This awards season is shaping up to be very interesting. One of my favorite closeted A list movie actresses, only seems to go for women when her relationships with men go sour. Well, after a recent breakup she found herself at an event and met this foreign born B list actress who you would recognize but would be hard pressed to put a name with the face. The foreign born actress has always said she has boyfriends but I don’t think anyone has actually ever seen one. Anyway, despite being slightly older than our A list actress, the two hit it off and have been spending a great deal of time with each other and try to spend three or four nights together a month. The interesting thing is that both have a good chance of being nominated for Academy Awards this year in the same category. I wonder how that will work out if one wins. (CDAN)
The category is: Best Actress. The A-list sometimes gayelle is: Charlize Theron (Young Adult)? The B-list foreign actress is: Tilda Swinton (We Need To Talk About Kevin)? You know, usually my lesbian fantasies are about Rojo Caliente and me after a peen-to-poon operation, so it’s nice that I have a new lesbian fantasy. And here’s some other options since my new favorite thing is guessing which actresses will suck off each other’s nipples in the bathroom of the Kodak Theater on Oscar night.
Category: Best Actress. A-list actress: Charlize Theron (Young Adult)? B-list actress: Michelle Yeoh (The Lady)?
Category: Best Supporting Actress. A-list actress: Sandra Bullock (Extremely Loud…)? B-list actress: Janet McTeer (Albert Nobbs)?
Category: Best Actress. A-list actress: Michelle Williams (My Week with Marilyn)? B-list actress: Felicity Jones (Like Crazy)?
This foreign born A list movie actor who has not done much with his A list status so is probably slipping to B has run through many women during his time in Hollywood. The problem is they all know of his umm shortcomings in the bedroom. Not only his tiny endowment, but also the fact that he has some premature problems if you know what I mean. He tried dating women from other countries, but they also caught on so now our actor has dated two people in the past two months. Both of them are high school seniors. Legal, but are so excited about dating him they don’t care that he is awful in bed and his ego has never been bigger. (CDAN)
The Butler did it? (NSFW) Judge for yourself.
One member of this entertaining family is dropping babies like pebbles, but another is having trouble getting their family started. So the former has offered to help the latter. If the latter couple is still not pregnant by 2013, they can depend on their sibling to carry their baby for them. It’s such an unselfish act, that, although we’re sure they would much rather keep it private, we are hoping that they will consider letting others share in their joy. Perhaps a reality show that focuses on the relationship between the two couples and how the event impacts the whole family? The world really needs to see more of them! (Blind Gossip)
Does Michelle Duggar have a sister we don’t know of? You know shit is serious when I’d rather have another Duggar in this world than another Kuntrashian.