insufferable Has A New Favorite Couple
...and you have a new favorite picture to double punch. Everlast should use that picture on a punching bag. The national debt would be wiped out immediately.
Cameron Diaz and Diddy both screamed "JUST FRIENDS!" last month when they were seen having lunch together at some restaurant in Beverly Hills. They're screaming those same words again today after Page Six says they were slurping on each other's mouths at PH-D in Manhattan on Saturday night. Diddy was already holding court at his table when Cameron strolled in a little after 1am for some Virgin Diaries action. P6 put it like this:
“They were kissing and making out,” and continued being “very affectionate” while they danced, our sources said. Diaz and Diddy left the club together with the group just after 3 a.m. This isn’t the first time Diaz has been seen fiddling with Diddy.
Diddy on his own is UGH, Cameron on her own is UGH and together they're just UGHUGHUGHUUUUUUGGGGGH. They shouldn't be tongue screwing in front of everybody. Nobody wants to see that. It probably looks like two gaping anuses squirting douche water at each other. How would Cameron and Diddy like it if two gaping anuses squirted douche water at each other right in front of them? Actually, they'd probably be into it. Those nasty kinky fucks.
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Hey gays, "dating" Hollywood's biggest beard Cameron Diaz is a sure way to out yourself.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 2:11pm.
But people in Europe are more interested in the collective good, while Americans are obsessed with ME ME ME ME ME AND I I I I I I I and MY MY MY MY MY MY
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I read (heard?) a theory as to why Americans are more individual leaning as opposed to family or group oriented and the thought was that a large part in building America came from individuals that left their families and went overseas to build a better life for themselves. Individuals that went out west to stake land claims, Individuals that went to the gold rush. The idea was because it was a new land many people had no roots or history when building the land up so they tended to have to look out for number 1 in order to survive. Over the years this just became part of the American way.
There was a lot more to it of course but that was the general idea behind the theory.
we are this way because the "American dream" is build off being better, tougher, smarter than the next guy. of course it's all about me. the pendulum needs to swing to the other side on that notion though because people are going off the deep end with it lately. :-P
my only question with the phone ban is what about those of us who have our iPod and phone on the same device? I can't listen to my playlist while driving anymore? that's bullshit.
I dub these borderline retarded fucktwats...
CamidyUGH
Because they look tainted and make me want to run to the free clinic with each view.
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Cameron Diaz doesn't bug me. I honestly don't get why people hate on her so much. She's not the best actress, but not the worst. Plus, I don't really hear any stories about her being a bitch. I kind of group her in same category as Jennifer Aniston. Diddy, however, is obnoxious and I hope this story isn't true. On the other hand, if it is, meh.
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Douchechill!
Her hand looks like a midget dildo and he looks like an angry gummy bear.
Man alive... Cameron used to be attractive, if different-looking/pizza-faced. She always had those cheeks, but since she got all workout crazy (from dating ARoid), she lost whatever bit of fat that was in her face that kept her from looking like a complete cartoon character. This pic makes me wonder if she had some work done on her cheeks, as they are now...just not right.
As for Cameron + P. Whatever... At least they are keeping the ick. nast. to themselves?
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment." -- Dorothy Parker
ugh.. raise your hand if you HAVENT had sex with Polly PassAround..
I figure Cammie is a lesbian because she has bearded for every closest case tranny chaser in the business.
MEH.. should have been filed under "Why are you doing this to us?"
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 9:44pm.
what ugly people they look like grease puppets
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What are "grease puppets"?
I don't disagree with you, because they do look greasy, but what is a grease puppet?
what ugly people they look like grease puppets
for once, I am fucking speechless.
the power of michael k compels you!
the power of michael k compels you!
this is disgusting.
cameron is disgusting, diddy is disgusting, they are both disgusting and everything about them is disgusting.
While they're at it, can they ban people putting on makeup while driving? I actually saw this trick putting on mascara the other day...she almost blew through a red light. Dumbass!
This ban wouldn't affect me in the slightest, as I can't really multitask in that way anyway. I think a blanket federal ban on handheld devices would be better than the system they have now, where it's legal in some states and illegal in others.
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I get why people shouldn't text and drive, but they're trying to ban ALL phone use, except in the case of emergencies.....I think that's going a little too far.
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I read somewhere that texting and driving is more likely to get you in a serious accident than driving while impaired (=.08 BAC). Hell I can't even walk and text at the same time, and when driving I always had to pull over (or slow down, if I was the only person on the road) if I wanted to change a CD or adjust the iPod playlist. I'm not sure how you can possibly type a text message and drive at the same time...nuts.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
she is so ugly
ugh they would have THE WORST looking babies
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Eww. Ewwwwwww. Ewwwwwwwwwww.
It looks like her left cheek is sliding off her face - WTF?
I never knew he could even cover his teeth; maybe he's been practicing.
Imagine what the pillows on their bed smell like in the morning. His drool (if he can't close his mouf when he's awake, he sure as hell ain't closing it when he's asleep) and her nasty roid sweat. GROSSSSSSS!!!!!
"Insufferable" would be a good name for his next cologne.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 2:21pm.
Also, most Americans believe that their Constitutional rights are absolute. Not so.
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Our neighbor is a police detective and they love it when someone starts going on about what they believe is their constitutional rights. The ignorance is astounding. LOL!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 2:11pm.
But people in Europe are more interested in the collective good, while Americans are obsessed with ME ME ME ME ME AND I I I I I I I and MY MY MY MY MY MY
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I read (heard?) a theory as to why Americans are more individual leaning as opposed to family or group oriented and the thought was that a large part in building America came from individuals that left their families and went overseas to build a better life for themselves. Individuals that went out west to stake land claims, Individuals that went to the gold rush. The idea was because it was a new land many people had no roots or history when building the land up so they tended to have to look out for number 1 in order to survive. Over the years this just became part of the American way.
There was a lot more to it of course but that was the general idea behind the theory.
As to the deodorant/stank thing, this is what I learned living in Europe:
In America we use something called antiperspirant/deodorant. Meaning, it not only keeps your pits smelling good it stops them from sweating, so less of the stanky bacteria is being made.
In Europe, all I could find was deodorant. It was all good in the morning, but by the end of the day, I stank to holy hell, because it didn't stop the pit sweat. It was nearly impossible to find antiperspirant/deodorant anywhere. It might have something to do with the belief in many parts of the world that the chemical that in fact stops the sweating might also be cancerous.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 2:11pm.
Most Americans have the notion, encouraged by employers, that they can actually multitask. For me, just driving a car is multitasking enough without adding the phone/text to the mix.
Also, most Americans believe that their Constitutional rights are absolute. Not so.
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Bjork, I am sure Paris H texts and fucks.
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All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
And speak my point of view but it's not sane
It's not sane
It drives me CRAZY when I come up on a car doing 40 MPH in the left lane in a 60 MPH zone and I see it's because they are texting. I lean on my horn like a MOFO until I am sure I have utterly scared the shit out of him or her.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 2:05pm.
But is it okay to text and fuck at the same time?
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Only if you are Joan Collins doing Arthur Loew, Jr.
Loew: You're a fucking bore!
Collins: You're a boring fuck.
http://www.citizendia.org/Joan_Collins
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Wow, she really is her own worst enemy. I find her face situation horribly sad as well - how can it belong to that body?!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 2:10pm.
ICK!!!!!!!!!!
Can you imagine her "aroma" after being under the hot lights?
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LOL, no shit eh! It doesn't matter HOW pretty a person is stink is as stink does.
Not saying she's pretty by ANY means but you know what I mean.
Oh and this kid's father in a Fury's class was (is) from Germany and wore no deoderant and stank to high hell.
Damn kraut. How can you NOT smell yourself??!!
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Momus, I am also all for it. Many European countries have outright bans and for the most part, it works. I pull over if it may be important, as M.E. said, other than that it can wait a while.
But people in Europe are more interested in the collective good, while Americans are obsessed with ME ME ME ME ME AND I I I I I I I and MY MY MY MY MY MY and will go on about civil rights and constitutional rights ad nauseaum, not realizing the government already does the hell what it wants and censorship is huge in the U.S.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 2:06pm.
I use to work with this polish guy years ago that never used deodorant and contrary to what HE thought he stunk like a Mother Banger at the end of the day just like you said. He was a supervisor and under pressure for deadlines which didn't help the situation I'm sure.
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ICK!!!!!!!!!!
Can you imagine her "aroma" after being under the hot lights?
*voms*
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Cammie's body looks amazing, but her face is aging horribly.
The Didiot has always been gross.
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All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
And speak my point of view but it's not sane
It's not sane
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 1:14pm.
I left for ten lousy minutes to go rub one out and came back to this. Thanks for the buzzkill MK.
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NEI...not enough information.
I though only guys went and did a quick rub out, I'm impressed EEG.
Puff Dingle was good in Get Him to the Greek, a movie which otherwise sucked ass (note to Hollywood: Jonah Hill cannot carry a movie, thin or fat, kthanksbai). Cameron Dirtaz is hork-inducing.
*hork, hork*
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i feel like i've heard this before...a few years ago. are these hollywood peeps just recycling each other? i'm too tired to care
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 1:48pm.
ITA.
Also, why would anyone want to be near at the end of the day since she doesn't use deodorant.
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I use to work with this polish guy years ago that never used deodorant and contrary to what HE thought he stunk like a Mother Banger at the end of the day just like you said. He was a supervisor and under pressure for deadlines which didn't help the situation I'm sure.
But is it okay to text and fuck at the same time?
In a perfect world that would be some kind of cop talk/jargon/lingo.
First Cop: We busted them for a TGASDWAEOIP
Second Cop: (nodding his head in agreement) Two gaping anuses squirting douche water at each other in public.
For whatever reason this makes sense...but all I can think is poor Cassie!!!!
Momus - I am all for it. I don't answer my phone in the car AND that is WITH my handsfree on. I'll let it go to VM, I'll pull off, check it and depending on if it's important or not call back from where I am turned off, or wait until I get home/to work.
It can wait 2-3 minutes people. Really it can.
LMAO at "paste eater"
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@ IrishFury and M.E.
Even federal government wants to ban cellphoning, texting, iPadding, etc.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/13/us/ntsb-cell-phone-ban/index.html?hpt=hp_t...
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Proven fact, even the most cautious driver is 10x more likey to get into an accident while either talking or texting on the phone. Your attention is diverted elsewhere.
You can say you are being careful and watching the road, but the truth of the matter is you are distracted. Period.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 1:14pm.
I left for ten lousy minutes to go rub one out and came back to this. Thanks for the buzzkill MK.
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LoL! TMI...but LOL.
Cam might as well complete the circle and do John Mayer next.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 1:48pm.
ITA.
Also, why would anyone want to be near at the end of the day since she doesn't use deodorant.
http://www.mylifetime.com/lifestyle/entertainment/celebrities/cameron-di...
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 1:35pm.`
If it makes you feel better, men are more likely to stay with women whores than the other way around.
When I was in high school we had two cheating neighbors. On one side the woman would go to work to support her lazy ass husband and child, while he stayed home.
On the other side there was a professional man that went to work every day to support his pretty blonde lazy ass wife.
Both of them had people coming and going alllll day.
The woman who supported her husband would yell and scream and throw his shit out of the window (and into our yard)
The man who supported his wife turned a blind eye, until she left him, and then he put a fucking WISHING WELL in his front yard hoping for her to come back.
Women are the ones who seem to judge loose women more harshly, not guys.
A man who fucks around is considered a ladies man. So how about a mans woman.
She fucks all of Hollywood,she's a real mans woman!