An Unlikely Competitor For The Camel Toe Throne Emerges

December 8, 2011 / Posted by:

CoCo’s world-class royal camel toe better take this as a direct threat and step up its hungry pussy game. Reese Witherspoon qualified for the title of Camel Toe Queen a few weeks ago when she left the gym looking like Moses himself parted her coochie lips at that very moment. Then yesterday, Reese left the gym again looking like her crotch was trying to do its best impersonation of Taylor Armstrong. It’s like her punane and her chin are in a competition to see who can look more well-endowed. Spread the sand and wrassle up a couple of jockeys, because CoCo and Reese need to stomp their camel toes to the death.

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