Good Morning, Here's Ke$ha Sucking Off A Beard
I don't know what I did to deserve this, but somehow this attack on my eyeballs landed in my inbox and now you'll have to suffer with me. Garbage Pail Whore and self-proclaimed beard slut, Ke$hit, squatted on top of Tumblr and queefed out her own site putyourbeardinmymouth.tumblr.com (not to be confused with John Travolta's Put Your Beard Away gentlemen's club down in the Scientology sauna). Ke$ha is a serious beard lover (not to be confused with the name of Bradley Cooper's Serious Beard Lover appreciation page on Facebook) and her Tumblr is devoted to picture of beards including this one of her giving a beard job (not to be confused with the name of Renee Zellweger's employment agency). This shit looks like Ke$ha going down on Robin Williams or eating out a pre-shaven Khloe Kardashian. (Actually, this is more like a post-shaven Khloe Kardashian since I'm sure this is what her 5 o'clock pussy shadow looks like.)
I know that on the list of disgusting things Ke$ha has put in her mouth, chin pubes is at the very bottom, but bitch still ain't right for giving me the sudden sensation to pull sweaty nutsack hairs out of my mouth.
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!! That is all I have to say about her AND the beard...
That bitch can eat all the beard hairs she wants, as long as she never cuts another single in her miserable, wasted life.
"And you - scuff that luggage and I'll cut your hamstrings for you." Mallory Archer
i had the displeasure of seeing this creature live over the summer (it was an outdoor festival)...and she was DREADFUL...we packed our shit and stormed out before the first song was over...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I'm a sucker for facial hair too, but that image of her chewing on somebodys beard makes me want to throw up.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
Her music is crap and that voice makes me gag - goes to show anyone can make it in "music" in this day and age
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 9:57am.
Haha Dog, I missed it! Is it like JT singing "it's my dog in a box"?
LR♥♥
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Sweetas, somehow I knew you'd get around to mentioning the dick even if you didn't SAY it. ;-)
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This ho is still around?
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Haha Dog, I missed it! Is it like JT singing "it's my dog in a box"?
LR♥♥
*tackles IG and kisses all over yo face* xoxo
I'm not a big facial hair fan. Grizzly Adams, NO. One day of growth...nomnomnom.
I checked out her tumblr... bitch is fuckin NASTY!! I hate when I get one of MY beard hairs in my mouth... can't fucking imagine having someone elses!!!! FUCK
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 9:44am.
IG♥ I fricking love your avie! That is all.
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Pfffft! Apparently you missed my dog in the box avie!
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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 9:44am.
IG♥ I fricking love your avie! That is all.
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Me too! I love IG's polar bear, always puts a big grin on my face!
Thanks for internet advice, everybody!
SWEETAS!! I frickin' ♥ YOU!!
Carry on. :)
I know this is off topic but I just saw this and we're talking adblocks, so....
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Kitten Block
Replaces the angry-making Daily Mail and Daily Express websites with a soothing selection of tea and kittens from www.teaandkittens.co.uk.
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Go to this page: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/search/?q=ad+block&appver=4.0.1...
Find the one you want to use, download it and then when you see Flo or Keisha or whatever you don't want to see anymore, right click the image and choose how you want to block the image. Some ads and youtubes have a little box that says "block" in the upper right hand corner which you can click on.
I think I'm using AdBlock Plus. The only thing you need to be careful about is how you block images. You get a choice of blocking a single image (that's what I normally choose) or all the images, like from someone's photobucket account. Good luck!
IG♥ I fricking love your avie! That is all.
This may be the first thing on dlisted to literally make me gag. I'm glad I skipped breakfast.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 9:33am.
Is sucking beards a thing now?
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I'd suck his beard. And by beard I mean penis.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
rasc, you have to download an add-on in Firefox.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 9:28am.
LMAO @ "pre-shaven Khloe Kardashian"!
Help!!! I've got Progressive Car Insurance ad on my Dlisted front page with that obnoxious Flo! Do I have to look at her a whole day now? *shoots self*
Is Flo the dark-haired chick? She makes me cringe.
To block with adblock, right click and it should give you options.
@ Sonne
Yes, I've got Mozilla Firefox. What button do I click on?
Is sucking beards a thing now?
Santa clause better watch out, this bitch is after him.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Little Rascal, do you have Firefox? If not, get it and ad block Flo forever. :)
OT: I like men with beards but I hate this concept. Her comments on her page are tripping into Stodden terrortory (it's wrong but it fits) but with less poetry.
LMAO @ "pre-shaven Khloe Kardashian"!
Help!!! I've got Progressive Car Insurance ad on my Dlisted front page with that obnoxious Flo! Do I have to look at her a whole day now? *shoots self*
More to the point, is Caca Jewish, or is she just ugly, boring and obnoxious?
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Is she a Jew?
Serious question.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
"I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro..."
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Why does this bitch still exist? I don't get it.
♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
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Nasty!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
the rebirth of John Lennon
She says something about beards in one of her songs. I didn't know she had an actual beard fetish. That's a new one. I bet all her ex lovers had dried pussy juices in their beards. And I just grossed myself out.
I wouldn't be surprised if that fugster could grow a respectable beard.
Ugh she always looks like she smells like piss
And there goes my breakfast.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Dumbass is trying way too hard.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Ugh. I was more than okay assuming I would never have to hear another thing about this dumb broad.
Thanks, MK.
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Raising the bar for lowering standards since 1982.
From the crazies with the butt (not button as my autocorrect insisted) foreheads to Keshit beard-bagging, it's been a morning for pepto bismol on the D.
Yeah, like I needed to wake up to THIS image. Gah, I can't shut off my gag reflex!
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
Why?
Well, we can add Beard Sucker to her list of accomplishments. I didn't even know she was still around. I thought Terminix had finally found and eliminated her.
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oh my goodness so many beautiful beards on that site!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Really? I mean, REALLY?
I KNEW CASTRO WAS ALIVE! Fuck YOU, Pigez!
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