Afternoon Crumbs
DAMN! Brad Pitt is looking hotter than ever. Who said that a fedora doesn’t make the hot piece? – Popsugar
Gymboree is making grey peacoats now? – Lainey Gossip
Charlize Theron’s got a Batman head on her dress – Hollywood Tuna
“Hey dad, if you hear your daughter screaming Justin Bieber’s name in her bedroom, take that as a scream for help and have her committed immediately.” – The Superficial
Brad Pitt wasted a cheeseburger that he should’ve given to St. Angie’s malnourished ass – Celebitchy
Scout Willis’ ass looks like two blind manatees trying to kiss – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Brokeback Perry – Towleroad
Picture #1: Marry, Punch, Fuck – The Berry
I wonder which flavor Charlize Theron’s Fruit Rollup dress is? – Popoholic
But who is going to play Taylor Armstrong in the Lifetime movie version of her book? My vote goes to Iggy Pop. – ICYDK
Baby got swag – Cityrag
Claire Danes is looking very “middle-aged single mother from Florida who regularly gets arrested for drunkenly humping the breakfast bar at IHOP.” What I’m trying to say is, Claire Danes has never looked hotter – Just Jared
Making meth at Walmart? Now THIS is the America I know and love – The Daily What
SPOILER ALERT: They’re both bottoms – OMG Blog
Remember when Nicole Richie looked like she needed UNICEF’s help and now she’s at one of their fancy balls! – Hollywood Rag
Because nothing is more exciting than a TRAMPOLINE!!! rolling down the sidewalk – Videogum
Men’s Health should really drug test their readers before they allow them to vote – I’m Not Obsessed