Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Tommaso, the world’s richest pussy! Tommaso became the 1 purrcent of the cat world when his 94-year-old Italian owner died last month and left him over $8.5 million in her will. Tommaso will be taking his imported and organic catnip in the study, thankyouverymuch. Tommaso also won’t be licking his own asshole anymore, so make sure you dip your tongue in Purrell before you get his anus sparkling clean. Tommaso doesn’t want to catch the germs of the poor.

Maria Assunta, Tommaso’s rich ass Italian mistress, didn’t have any children with her late husband who was a successful builder type and left her with millions of dollars when he floated off to the afterworld. So Maria left everything to her one true soulmate in this world Tommaso. Before her death, Maria tried to find an organization to take care of Tommaso, but none of them were good enough for his refined ass. Leaving money to an animal is prohibited in Italy, so Maria left the millions to a fellow crazy cat lady named Stefania and asked her to always keep a silver spoon in Tommaso’s mouth and to always serve his Fancy Feast in the finest crystal goblet. Stefania met Maria in a park only a few weeks before her death, but the two instantly bonded over their love of black pussy. Stefania also worked as Maria’s personal nurse for a couple of weeks.

Just like Trouble Helmsley, Tommaso has gone into hiding in an “undisclosed location” outside of Rome so he doesn’t have to look behind his shoulder as he shits on a bed of diamonds in his solid gold litter box.

And why would I not be surprised if Tommaso is sprawled out on the terrace of his Italian villa purring at his gold digging victory as two of his dog slaves fan him with their tails? Tommaso truly is the Heather Mills of pussies!

via NYDN

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