Courtney Stodden Keeps It Demure As Always
Never mind that creepy ass Doug Hutchison looks like a Cuban lesbian busser at a mariachi bar, the goddess of the lizard kingdom made all the innocent children drown their eyeballs in vats of holy water when she flashed her all-natural shit on the streets of L.A. while going to a shoot for Funny or Die. Chris Hansen just passed out, PedoBear just mumbled "too easy" to himself and EVERYBODY just sent Courtney a box of Cuchinis. Doug should be arrested for a million reasons (i.e. killing a bear and wearing one of its ass cheeks on his head), but one of those reasons isn't for letting his slut toddler wife walk around half-nekkid in December, because we all know amphibians are cold-blood.
And I really hope the pap didn't ring the alarm by telling Courtney her silicone tit cutlet is heading south, because it really needs to get away from that situation. Let's hope its cleansing itself of this "Heidi and Spencer meets Jerry Lee Lewis and his cousin" fuckery in a Buddhist monastery somewhere.
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Another double post. Bah.
Not safe for work, or small children, or many adults, but dammit, he has some good ideas!
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Oh, dear goddess...is THIS Doug's Twitter?
http://twitter.com/wildcat1254
In Oct. of 2010, he was single, by Nov. he wasn't, they married 6 months later? Um...okay...his tweets are weird, as well, to say the least. This whole this is so freakin' weird and even scary...definite something wrong. Didn't someone say she tweeted (twatted) that she was pregnant, but then rescinded it? (that's a big word, there, Fetch, have daddy look it up)
Do you think they google themselves several times a day?
The vests are meant to hide midriff bulge but it doesn't work.
Uncomfortable in...what sort of a way? 0_o
Looking at pics of these two make me feel... uncomfortable.
Mitzenmama>>Cain't say I didn't warn ya! If her mom is from here, part of this clan of Kellers, it's killing me to think of which one. Her mom has to be close to my age. Randy is about 10 years older, Steve about 15 years older. The ones that are my age are complete stuck up bitches, and at least one of them had a habit of hooking up with much older men because they could afford to buy her diamonds, then married a much younger man (say, 20 years younger...he was about 20!). Don't know of anyone I could even ask anymore. But it says a lot for this whole family. I wonder how dad really feels about it, since it seems he hasn't been in the picture for some time.
How did that double post? Oh, well, I shall take this opportunity to say, yes, a well-placed moon rock would be lovely, if it could take all three out at once. Please and thank you.
And at least we're not exposed to that damned arm band. Did it finally rust off? I think it was stuck there by Dog's...uh...love lotion...excuse me, must go throw up now....BLARRRRGGHHHH!!!!!
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"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
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So does this creature (on the right) actually work? Has she had any gigs at all besides this free-range skank routine? Even Ocotomom has gigs.
Moo! Mickey, your moo's hat is so jaunty!
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I love, LOVE Doug's power lesbian casual day wear get up, and the pose that shows it all off! I mean, he owns the pic. I need to get this ensemble stat.
Her left titty bag is definitely deflatin. Allegro with that bicycle pump, Doug!
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
Oh no Puddytat!! My retinas are burning after opening that link!
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First wife Kathleen can be seen with him here: (warning, NSFW, and may cause nightmares) http://web.archive.org/web/19991005010901/http://www.doughutchison.com/n...
I'm breathing meth fumes just looking at this girl :(
Estimates for the mass of material from space that falls on Earth each year range from 37,000 to 78,000 tons. Is one well-placed piece of moon rock too much to ask for?
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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I honestly don't think she's on drugs. I think she acting in a manner that has been drilled into her head since she was a (younger) child saying that this the way "sexy' women act. It isn't. She has zero sex appeal and there is no mystery or allure to her at all. Men like a little of both and the only time they will go after what she's selling is when they want a down and dirty fuck after which they leave the girl alone. Use and toss. The only guy she could get to actually marry her is men like Doug - men a lot older and richer and rejected by every normal woman on the face of the earth. And this loser couldn't even get that right - Doug is living paycheck to paycheck.
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Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is my own attack drone. I promise it would only be used to eliminate people like this. Thanks!
Love,
Deb
P.S. I've been VERY GOOD this year, as you undoubtably know.
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Paris, would it surprise you to know that Grays Harbor county leads Washington state in SO many ways...alcoholism, suicide, domestic violence, and sex abuse? (per capita) I would consider grooming for pageant life to be sex abuse, as well.
Oops: Edit to add: Drug use. They also lead in illicit drug use. Ocean Shores is alternately called 'open sores', for all the meth in the area (big surprise, eh, Fetch?). In a place so broke-assed, don't know how they afford drugs (Fetch would 'slurp slurp', I'm sure...still a virgin). Aberdeen's bowling alley made the Seattle news for their reader board saying, "I'm tired of meth-heads and thieves in our town"---he'd had his gutter downspouts stolen to sell for scrap, likely drug addicts.
bitch, I don't want to see your cameltoe! cover that shit up!
she had to have been abused by someone in her family. It is sad, but I still can't look at these tools. and HE is just too ugly to look at.
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And when I think of you I stop myself from cryin’
I just can’t waste my time I must get by
Got to stop belivin' in all your lies
Cause there’s too much to do before I die
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@parissucks>>I refuse to listen to any more, because her voice grates on me. She's not bright, and I'm guessing that's the real reason she was picked on. Mummy was too busy grooming her, studies weren't important. And the North Beach School District (which Ocean Shores is part of) isn't exactly a shining example of student brilliance. So, falling even below those standards, that might be why she got picked on, or they saw the fuckwittery in her mom pushing her into pageants. Who knows...almost no one up there is talking. Oddly. I expect, after her tell-all comes out, the neighbours saying, "Oh, they were so quiet, they kept to themselves...didn't know they HAD a daughter..."
Puddy Tat, I didn't know that. Then again, I have never wasted my time listening to this girl speak, nor do I ever plan to.
I think this is the second post I have ever commented on about her, because most of the time, I choose to ignore these fools.
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And when I think of you I stop myself from cryin’
I just can’t waste my time I must get by
Got to stop belivin' in all your lies
Cause there’s too much to do before I die
-Joe Cocker
Bossy, apparently you haven't seen her interviews where she boo-hoos because people are calling her names, etc. If she were OWNING it, saying, "YEAH! I'm a big WHOOOOOORE!!!!" that would be honest. She thinks she's 'sexeh'. She is completely brain-washed (by her mother) and unaware. She honestly thinks she was being picked on (bullied) because she was so gorgeous and everyone was jealous. That's the theme of her life: put everything on full blast, then pout because everyone doesn't love you, because they're all jealous. Her facebook got taken down because ugly housewives are jealous. They got thrown out of the pumpkin patch because ugly housewives were jealous. It's not 'honest', it's 'delusional'. They're trying to force her on the public, who are holding their noses and giving her the 'thumbs down'. She has ZERO talent, except at being a ho-bag (which is apparently all you need to be to become famous now). If you've heard her 'songs', they're AWFUL. In interviews, she's a drugged-out mess. She is being manipulated by a fame-hungry redneck mother (trust me, if you knew the Keller family up here...ew) and an ephebophile 'husband' who writes her tweets, makes her dress like a stripper in public, and has a photog follow her everywhere. Not honest in the least.
Bossy, good point.
I still think her face is evil. Something in her eyes.
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She looks like the girl (with the twins) from Teen Mom.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
She looks like the girl (with the twins) from Teen Mom.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
I don't mind her very much. Yes, the marriage is fake. But she knows what she is, she has no airs that she's dignified or deserves privacy after exposing herself, etc. I much prefer this honesty foolery than the likes of Kim K who thinks she's a prude and a private citizen when really she started by being in a sex tape and continues to exploit her every move for television.
Once she is 18 does she leave him and do low rent Maxim spreads or jump right to Hustler?
Escapee mental patients from the Home for the Incurably Attention Starved.
Mr IV's aged great aunt used to take her clothes off inapparopriately, too, DUE TO DEMENTIA!
I am thankful the only place I hear about these two hot messes is right here on the D. They have not landed in anything I read or view or listen to in my outside muggle life.
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Now this is a perfect example of the distortion that happens with the bra padding/boob supplementation. Instead of seeing a normal round or teardrop-shaped breast we see some weird multiple-lobed oval thing.
Whats with the polio hip in those photos? Is that a trend in GED programs?
Courtney and Doug's relationship is so Suddenly, Last Summer
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Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 2:50am.
histrionic mess.
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Symptoms include acting or looking overly seductive, being overly concerned with their looks, being overly dramatic and emotional, constantly seeking reassurance and approval, and believing that relationships are more intimate than they really are.
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My new name for Whoretney is "Fetch", because Dog keeps trying to make "Fetch" happen!!!!
histrionic mess.
She is the goddess of existentialism.
Well, nobody can deny that she has an incredible body.
Ha, ha, ha at everything on this thread!
Tornadolie, he has two ex wives. Women tend to not stay married to gay men long. Kathleen Davison was wife #1, Amanda (last name unknown) was #2, and they were only married 2 years.
STOP EVEN POSTING THESE TWO! THEIR FUCKERY HAS OUTLIVED EVEN IT'S COMEDIC USE! The 'paps' aren't catching them out on the street, they have someone who goes out with them and does these photos, non-stop. He's running out of cash because Hollywood won't touch him now (he's put that ax in his own back), she's demanding money, either from hapless DJ's, or begging people to buy her 'music'. There are so many holes in this whole story...like I said on the previous photo smear, she signed up for his online acting workshops because a friend of his was mutual friends with HER PARENTS, so he HAD TO KNOW she was a minor! So there's one line of bullshit.
Also, the wedding license says his mom's name is Deloris or something? He's always said before her name was Ashley, she is labeled as such in photos, including the one at the Green Mile premier with him and one of his wives, possibly Amanda. http://web.archive.org/web/20010907053542/http://doughutchison.com/D5.jp...
http://web.archive.org/web/20010907055757/http://doughutchison.com/D6.jp...
First wife Kathleen can be seen with him here: (warning, NSFW, and may cause nightmares) http://web.archive.org/web/19991005010901/http://www.doughutchison.com/n...
When he goes in for a kiss, she almost always looks like she's pulling away. STOP TRYING TO MAKE 'FETCH' HAPPEN!!!! The Dog and Whoretney show needs to grab the caboose, because the fame train has left the station, and they aren't on it!
By the way, he wears the thick-soled shoes because he's only 5'6".
I hate her hair, and the clothing she wears. Like the leopard print shit. My Mom was 70 and wore shit like that, but on the other hand, her body is hot. So if we photoshopped her face, her cloths, and her hair out of this picture.. I'd be on it.
Can these fakes be anymore desperate for the approval of complete fucking strangers? They should really just get a job or volunteer somewhere.
His ex wife is gorgeous.
"CoSto the Magic Ho"
I thought you typed "Costco." And I guess you may as well have.
Scrunchy bottoms = massive bush.
Is her picture next to "Butterface" in the dictionary?
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
i see london, i see paris, and i see cameltoe and a mushy private area... girl what the hell is up with the scruncy private part area? either the bikini bottom is too big or ... i dont even wanna think about it.
pathetic
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Courtney is wearing shoes from The Empress of Lucite's Prostitot Line!
@ Hekki...that was so funny.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 8:36pm.
Thanks for showing us the lining of your Forever 21 coat, Courtney!
And Foug (typo, stays) is killing me with the lesbian outfits. I know he's gay but he's confusing me with what kind of gay he is.
Thanks Hekki for making me laugh with the Foug! Classic. I'm in pain over here. Horrible cramps. Too lazy to get up and grab a pain med. I still think Doug is my mom's lesbian friend who claims that her dad is a Sicilian Godfather. Even tho they're total rednecks.
I see the paps caught her just as she and Dougie were on their way to Saturday Mass.
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