Thursday, December 8th 2011

Open Post: Hosted By Chord Overstreet & Mark Salling

Here's just a touching moment on the Glee set between a leather Twinkie and his varsity cub. You know, this moment would've been a lot more touching if Chord Overstreet moved his left arm. How is Mark Salling supposed to do peen-to-ear sex with that arm in the way? Oh, I bet Mark wasn't complaining about that, because when you put your ear to Chord's lap, you hear the gentle soothing sound of aluminum foil being wrapped around a strand of highlighted hair somewhere.

Source: @damianmcginty via Towleroad

Posted by: Michael K


Jintess, HAAAAAYYYYY!!!

Thank you, and you too, Bjork ♥
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Tortuguita, Estudiante de Grado Superior Seria." -WinterOwl22

Rick Astley's picture

True, Houdini.

What about long distance relationships?

You know, they say they ALWAYS fail.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:16pm.
what is this Fresh Beat Band?

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Do you really want to know?

Mud, let's do the dance...

Hello TR, how are you this evening? I'm still reeling from the Walton's combined family earnings before and after the recession.

Fresh Beat Band is a childrens' show with these four members who sing and dance and be bop around. It's catchy but annoying.
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Tortuguita, Estudiante de Grado Superior Seria." -WinterOwl22

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:01pm.

Submitted by Machiavelli Houdini on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:58pm.

Are you Wiccan?
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What the hell?!?!? Don't even begin to make this evil out for Wiccan.

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MH signed off with "Blessed Be". Just curious as such bigotry goes against the very core of Wicca.

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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Jintess's picture

Congrats Muddy!!! I am SO proud of you :D

Heya all, weed party sounds fun bjorkie..do they let you crash if you need it (weed just makes me sleeeeepy. Talk about a natural sleep remedy)

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what is this Fresh Beat Band?

♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
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Bjork You's picture

I love the Fresh Beat Band!

(I posted my comment and then saw that you guys came back. Don't leave...)

Yes, I'm Wiccan.

HAHA, Angel_I

NEYAH

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Submitted by Rick Astley on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:08pm.

What do you all think of LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGG engagements? Like, "probably never gonna happen" length engagements?

Answer: WELL, this is GREAT for the person who knows they are never really going to commit and SUCKS BALLS for the person who thinks they are going to finalize the dealio.

Frankly, I'd love to be on the 'holding out' end and just keep my dick getting sucked.

Mean? Maybe but it beats getting married and never having your dick sucked again once the ring is on the cunt's finger.

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O but *smoochies* at ya, Momus:) That was just DListed talk.

♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
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Bjork You's picture

Sorry guys, but I'm out of here. Once again, it's degenerated into a cesspool of hate and idiocy, courtesy of you know who.

TelevisedRevolution's picture

hey bjork, darling...

you still there?

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The Americas - Occupied since 1492.

LOL

This really has devolved.

Asians and Jews are smarter than all of us anyway.

I can't do math to tie my own shoes.

DOOMED!

Bjork, nah, I am just chilling on the couch. I can't find the remote anywhere so I've been subjected to Wubbzy and Fresh Beats all night. The remote is linked up differently with the tv so I can't just change the channel by using the buttons on the tv.
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Tortuguita, Estudiante de Grado Superior Seria." -WinterOwl22

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What do you all think of LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGG engagements? Like, "probably never gonna happen" length engagements?

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:01pm.

Submitted by Machiavelli Houdini on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:58pm.

Are you Wiccan?
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What the hell?!?!? Don't even begin to make this evil out for Wiccan.

♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
Hot Youtube Vid Description: "have something dumb to say ? comment and see if i give a dam !" by KayyRosee1

'Her' is in 'HERPES'.

DUH

Spaz de la Whoreta's picture

"Black women had the highest rate of infection at 48 percent and women were nearly twice likely as men to be infected, according to an analysis by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention."

Bjork You's picture

Goodnight, Meat.

Pray tell, what are these FB games? I am still on Solitaire, I love how it shuffles the cards for me.

Event Horizon's picture

In this one:
http://www.indiana.edu/~intell/bellcurve.shtml#part2

The socioeconomic influence on the African American populous is indicated as a factor for the the lower IQs found when compared to American whites in this study so it's not really the biological link in Africans as a whole that I was looking for, but I'll try another link...

b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards

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Submitted by Machiavelli Houdini on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:58pm.

Supplying more articles does not support your initial selection of the herpes articels.

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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:03pm.

Your reading comprehension is deplorable.

That link made it clear that black women have the highest rate of genital herpes.

Hey. There's a 'HER' in HERPES. DUH?

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Submitted by mudtutle on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:02pm.
What's up tonight:

Thanking GOD that I do not have to subsist on a life that is comprised of logging into a gossip blog under dozens of assumed names; that I can be proud of something other than "giving a good blow job"; that I'm not an ignorant racist.

GROW UP. GET A LIFE. GET EDUCATED. HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT.

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There is nothing wrong with being proud of giving a blow job!

What are you up to? (Let her talk to herself and her "friends.")

Celebrating?

Meatblocks's picture

g'nite folks, continue to fight the good fight and don't succumb to it's charms by becoming a racist by morning.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related

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Submitted by Machiavelli Houdini on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:58pm.

Okay, class. Some readin' for you (if you have the attention span of a gnat, you should be able to comprehend this information):
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I'm sorry, but that article you linked to about herpes lumped blacks and women together in terms of higher rates of infection. Ergo, women are as stupid as blacks. Thus, any links you provide, being a stupid woman, aren't worth the trouble to read.

What's up tonight:

Thanking GOD that I do not have to subsist on a life that is comprised of logging into a gossip blog under dozens of assumed names; that I can be proud of something other than "giving a good blow job"; that I'm not an ignorant racist.

GROW UP. GET A LIFE. GET EDUCATED. HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT.
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Tortuguita, Estudiante de Grado Superior Seria." -WinterOwl22

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Submitted by Machiavelli Houdini on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:58pm.

Are you Wiccan?

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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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I was a mod at mode. then I say IDGAF and quit. now stop calling me. I done blocked all you bitches on my "other" FB ctfu

LOL, SANS FARDS and Bjork, the movie is finally over. I've been trying like hell to stay out of this nutty thread, but I saw "One ring . . ." in that preview view on the right side of the screen, and it was too much of a coincidence to not comment.

*leaves thread again*

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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate

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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:52pm.

Others, if any are still here, what's up for tonight?

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I'm playing Gardens of Time at FB. I can wait two hours for my garden monuments to build or I can buy them with gold bars. I have to buy gold bars with real money. Being the cheap bitch that I am, I waiting the two hours.

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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Event Horizon's picture

Giving a blow job that makes a guy moan "you're the most amazing thing that's ever happened to me" is better than any weed I could smoke I think.

Weed just make me paranoid, there are few variates that give me that "good" feeling...

b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards

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yadda yadda yadda, this pewpaw is smoking quite the bowlS now AND (will be) tomorrow.
oh, my bad, that wasn't polite.
let me try that again.
-congrats on your quite bowls of tomorrow. may the thoughts and anticipation alone get you high tonight.
i am a technoboob. can't find anything but a lot of japanese named yu.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:43pm.
if there's one thing worse than jesus hatin on your ass, it's having that cutest-kitten-ever spittin it's hisses at ya.

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Word.

Others, if any are still here, what's up for tonight?

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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:48pm.

I will be smoking quite the bowl tomorrow night.

OMFG COOL!!!!

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@little_rasc

Oh my! Now that's some racist motherfucking shit! I'm a edumacated fool, gimmie an hour and I can cite hundreds of peer reviewed, scientific articles that will debunk every one of those beliefs, but a few classes in college in no way make me an expert on the subject. Maybe Ang knows something we all don't, I'm a rabid intellectual and would love to see something, anything that backs up those strong proclamations and gives me a new way to view the world.

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"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards

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Submitted by Machiavelli Houdini on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:44pm.

How does the rate of infection of herpes support your contention about black people, overpopulation, and hunger?

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Bjork You's picture

I will be smoking quite the bowl tomorrow night.

Lutrelle's picture

Facebook- where you get picked apart anon style and MF'd all over the internet. SMDH. Amateurs

Meatblocks's picture

if there's one thing worse than jesus hatin on your ass, it's having that cutest-kitten-ever spittin it's hisses at ya.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related

Rick Astley's picture

Come on, Bjorkie. Just come out with it. Who are these "open secret" mods? Let's get this shit out in the open.

Bjork You's picture

And here she goes...

Ignore her. You are harassed and banned for a reason.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:08pm.
well, i was doin good ... until reading that private exchange. i did not get a mention.
*bursts into fake sobs* ah-boo-hoo-hooo
i am suspicious dammit!
i could be a threat!!!
*folds arms with great indignance*

actually, i tried to do that facebook thing and used "bjork you" as a search term but could not find anything (but a bunch of foreigners).
after reading the above, i'm glad i am a techno-know-nothing.

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I'm on there, pepaw.

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:33pm.

What part of that is UNtrue?

When white people starve they fuck less and try to survive.

When black people starve they fuck more and die.

Erm... Please tell me where the TRUTH is RAAAAAAAAAAACIST?

Bitch please. Educate yourself.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:16pm.
a weed party? what is a weed party? will it be a sampling? like a wine and cheese party? variety?
or is it a party with no alcohol thrown by a weed-smoking alcoholic?
if it's just a gathering where folks smoke weed, why then i qualify as having weed parties hourly (sans nuiscance guests, good food and loud music).
tell of this weed party!

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It's like a Tupperware party with all different sizes and lids and colours.

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@ Machiavelli Houdini - Fraggle

You are claiming you're not racist? Here's your post under your Madline Ashton alt--->
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Submitted by Madeline Ashton on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 12:37am.
Bouncy, I hope your baby doesn't end up looking like this:

http://parturiency.com/d/file/baby/2008-12/97c606489b22e972eef0486ecf2b1...

I could NEVER understand how people want to 'fuck' like rabid monkeys when there is NO food or survival to be had?

Hello? You make a life for yourself FIRST, THEN you fuck and make babies.

Hence why almost ALL countries run by black people are a HOT mess.

PROVE ME WRONG, assholes or STFU and face the UGLY truth.

Every last black person living in the USA would NEVER go back to AFRICA of their own volition because the violence and RAPE of black on black is beyond the scope.

Your 'black' tribes in Africa to this DAY are fundamentally low I.Q. cannibalistic, animalistic, raping, pillaging, 'woman-trading' whackos.

Please, African 'Queens', do go back to your ORIGINAL 'slave' traders (the tribal warriors who BEAT YOUR ASS).

HAHAHAHAH

Dipshits.

Truth hurts.

/bye good

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Submitted by Rick Astley on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:31pm.

RICK ROLL me, you hot ginge!

I never experienced the whole "mouse" crap so I guess that's why I have my real doubts that 'it' ever existed.

Carry on.