Would You Hit It?
December 10, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
It’s nice to see that the butt cheese teeth Lindsay Lohan’s dentist chopped off to stick veneers in her mouth got a job. Here’s Matt Damon looking like he just snowballed the wrong butthole while shooting an SNL skit with Katy Perry, Andy Samberg and Val Kilmer (I thought that was Annie Leibovitz!) in NYC yesterday. Wasn’t it Courtney Love who said that you haven’t lived until you’ve fucked a homeless man? So because of that, yeah, I would. But I don’t know if it really counts since this is a multimillionaire just playing a homeless man. Eh, I’ll just slather on some Brad Pitt-brand foreskin jelly and taint dirt for an authentic effect.
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