Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 13, 2011 / Posted by:

The Yoga Cat! Today was supposed to be an animal-free Hot Slut day after days and days of animal Hot Sluts, but how can I ignore this Yoga Cat who refuses to be ignored? If I ignore Yoga Cat, it’ll stealthily crawl into my bedroom while I’m doing naked yoga with my Anderson Cooper pillow (yeah, that’s why I’m doing) and it’ll sit on my back when I’m OM-ing through all my orifices. How can my spiritual center grow (if I ain’t being too subtle, wink, wink…) if I’ve got a pussy on my back?! So yeah, I have no choice. Besides, Yoga Cat deserves the title, because it’s taking yoga back from the dogs. The canine world might have its own yoga position, but look who’s really in charge of this shit. You might see a woman strengthening her spiritual core through the power of yoga, but cats see a human massage chair that only exists to gently rock them into their 198th nap of the day.

Oh, pussies, it’s always about them. Only a cat will turn OM into MEMEMEMEMEMEEEE!!

(For Jane)

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