Kate Winslet Is An Ice Cold Bitch Who Broke Louis Dowler's Tender Heart
Kate Winslet is currently screaming "I'm the Queen of the woooooorld" while spinning on the crotch of Richard Branson's nephew Ned RocknRoll, but before she was doing that she was rubbing her shit all over British hot piece Louis Dowler. The uretha in Louis' heart (yes, we have urethra in our hearts, ask your doctor) was ejaculating hearts over Kate Winslet, but apparently she wasn't feeling the same. When they went on what was supposed to be a romantic holiday trip to Richard Branson's Necker Island, not only did a fire kill one of the villas, but Kate and Louis' relationship also died a quick death that weekend. Kate met that RocknRoll bitch and she quickly dropped Louis on his hot, succulent ass. It's been three months since Kate quit Louis for RocknRoll and he tells the Daily Mail that he's still crying out tears onto his pecs and slathering the wetness all over his nipples (yes, I'm sure that's what he does):
"I don’t think Kate behaved well and it is still very raw for me. I was in love with her and you can’t switch that off overnight. I’m not sure Kate treated me well. Kate came home with me to Cornwall and we just hung out together. She met my parents and family. I thought we were inseparable. I certainly haven’t found anyone else since. I don’t want to go into details but it wasn’t a straightforward break-up. I’m a laid-back guy, so I am not walking around with a long face — but I do still hold a torch for her."
Who knew that Kate Winslet is a heartless, man-eating, shameless heart-stomping cunt slut? I think I love her now! But before I join the Kate Winslet Is A Man-Eating SCRAG BITCH fan club, I should help Louis during this difficult time. I'll put on a Kate Winslet mask, strap two pizza dough mounds to my chicken chest and let him get some closure on....my no-no. It's the human thing to do.
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Kate's getting hers NOW after being married while young. She's smart enough to know she has about 5 more peak trickin' years in her...
so she's trying to get in as many as possible!
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Ohhh Louis Dowler, thats why you shouldn't date women, come over to the gay side..come on... its only that thin white line, once you cross over EVERYTHING will be alright.... gays even swallow (well except for me, cuz i have a gag reflex).
wow kate kate kate, who knew Rose from titanic was a romp stomping cock jumping so and so... GOOD FOR HER!
Hay if the guys can do it, why cant she do it? she is young, and pretty-ish in a english rose kinda way, plus she is famous! HELLO.
if i was kate, with a famous vajayjay id just go and hang out at fashion shows and hump all the male models. yes sir reee.
Winslet's hardcore with that "fuck that you-go-down,-I-go-down" bullfkery. Who knew?
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
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Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
The rant of a bitter ex who has lost the chance to become a 'somebody' in the show business.
I just hope Kate won't marry a guy who's last name is Rocknroll. Kate Rocknroll, seriously?
She's just not that into you. Get over it.
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
I am beyond hoffified
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 3:03pm.
I call bullshit on this story. Men do not suffer for months after a breakup. They just fuck the nearest willing female and that's all they need to move on.
Not true. After I broke up with my ex it took him forever to get over me -and I'm really not saying that to brag, I could have done without it, he was stalking me, kept coming back in the apartment we used to share to move things around and hang out when I wasn't home, during at least 6 months he terrorized me.
Some men have a way to act like they own you. It's actually very masculine.
I don't know what the story is between those 2 but it seems very childish of him to talk to the press like that, however hurt he may be.
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Well, I am talking about being genuinely heartbroken and crying/suffering/depressed, you're talking about being pissed off and vengeful. Two separate things, as I see it. But I suppose one could argue that your ex was seeking revenge/stalking because his heart was truly broken(?) I dunno.
Straight mens of Dlisted? What do you think?
I had an ex in college kinda stalk me for months after a breakup too. Showed up where I lived, where I worked, when I went out with friends, when I left class, he left notes on my car, had his fraternity brothers deliver messages from him ("he just wants to taaaaalk to you" WTFFFFFFF?!?!?!)... was he suffering? HE cheated on me, which ended the relationship! So no, I wouldn't say he was heartbroken... but what the stalking was about, who the fuck knows?
ETA - I am sorry to hear about your ex's behavior, that was fucked up and scary and no one deserves that.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 3:03pm.
I call bullshit on this story. Men do not suffer for months after a breakup. They just fuck the nearest willing female and that's all they need to move on.
Not true. After I broke up with my ex it took him forever to get over me -and I'm really not saying that to brag, I could have done without it, he was stalking me, kept coming back in the apartment we used to share to move things around and hang out when I wasn't home, during at least 6 months he terrorized me.
Some men have a way to act like they own you. It's actually very masculine.
I don't know what the story is between those 2 but it seems very childish of him to talk to the press like that, however hurt he may be.
I don't know who's the whiny bitch and who is Mr R&R but I would hit the man in the photo up down and sideways.
That's all.
I call bullshit on this story. Men do not suffer for months after a breakup. They just fuck the nearest willing female and that's all they need to move on.
Now if her flatleaving him caused $$ and attention to stop floating in his direction, yes, that will make some men cry (and bitch to the media).
Submitted by sybil on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 12:42pm.
Tell this to your therapist, not the Daily Mail! Grow some gonads man!!
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Why do people feel the need to talk to reporters about personal shit? Seriously, you don't need to tell them every little thing that you are thinking or whatever is going on in your life. They don't give a shit other than to sell more papers or get more internet hits.
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Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 1:23pm.
y'know Hekki, it's confusing to me too because I remember when the show was initially marketed, the commercials would be all these hysterical woman blathering about how 'hot' Nate Berkus is...so I think he might be a little hetero for marketing purposes.
And when he's finished with you Michael, he can hook with me for the rebound. (Kate, you're a fool.)
Hekki, my guess is that he was politely telling her that SHE'S the loudest not him and his gay friends around the world.
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 1:03pm.
sounds like someone has a little sand in his vagina.
^^^^^^^^^^
Oh sh*t. LMAO!
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 1:09pm.
Don't feel bad, TyTy, I thought he was gay, too.
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Huh? He is gay, right? Isn't he the one whose boyfriend was killed in that big tsunami?
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That's true, from Wikipedia:
Berkus was born in Orange County, California, and grew up mainly in suburban Minneapolis. He is Jewish and openly gay...
In December 2004 Berkus and his partner, photographer Fernando Bengoechea, were vacationing at a beach resort in Sri Lanka when the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami hit. While Berkus survived, Bengoechea is missing and presumed dead.[5] Berkus appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show on January 17, 2005, to talk about his ordeal and the loss of his love.
ditquoi: Oh yes, apparently he IS openly gay (thanks, google!). The way he was protesting made it seem like he wasn't. Like, why is Tyra asking ME? I'm not gay. But maybe he meant he wasn't loud.
Okay. Because I don't know shit about him but he seems pretty gay to me.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 1:09pm.
wait a sec I thought Nate Berkus was gay too...in fact I thought I specifically heard that.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 1:09pm.
Don't feel bad, TyTy, I thought he was gay, too.
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Huh? He is gay, right? Isn't he the one whose boyfriend was killed in that big tsunami?
Forget how big of a whiny baby he sounds like. I had no idea who this guy was but after using google images... gotdamn he's a handsome motherfucker. Dude, it's just Kate Winslet. She was stupid enough to date someone who named himself "Rocknroll." Find someone better.
Get over it. Kate is like that one hot chick you banged in that graduate class you are taking. Compared to the nerdettes in the class, she's kind of hot. But get her outside into the real world? Mmmm, not so much...
Kate, you got a haircut, learned to apply makeup by the pound and stopped letting your mom dress you - don't get all hoity toity thinking you are like actually attractive or sexy.
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
I like this photo too. Fuck running, ill ride my bike - thank you very much!
OT: Tyra Banks is on Nate Berkus's show plugging her book, and she mentioned something about gay guys. And then Nate goes "I'd have to tell all my gay friends to come out and see you" and then she goes "Why are you guys always the loudes?" And then he's like "I love that Tyra Banks is asking ME why gay guys are the loudest"
AWKWARD!
Don't feel bad, TyTy, I thought he was gay, too.
There was a rumour that he was using her celebrity to get ahead. His outpouring of 'emotions' to a tabloid rag would support that.
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 1:03pm.
sounds like someone has a little sand in his vagina.
AHAHAHAHHAAHAA!! *writes that down*
Hekki he is super hot. I'd let him dry his eyes on my panties any time.
twice divorced with two separate children..if anyone thought she was some innocent hag, then welcome to reality...i still think that fire was a scam and it was just so her rocknroll relationship can come out...but what do i know, she's the greatest actress ever! (bs)
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Oh please - no one was boo hoo hoo'ing for her when she got dumped on her ass by her husband (and father of her child) for a younger model. Maybe she told him she didn't want something serious...maybe her wall is up. Who cares - get it girl.
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sounds like someone has a little sand in his vagina.
I've always seen "bringing someone home to your parents" as kind of a big deal...but I guess I'm wrong? It bugs me when people bring people home to meet the folks but aren't serious about it. My brother in law brought a girl home from college for Thanksgiving, for his sister's birthday..and he still won't call her his girlfriend. I told him he better talk to her because I can guarantee you she thinks they're exclusive after that. That's the problem..somehow two people see the same thing in completely different ways and never end up on the same page. I guess that's what happened here.
Jebus, nothing worse than a crybaby whining about getting dumped.
Now that I've thought about it, I'm gonna play the devil's advocate a little bit...
While he's a big crybaby for blabbing it in the press, he might have a point. Once you're a grownup, if you're dating someone who has kids and they introduce you to their kids and they go home to meet your parents, it's reasonable to think that they are serious about you.
Now, because I think Kate has little regard to anyone else's feelings (as evidenced by her willingness to expose her kids to every dick she's riding), I believe she just went along without thinking about this hot piece's feelings.
If you go on one date and someone dumps you via text message, you have no right to be all butthurt.
But it does sound like she led him on.
And he can come cry on my shoulder, nom nom nom...
Snowpeen, his daddy is Richard Branson. Virgin Airways, Virgin Atlantic, etc. Billionaire.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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I wouldn't trust Winslet far as I can throw her. That being said, that gorgeous hunk is a big cry baby.
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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*fist bumps fuzzy* Ho Creed: Chapter 1, verse 7. lol
I do love a sensitive man. But I want to push a cry baby down and take his candy. Jussayin.
who is his father?
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Dude - have some self respect.
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
Tell this to your therapist, not the Daily Mail! Grow some gonads man!!
Submitted by justincase: "Tenhead is a Branson = rich and connected."
And there you have it in a nutshell.
I hope Ned Rocknroll lives up to his name.
This grown piece of ass has no idea how pathetic this sounds, does he? No.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 12:37pm.
Louis, you are definitely old enough to know that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Now quit your fuckin cryin.
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!!!!!!!!! Truer words have never been spoken!!
Submitted by kieranx on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 12:26pm.
I say good riddance. She's a straight up cunt, always has been and there's no room in Kate Winslet's life but Kate Winslet.
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Louis, you are definitely old enough to know that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Now quit your fuckin cryin.
sucky & tojo, that was hekki's story i was responding to.
i'm still intact.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related
I have no idea who the hell either of the two mentioned men are.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 12:20pm.
And call me old-fashioned but one night I fucked on this guy I met at a party (at the party, ha ha). He was smokin' hot. Really. We fell asleep on a sofa at the party and woke up in his arms. He said he'd call me. Cool, whatever.
Later that day I was hanging out with my ugly friend Allen and the hot party guy ran into us on the street. Hot party guy asks "Who is this guy?" and asks me why didn't I like him and he thought we had a real connection, we spent the night holding each other, etc etc. And then he tells Allen that I'm his girlfriend and bursts into tears because I started laughing in his face. Crying and angry, he ran off. God's honest truth.
Ah, those were the days...
- and i still carry our used condom in my pocket .... *whistfully sighs*
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WAIT WHAT MEATBLOCKS IS A FAG? Or a chick...same thing..
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Never been a fan of Kate. The only reason any man would be interested in her because of her status. Hence why she attracts these c list actors. She'll never get Di Caprio, no matter how much she starves herself.
Not a KW fan at all (although she is talented) and without makeup she is beyond plain.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 12:20pm.
And call me old-fashioned but one night I fucked on this guy
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oops, I thought you were a guy!
lol, edited to add I read further never mind....
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...the end
He looks just like his father. I find this disturbing.
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