Good Morning, Here’s Ke$ha Sucking Off A Beard

December 9, 2011 / Posted by:

I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but somehow this attack on my eyeballs landed in my inbox and now you’ll have to suffer with me. Garbage Pail Whore and self-proclaimed beard slut, Ke$hit, squatted on top of Tumblr and queefed out her own site putyourbeardinmymouth.tumblr.com (not to be confused with John Travolta’s Put Your Beard Away gentlemen’s club down in the Scientology sauna). Ke$ha is a serious beard lover (not to be confused with the name of Bradley Cooper’s Serious Beard Lover appreciation page on Facebook) and her Tumblr is devoted to picture of beards including this one of her giving a beard job (not to be confused with the name of Renee Zellweger’s employment agency). This shit looks like Ke$ha going down on Robin Williams or eating out a pre-shaven Khloe Kardashian. (Actually, this is more like a post-shaven Khloe Kardashian since I’m sure this is what her 5 o’clock pussy shadow looks like.)

I know that on the list of disgusting things Ke$ha has put in her mouth, chin pubes is at the very bottom, but bitch still ain’t right for giving me the sudden sensation to pull sweaty nutsack hairs out of my mouth.

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