Tuesday, December 13th 2011

Birthday Sluts

Steve Buscemi (54)
Taylor Swift (22)
Amy Lee (30)
Tom DeLonge (36)
Debbie Matenopoulos (37)
Jamie Foxx (44)
Morris Day (54)
Wendie Malick (61)
Ted Nugent (63)
John Davidson (70)
Christopher Plummer (82)
Dick Van Dyke (86)

Posted by: Michael K


Hysteria's picture

Huh. Steve Buscemi actually has some cuteness there. Those teefs turned out to be his meal ticket.

Love you, SB! Happy Times.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 4:52pm.

Manimal, this is for you.

Youtube is an "incredible" thing...

:)

shixa's picture

OMG so Steve Buscemi doesn't have an extra tooth he's MISSING one they're just so damn big you can't tell. LOOK...you see his pointy canines and there are THREE between them...you're supposed to have FOUR.

Dion flowerboy's picture

Christopher Plummer is a fun old actor.

Mute and ignore Ted Nugent. He is aggressively an asshole. Fuck the Nuge.

Is John Davidson living large in Branson?

Happy Birthday to my pretend bestie Tswift and my pretend husband Tom Delonge <3
(Is it wicked obvious I'm in highschool?)

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Migraineuse's picture

hah! i always wondered what buscemi looked like when he was younger. my prayers have been answered

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Meatblocks's picture

buscemi's other great roles -st john of las vegas and the big lebowski (shut the fuck up donny)

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related

Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 1:40pm.

So now I had to google That's Incredible. Awesome...Fran Tarkenton and Cathy Lee Crosby also. *keeps 10 dinner plates spinning on sticks*

Tyroan's picture

HBD Morris Day... that shit is the mad notes!

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:23pm.

migraine, you only like him cuz you know you can kick his ass.
;^P

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Meaty, HAR.

I could kick his ass. But he was awesome in Ghost World, 200 Cigarettes and some other movie I can't remember the name of.

Odd looking sluts for the win.
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Migraineuse's picture

Manimal, he was a host of the TV show That's Incredible, which I loved back when I was but a wee twinge in my mother's temple.

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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt

Possum's picture

Geez. It's like Steve's teeth didn't fit in his mouth at all.

Steve Buscemi for the WIN!

Wasn't John Davidson some game show host or something? Like Card Sharks or something?

Meatblocks's picture

hb to nene leakes then. i love her street & monied ways. long may she terrorize.
what she did to star jones makes her the most deserving reality star ever because she said & did exactly what everyone's long wanted to scream at that little ugly troll.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related

PrettyHateMachine's picture

MK! You forgot Nene Leaks!! I know she is the biggest howife of them all, but the hate that comes out of that heffa's mouth is funny as all hell.

gines's picture

FUCK YEAH STEVE BUSCEMI.

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Meatblocks's picture

migraine, you only like him cuz you know you can kick his ass.
;^P

Steve Buscemi (54)......... good roles
Taylor Swift (22) ......... asshole
Amy Lee (30) .............. don't know
Tom DeLonge (36) .......... never heard of
Debbie Matenopoulos (37) .. huh?
Jamie Foxx (44) ........... no opinion
Morris Day (54) ........... -and the Time! ow!
Wendie Malick (61) ........ hilarious
Ted Nugent (63) ........... asshole
John Davidson (70) ........ singer? -yawn
Christopher Plummer (82) .. no opinion
Dick Van Dyke (86) ........ happy birthday!

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related

Migraineuse's picture

Steve Buscemi is so anti-hot that he's hot.

HB, you hot slut.

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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt

Steve Buscemi leaves me cold as ice in my loins. But you know, he's a great actor and he seems like a nice guy who would be a good friend.

And I respect him specially for going out and volunteering on 9/11 to help the firefighters. That takes guts and integrity, dammit.

Happy Birthday to Plummer and Van Dyke, two awesome old dudes who are fun as hell to watch.

I just don't get the appeal of Swift. I guess she's popular with the tweens who think Edward is dreamy.

Is Amy Lee still making emo-pop?

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DR.FUNK's picture

HB to the KING OF COOL...MORRIS DAY:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgA_7PESfs

Jerome...where's my mirror ?! Yessss!

rosehips69's picture

Wendy Malick is beautiful and hilarious, and Steve Buscemi's face is an effed-up masterpiece. He looks like a Keane doll. http://www.keane-eyes.com/

Buscemi was cute, but for the dental challenges.

love me some boardwalk empire.

HB to Morris Day too. I saw the Time this summer. He still looks and sounds good.

now that's a record - a triple post thanks to my slow ass laptop

Buscemi was cute, but for the dental challenges.

love me some boardwalk empire.

HB to Morris Day too. I saw the Time this summer. He still looks and sounds good.

Buscemi was cute, but for the dental challenges.

love me some boardwalk empire.

HB to Morris Day too. I saw the Time this summer. He still looks and sounds good.

Buscemi was cute, but for the dental challenges.

love me some boardwalk empire.

HB to Morris Day too. I saw the Time this summer. He still looks and sounds good.

Twat Muffin's picture

HB to Steve, Morris Day & Christopher Plummer!

Louise -- OMG, wasn't Boardwalk amazing? I did not see that ending coming at all!

parissucksliterally's picture

Wendie Malick is 61? She looks amazing!!! I love her.

Plummer was hot as HELL......

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Sweetas's picture

Hahaha Whamo, that's one of my fave clips of all time! THE MUTHAFUCKIN TIME!! HB Morris Day and Steve Buscemi. Jamie, hope you trip on your ego and face plant today. Remember when he did Wanda on ILC? Brilliant. Now he's just a dick. Ted Nugent, HB you fricking weirdo.

IrishFury's picture

Christopher Plummer as a young man.

OHMYGOD!!!!

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sweet_b's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORRIS DAY!!!!!

Dog's picture

*side-eyes Whamo*

I don't know who this Amy Adams is, homey. But I look just like my maternal grandmother who was a dead ringer for Maureen O'Hara.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 9:00am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:57am.

And you thought I was just some flat-tittied floozy ginge. Pffffft!
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Your stock just went through the roof! lol!

I have you down as an Amy Adams type, well an Amy Adams with D cups now.

Red hair with green eyes...yes I remembered :)

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:57am.

And you thought I was just some flat-tittied floozy ginge. Pffffft!

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:28am.

*flashes D cups*
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YOWZA!!! Hey that's not fair, I have love for ALL of you! :)

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I read DVD's autobio and he's as square as Rob Petrie. No dirt, no extramarital affairs. Just the alcohol.

Love love love Wendie Malick, from Judith on Dream On to Nina on Just Shoot Me to Victoria on Hot in Cleveland!

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i_heart_jack's picture

Happy Birthday Morris Day, the best thing about "Purple Rain."

Chucks's picture

Christopher Plummer and Ted Nugent being born the same day is strangely fitting.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

My late hub was this dude's twin, except he had two front teef not one.

Lutrelle's picture

Whats good witch y'all? I can't wait for #vacaytime

Dog's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:27am.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:20am.
GWENNY???????????????????? She has no bewbs!
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Bewbs are for kids..(well almost kinda..you better have a nice ass with no bewbs)

ANYWAY.. my girl Gwen doesn't need big bewbs cause she's purdy and she loves me!

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And it was only yesterday where you saw IF's piccy. My how your loyalties switch!

*flashes D cups*

So there.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:20am.
GWENNY???????????????????? She has no bewbs!
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Bewbs are for kids..(well almost kinda..you better have a nice ass with no bewbs)

ANYWAY.. my girl Gwen doesn't need big bewbs cause she's purdy and she loves me!

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Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:16am.
My day, you did make!
I love Jay. Love love love him
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Classic stuff! LOL! :)

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:16am.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:02am.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:01am.
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You should never feel bad about who you want to fuck or who turns you on!

*looks over at life size poster of Gwenny on wall*

Doug Hutchinson???? :) just kidding doggie.

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I'd have to be really really sh*tfaced to let him bonk me but still.

GWENNY???????????????????? She has no bewbs!

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Jintess's picture

I forgot just how much I love these two retards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaoJZ0wADIQ

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My day, you did make!
I love Jay. Love love love him

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:02am.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:01am.
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You should never feel bad about who you want to fuck or who turns you on!

*looks over at life size poster of Gwenny on wall*

Doug Hutchinson???? :) just kidding doggie.

TelevisedRevolution's picture

Does Steve have...three front teeth? Well, HB to all of them.

And Morris Day.

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Buscemi has a middle front tooth, thats why his teeth look so bizarro. HB to The Nooj (Ted Nugent).

Lutrelle's picture

Jesse, now Jerome!