Open Post: Hosted By The Mayor Of San Juan's Extremely Classy Christmas Card

Submitted by tojo on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:16am.
Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:24am.
Did any of you read or watch the news about a woman getting busted for trying to cook Meth in a Walmart? I almost died of laughter reading the article, myself
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yeah crazy wasn't it, it was in Friday's 'Afternoon Crumbs'

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I must have skipped past it when I first read the crumbs that day lmao.

Because nothing says Merry X-Mas more than an impala having it's throat ripped out. (Just imagine it's your Mother-In-Law telling you how you're not cooking the turkey right.)

cuteness:

http://www.wimp.com/pitbullkitten/

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The Americas - Occupied since 1492.

hey, mala, internalize THIS ...
(*displays middle finger*)
your corrupt blip of an insignificant island is part of OUR (United States) territory and you are a fucking citizen of the UNITED STATES (so, this IS your MAINLAND) so have some fucking respect. if not ... enjoy swallowing your tough shit.
secondly, wipe your own ass instead of asking us for yet another handout, bailout or whatever else including everyone stopping on a dime on a gossip site to talk about what concerns you. something about bees and vinegar vs honey/pollen -you yourself exemplify the words "self centered".
lachayo was being curteous & nice to you, there was no need to be a rude little fucking moron toward her.
and we don't know corruption on your MAINLAND? -what are you, fucking 4 years old or just extra heavy on the self-centered on top of stoopid?

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related

Submitted by malaknajla on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 8:16am.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 9:56pm.

FYI - this is Open Post, meaning, it is meant to be a post to talk about random things, but the topic you've brought up is also valid.

Good luck with those corrupt politicians in PR. We have them here in the mainland, too.

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First of all, I do not consider your country my mainland. Internalize that. You americans are sooooo self centered...

Second of all, I know corrupt politicians are everywhere, but you saying such a comment I feel is you dismissing a huge issue as unimportant because this island is what it is. For your information this mayor Santini is infamous for his drug consumption. Him and his party (which the governor belongs to) are famous for stealing government funds and getting away with it. Believe you me, you are not even AWARE of what corruption is.

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Chill, man, there's no need to sound so combative.

So Santini is a drug user... This, along with his collection of plaid shirts and taste in design, makes him a keeper.

His daughter looks a little like Maria Shriver; the son is in the vicinity of Kris Humphries in the eyes.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 9:56pm.

FYI - this is Open Post, meaning, it is meant to be a post to talk about random things, but the topic you've brought up is also valid.

Good luck with those corrupt politicians in PR. We have them here in the mainland, too.

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First of all, I do not consider your country my mainland. Internalize that. You americans are sooooo self centered...

Second of all, I know corrupt politicians are everywhere, but you saying such a comment I feel is you dismissing a huge issue as unimportant because this island is what it is. For your information this mayor Santini is infamous for his drug consumption. Him and his party (which the governor belongs to) are famous for stealing government funds and getting away with it. Believe you me, you are not even AWARE of what corruption is.

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:24am.
Did any of you read or watch the news about a woman getting busted for trying to cook Meth in a Walmart? I almost died of laughter reading the article, myself
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yeah crazy wasn't it, it was in Friday's 'Afternoon Crumbs'

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...the end

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 5:50pm.

That's what pisses me off. Last Thursday, I ran 6.10 miles in 45 minutes, including 5 min warmup and coo down. I just really screwed up yesterday. I have to keep telling myself that it was my first 5k and finishing was the most important thing. I'm so competitive with myself, that I always undermine any kind of competition.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Did any of you read or watch the news about a woman getting busted for trying to cook Meth in a Walmart? I almost died of laughter reading the article, myself.

Neighbor stuff is ongoing.
You know, having to tell adults how to be courteous isn't a good place to be.
It's actually embarrassing.

I chalk it up to them being so busy with everything else, they don't realize the effect their noise has on everyone else. At least I really hope that's the case.

dp

Just chilling out, stoned and shit.

How is you neighbor situation?

Hahaha! He actually tried to add me as a chat friend on yahoo (I hate chat, especially when you are just doing a drive-by to check your email and bam someone is hitting you up) I doubt he's still my friend, then again I haven't checked FB in the last couple of days.
I'll getcha

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How has your weekend been? Just did the last task of it, sent my boss his itinerary for the am.

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Heya bjork & Stoney!
Stones, no idea about android use, (I'm poor like Kenny)

Here's a yahoo answer to that though
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111025003156AAacR2M

Something about changing it to desktop screen. I hope it helps

Hi!

Its not that bad but still! I talked about kim kardashian!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I need help. How can you erase a fb status by android? It isnt giving me that option?????? My awesome samsung galaxy x11 will do everything but i cant delete my drunk status....
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by Event Horizon on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 6:31pm.

K, so I'm reading this article about how they caught this guy who killed these two little girls in Oklahoma back in 08' and they're showing the person of interest who was seen "hanging out" by the crime scene right before the murder, now this sketch was of an poor looking either native american or mexican....the guy who actually did it was a clean cut, average joe, white guy who lloked nothing like this mysterious person. I wonder why so many people noticed a guy who's not even real but no one noticed the actual killer?
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Where did it say the guy described wasn't there? It's a simple matter of perception being reality.
If say... I'm on a long road trip and stop somewhere, the person I notice will be someone who resembles my ex roommate (looks like Fred Flinstone and like he would be more comfortable in a dark alley somewhere. Dirty t-shirts, ripped jeans,all he's missing is a cardboard sign). I wouldn't care that he's one of the sweetest guys on the planet, because I wouldn't know that. I would just take note that he looks seedy.
I wouldn't even give a second glance to a 'normal' looking guy. Skin color isn't an issue (ex roomie is white) but appearance can make all the difference.

Hey all, not sure if anyone is still around :)

Listening to Ray Parker, Jr., seems to warrant some kind of explanation.

This, too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El6iQ2_dvlc

The floodgates have opened.

Moo,

I knew who you meant, I just wanted an excuse to play Ghostbusters.

Ah, the 80's, when being a tacky dresser was actually a plus. Does the name 'Jack in the hat' ring a bell?

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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:54pm.
Jack who? JACK WHO?! There can be but one. Think Bjork, who do we ask when in doubt if a woman (or anything remotely resembling one) is doable or not? Who is the epitome of the straight man?

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Moo, I am going to have to call Ghostbusters.

Is that Ray Parker, Jr., creeping in the shadows...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvkKX035484

Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:49pm.
I want to discuss why granny porn is so popular.
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I have no answers to that great mystery in life, but I am reminded of granny porn phone sex ads in Germany after 10 p.m. "Come to Oma"... with some 75 y.o. broad rubbing her titties and grabbing her crotch. Hot stuff.

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Ha, ha!!!

Hey, AGEIST REPORTED.

STAT.

Jack who? JACK WHO?! There can be but one. Think Bjork, who do we ask when in doubt if a woman (or anything remotely resembling one) is doable or not? Who is the epitome of the straight man?

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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:49pm.
I want to discuss why granny porn is so popular.
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I have no answers to that great mystery in life, but I am reminded of granny porn phone sex ads in Germany after 10 p.m. "Come to Oma"... with some 75 y.o. broad rubbing her titties and grabbing her crotch. Hot stuff.

@Dog

So good of you to notice my effort to bring a little holiday spirit into the lives of my fellow members. May I say that you are looking good enough to kiss under the mistletoe yourself?

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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden

Submitted by from athens on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:38pm.
for all the lovely alts out there
http://youtu.be/_kzanPrJykc

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Well, if we're going all Depeche Mode (and for all the stalkers out there),

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIrm0dHbCDU

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:40pm.
Granny porn? Ask Jack if he would.

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Jack who?

Granny porn? Ask Jack if he would.

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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden

for all the lovely alts out there
http://youtu.be/_kzanPrJykc

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:14pm.
Evil Digby is getting a bible that I stole from a motel room back in 05.

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haha, when I was a kid, my mom had a bigass catholic bible with naked pictures in it. All the kids loved it!

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Heathens, rotten little heathens!

Evil Digby is getting a bible that I stole from a motel room back in 05.

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haha, when I was a kid, my mom had a bigass catholic bible with naked pictures in it. All the kids loved it!

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:04pm.

love "American Pop"... also love "Wizards"

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 9:06pm.
yeah, here and there i'm here. i'm doing the ebayness, scored some good shit -both on ebay and with my "source".
evil digby (awesome nickname, btw) opened his gifts? don't re-wrap! take them back and get different ones!
how old is he? the age where he'll forget within 2 weeks? ifso, rewrap and let'm open them daily. by the time he's 4 he'll be so sick of xmas (and birthdays) and you'll save a bundle over the years when all he wants is a hug.

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What do your kids want?

What are the popular toys for kids? Evil Digby is getting a bible that I stole from a motel room back in 05.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:54pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:49pm.
I want to discuss why granny porn is so popular.
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didn't know that it is, but i'm not sure if i want to know why it is... you're on your own with this one, Bjork!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTwXD0c5X0M

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No fucking kidding tonight I was surfing this site to watch free movies, and one of the ones offered was Bakshi's "American Pop."

Eerie So Eerie (ESE)

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 10:49pm.
I want to discuss why granny porn is so popular.
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didn't know that it is, but i'm not sure if i want to know why it is... you're on your own with this one, Bjork!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTwXD0c5X0M

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

I want to discuss why granny porn is so popular.

Exactly, this is OPEN POST.

discuss whatever the hell you want here! I see you've been a member for three years, you should know better.

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And when I think of you I stop myself from cryin’
I just can’t waste my time I must get by
Got to stop belivin' in all your lies
Cause there’s too much to do before I die
-Joe Cocker

Submitted by malaknajla on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 9:53pm.

I wish everybody would discuss this and find out more instead of commenting random things on the thread that have nothing to do with the post. PR is being held hostage by corrupt politicians and needs your help!!

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FYI - this is Open Post, meaning, it is meant to be a post to talk about random things, but the topic you've brought up is also valid.

Good luck with those corrupt politicians in PR. We have them here in the mainland, too.

Do not mistake the white stuff on the cards for snow...it's just the nose candy Santini loves to snort every single day!!

I wish everybody would discuss this and find out more instead of commenting random things on the thread that have nothing to do with the post. PR is being held hostage by corrupt politicians and needs your help!!

NOTE: This man is very very powerful here in the island.

Five hours of sleep per night alone is not so bad; it's the interrupted part that keeps you feeling tired.

Then again, I always blame the interruptions in my sleep on the herp. It's easier that way.

UBF, you must love that someone suggests you have herpes because you slept all weekend.

Your body needed it, since you have been running full speed and only sleeping 5 hrs a night. Yeesh, anyone would collapse.

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And when I think of you I stop myself from cryin’
I just can’t waste my time I must get by
Got to stop belivin' in all your lies
Cause there’s too much to do before I die
-Joe Cocker

yeah, here and there i'm here. i'm doing the ebayness, scored some good shit -both on ebay and with my "source".
evil digby (awesome nickname, btw) opened his gifts? don't re-wrap! take them back and get different ones!
how old is he? the age where he'll forget within 2 weeks? ifso, rewrap and let'm open them daily. by the time he's 4 he'll be so sick of xmas (and birthdays) and you'll save a bundle over the years when all he wants is a hug.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related

Hey Meat, still here on this slow night?

*signs perscription note*
-cosigned.
ubf, old weed is fine if you have nothing else. the worst that it'll do is nothing. core-pipe an apple, grab a tiny piece of foil and you are good to go.
yes, bjork, happy holidays indeed! for the bestest holiday plagues, might i suggest licking & chewing on the undersides of the tables at denny's?
oh and, clearly, the new york roaches got their playa game going strong. batmobile. jeezus -bedbugs might as well just go the fuck home.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 7:46pm.
I do have some, but it`s so old, i m afraid to smoke it...lol

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Poor UBF.

Someone told me the other night that the way to keep you weed is to stick some carrot in your stash, it keeps it moist.

Just kick back and read a good book, girl, you have to get up on Monday and go back to the grind, so just enjoy your Sunday evening.

And you should at least TRY and smoke it.