Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

December 8, 2011 / Posted by:

What handsome, 40-some­thing A-lister was so afraid of being upstaged by a “Twilight” star’s teeny-bopper appeal and good looks that he made sure the actor didn’t land a co-starring role in his upcoming film? Moviegoers still consider the elder star sexy, but he’s so insecure that he didn’t want to take any chances – and the role went to an unknown! (Blind Gossip)

Tommy Girl as the aging, insecure movie queen and RPattz as the young beauty he’s jealous of? The movie is Rock of Ages and here’s the evidence I’m presenting to the court. But Tommy has nothing to worry about. RPattz doesn’t sweat liquid rainbows from his pit pores and shoot glitter shards out of his nipple holes when he pops his pussy to the beat. Only Tommy can do that.

Or this could also be Brad Pitt and RPattz with Cogan’s Trade being the movie?

So, this former B list movie actor from a family of actors has not been getting much work lately at all. Part of the problem? Well he is a raging drunk who has spent a great deal of time getting thrown out of hotels. This one though tops it all. Our actor was in a country made famous by another movie for a film festival. While there he negotiated a deal to be in a movie. Obviously these producers do not read tabloids. He told the producers he needed $30,000 in cash to make the movie. Once he got the money from them he went on a drinking and partying binge. He came back to the hotel where he was staying and in the middle of the lobby got naked and started fighting with the producers. He then told them he was not making their movie, but he kept the money anyway. (CDAN)

Probably White Oprah wearing a Kiefer Sutherland mask. Bitch gets them every time.

How about a nice easy one? This reality show couple have always been unique. They have stayed together when countless others have tired and failed at the same game. Why did this one couple have so much luck and success when others have failed? They made millions in the process and to date no one else has been able to match their luck. The reason? Prior to their “meeting,” they had already been dating for over a year. (CDAN)

Trista & Ryan from The Bachelorette. So easy it doesn’t need a question mark.

This once B list (now on her way to D list) star is currently meeting men online for random hookups. She doesn’t ask for payment, but is usually rewarded in drugs at the end of the evening. (BuzzFoto)

Lindsay Lohan hasn’t hit the point where she’s selling chocha on Craigslist (I think) yet and I’m sure she gets her shit upfront. So I’ll guess Mischa Barton or Tara Reid?

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