Daniel Craig completed everyone’s life recently when wise words of beautiful wisdom spilled out of his poetry hole during an interview with GQ Magazine. This is the original quote, and yes, it should be mandatory for schoolchildren to memorize it and recite it right before saying the Pledge of Allegiance every morning.
“Look at the Kardashians, they’re worth millions. I don’t think they were that badly off to begin with but now look at them. You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’ I’m not judging it—well, I am obviously.”
Doesn’t that just give your soul a boner? Well, Heat Magazine (via TS) asked Pimp Mama Kris, seen below with the ghost of a praying mantis at The Hollywood Reporter’s
Famewhoring Whores Women in Entertainment luncheon, what she thinks about the truth according to James Bond (and the world). Being the piece of delusional shit that she is, Pimp Mama Kris let a bull’s anus do the talking for her and it said this:
“(He has) crossed the line. It’s not made him look like the world’s nicest guy. The right thing for a real man to do now would be to issue a public apology. The easy thing would be to criticize his career now, but our family won’t stoop to that level.”
I don’t think Daniel Craig heard Pimp Mama Kris’ response since the verbal shit of earth scum doesn’t travel all the way up, up, up, up, up, up, up to his perch on the highest level. Stoop to that level?! This Cousin Balki-looking bitch is either a comedic genius or she’s obsessively dedicated to the art of being fucking delusional. Rat shit and Snooki’s tampon sit a few dozen levels above the Kardashians on the pyramid of life.
What is she going to attack in Daniel Craig’s career? That is an impossible mission. That’s like me attacking the writing skills of George Bernard Shaw. That’s like a maggot on a piece of rotten hamburger attacking a cow for not being fresh. What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians’ fame was handed to them on a glove that didn’t fit? That Daniel Craig used his talent to become a millionaire celebrity while the Kardashians’ used Kim’s asshole? Burn.
Pimp Mama Kris needs to stop acting like there’s an exit for the High Road on the Famewhore Highway.