Afternoon Crumbs

If these pictures of Miley Cyrus with her chest out give us anything it’s the image of what Brittany from The Chipettes would look like if she became a human before getting hit in the face with a shovel – The Superficial

Ryan Reynolds counts the sidewalk cracks as he walks, because doing that is slightly more interesting than talking to Blake Lively – Lainey Gossip

Dickmatized finally has an anthem – Towleroad

“My baby is going places!” slurred out my drunk hero Mama Lynn last year and here’s her baby going places! Specifically, places that will pay her in drink tickets to dance in her bikini at their pool parties. – Hollywood Tuna

Jessica Simpson’s transformation into the next Kirstie Alley is almost complete – Celebitchy

Shakira Squats should really be the name of someone’s band – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Carey Mulligan’s eyebrow situation in W Magazine gets a solid A minus – The Berry

Men in Black 3 looks like a whole new scent of stank shit – ICYDK

Orlando Bloom’s wet, topless and holding a baby. See. Babies really do ruin everything. – Popsugar

If you went back into your family photo album and looked for the pictures from your 12th birthday slumber party, I’m sure your ass was wearing the exact same thing that Brit Brit is wearing here – Popsugar

I’ve had crabs bigger than this bat baby – The Daily What

Baby Tae Kwon Do can’t kick your ass, but he looks adorable while trying to do so – Videogum

White Oprah and Lindsay Lohan have never looked more gorgeous – SOW

The latest Chateau de Cheetos – Hollywood Rag

Or cutest dead puppy, maybe? – Cityrag

Travel + Leisure names Charleston as the city with the most hottest people in it. This picture came up for me while I was doing a Google search on Charleston beauties, so I have to agree with T + L! – OMG Blog

The Duggars named their late child after a titty show in Las Vegas. That is all. – I’m Not Obsessed