Lindsay Lohan Once Called Heath Ledger The Love Of Her Life
Pure sea jasper, Red Bull, fake tanner, a Baccarat crack pipe, leggings with secret crotch pockets for stolen jewelry, Fix-A-Flat lip injections and the hole in the California Justice System she keeps fucking raw are just a few of the loves of Lindsay Lohan's life and you can add a kicking and screaming Heath Ledger to that list whether he likes it or not. Star Magazine (via Radar) somehow magically found Lindsay Lohan's private diaries in their paws and they may or may not have signed a scribbled contract on a T.G.I. Friday's cocktail napkin stating that they will not disclose that White Oprah sold it them for a few Mohegan Sun gambling chips and a grey goose. (Nobody tell White Oprah that contrary to what the drunk she gave a handy to in the parking lot told her, vodka does not come from the pee hole of a grey goose.)
In an entry from Memoirs of a Cokey dated January 22, 2008, LiLo cries about how she'll never feel Heath's touch again.
"Today Heath died. I’m in love with him…. He was the love of my life. He taught me so much, and he was everything I’ve ever wanted and more. I want to hear him laugh and hold me. I crave his touch and care.”
Shortly after Heath's death, both White Oprah and Michael Lohan claimed that LiLo was dating him and was supposed to fly to NYC to be with him just days after he overdosed. I think the coroner should update Heath's death certificate to read, "Cause of Death: Lindsay Lohan was about to visit him."
Blohan writes in other entries that she was having an affair with JFK, couldn't wait to start filming Something's Gotta Give, and suspected that her housekeeper was an undercover CIA agent who was lacing her barbiturates with arsenic. So all of this should be taken with a grain of coke.
There isn't enough alcohol or body condoms made to make me want to fuck lindsay "droopy tittays" lohan. Honestly, I'm hoping that little miss "I identify with Marilyn Monroe" will identify with the only thing she & Marilyn could ever have in common: an early death.
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
She's so into Marilyn, I'm shocked that she hasn't lied and said that she fucked her way through Hyannis Port. But at this point not even *George* Kennedy would find her fuckable.
New level of low for this putrid meth head...if this fucked up family wants to be relevant for NO fucking reason at all, Coke Whore Dina should ask Kris Jenner for tips...Heath: nobody believes this shit dude, RIP
Proof there is NOTHING a BLohan won't claim. Fodda, Mudda, Sista and Brudda...all CRAZEEEEEE.
and next it will be...She and DiCraprio are secretly married. He just ignores her in public so they can keep it all on the down low.
Too bad Michelle Williams is too much of a class act to beat the pulp out of that crack whore.
Hmmm is there a diary entry about the apollo 11 moon landing?? Area 51???
fascinating...just fascinating...
why can't I quit this bitch? *Heathsghostvoice*
This dumb delusional crackie never ceases to amaze me. I see this as her pulling a Kris Jenner and making a tragedy all about her...nice move, ace.
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When is she going back to jail?
I'm so sick of this skank.
omg that graphic is funny. i'd read lindsay's diary - i love her handwriting.
If I were Michelle Williams I would kick Lindsay Lohan's skinny crackhead ass. WTF, his caress? STFU Lindsay, you probably never even got within a few feet of him.
I wish the tabloids would just ignore this crazy crackhead. She and her piece of shit mother are not capable of telling the truth.
Pure sea jasper, Red Bull, fake tanner, a Baccarat crack pipe, leggings with secret crotch pockets for stolen jewelry, Fix-A-Flat lip injections and the hole in the California Justice System.....these are a few of my favourite things!
this stupid bitch.... you leave Ennis Del Mar alone!!!!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:18pm.
*notes that she is a mere 40 minutes for the Canadian border*
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LMAO!!
GEEZUZ Ms. Fury you really do make me laugh!
*puts moving sign on lawn*
I once knew a hardcore cokehead, RIP. He got run over by a train trying to get away from the CIA agents and aliens who were chasing him. At least that's who he told his mom were after him - before becoming RR road kill. Lindsay makes him sound rational.
She is just a cokehead stalker who clings to anyone and everything to make her look relevant and feel important.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:31pm.
.....she was practically stalking James Franco at clubs. He would hide out in groups of people so couldn't get close to him.
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I think there was someone else a while back she was trying to fuck that did the same thing. They basically had to drag her away from the table the guy was at. I forget who it was but it was right in the middle of her stolen car coke in the pocket period.
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You are all so judgemental! What's wrong with being "assertive" in this way? Or stalking someone? Geeez, over-senstive much?
*notes that she is a mere 40 minutes for the Canadian border*
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Dark-sided!
Bitch, please.
So - does he get any mentions in the diary prior to his death? I'm sure as 'love of her life' there are loads ...
The unfortunate thing is that this cover is getting tons of net coverage, which leads lilo and hef (sound like a crime-fighting team) to believe her issue will sell. as if.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:31pm.
.....she was practically stalking James Franco at clubs. He would hide out in groups of people so couldn't get close to him.
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I think there was someone else a while back she was trying to fuck that did the same thing. They basically had to drag her away from the table the guy was at. I forget who it was but it was right in the middle of her stolen car coke in the pocket period.
typical borderline behavior. she probably banged ledger once or twice, and didn't give a shit about him until he died. people like her are addicted to emotional turbulence, it keeps them entertained. so they invent it whenever they get the chance.
This is going to be the only issue of Playboy 14 year old boys DON'T hide under their mattress.
righttttt... sideeye
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Are "touch and care" code words for booze and pills?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
while I find this hellishly hilarious with a chance of unlikely, I fail to see any exorbitant amount of beauty between the LiLo, the tacky ass wife, or the Olsen twins. We should just rename the elevated combination of oxys, hydrocodone, and diazepam to HeathYouGotOffVeryLightly.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
I completely agree that she's going to slap her freckled taint all over Heath Ledger's memory to try and feel anywhere near the vicinity Michelle Williams is in when it comes to shit Lindsay wants and is eons away from ever having.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by TEE: "...She probably leaked this shit because MWilliams played Monroe... this wench would do it to be spiteful, wouldnt put it past her."
Yep, you nailed it. She's just burning with jealousy.
And WWJDFAKB also nailed it with the "poisonous personality" mention.
But of course, her failings are invisible, so she will never recognize and fix them.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:22pm.
I think Heath took a hand full of "I ain't fucking YOU pills" when he found out Lindsey wanted him.
The reminds me of a Lindsey story I remember reading a few years ago that she was practically stalking James Franco at clubs. He would hide out in groups of people so couldn't get close to him.
Submitted by M.E.: "It is a well known fact that Lindsey is a pathological liar."
Exactly. That's all we need to know.
Well why don't you go join him in the afterlife then, crackie? Somewhere Michelle Williams is caught between a chuckle and a dry heave.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Makes sense they might have "hung out"
And done drugs but doubt it was anything more-she's the most delusional former actress ever
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:01pm.
Here's the cover of the Playboy spread. Saggy, nasty boobs and all:
http://icydk.com/2011/12/07/first-look-check-out-lindsay-lohans-playboy-...
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Gosh, PB is really losing their touch at hiding the bunny these days. That was the best part of any cover, trying to find the hidden bunny!
*shrugs*
OT, RIP Colonel Potter.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:03pm.
Heath has a better chance of working than Lyndsay does at this point.
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BaWAhaaaaa! That is classic momma!
I think Heath took a hand full of "I ain't fucking YOU pills" when he found out Lindsey wanted him.
Better to be chatting with John Belushi than to have a freckled flap jack titted cracker after ya.
I don't know if I'm mortified or in awe of the fact that this bitch has NO SHAME WHATSOEVER. The rest of the world cringes at her bullshit meanwhile she tra-la-la-las along without giving a fuck. SMH.
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Douchechill!
Just in time for her Playboy cover! Oh slore, how I hate thee. How is this fuck going to talk about a dead man just for publicity? And crackheads don't keep diaries. I mean what would they write? "Smoked crack, drank whiskey, smoked crack, drank T Bird, smoked crack, sucked dick, bought more crack"
MILKAWHAAAAAA???
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That Playboy Cover is sad...but I know it'll be sadder when we can really see her face...it's her face that gets me - it's totally withering - she's what? 25? And I don't even want to begin to know what all that plumper is doing to her lips.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:01pm.
Here's the cover of the Playboy spread. Saggy, nasty boobs and all:
http://icydk.com/2011/12/07/first-look-check-out-lindsay-lohans-playboy-...
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Oh that's tacky. "Amateurish" is being generous.
M.E. & IBW - yeah she's cunty like that i mean she did write FU to the judge. WHY not FU to Williams and her child right? So about the pictorial is she doing a Montag spread with no lady bits showing anyone know?
that Playboy cover looks so amateurish... nothing says sexay like white skinny shapeless speckled legs straddling a plastic bunny logo.
Oh and Heath is puking in his grave right about now.
hahaha It must have really burned her butt to not get her dream role as Marilyn.
M.E., her arms are up which means her breasts should be pulled up to a "saucier" angle. I can't believe I just said that word. Anytit, I bet that chair threw itself out the window after she sat naked on it with her meat wallet sagging open.
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It is a well known fact that Lindsey is a pathological liar. (let's put her crackheadedness aside). She's been telling lies for so long that she believes her own bullshit. Seriously. I've seen it first hand IRL, a close relative of mine.
You can have solid PROOF that they're lying and they will deny deny deny because they fully believe that they are telling the truth.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:01pm.
Here's the cover of the Playboy spread. Saggy, nasty boobs and all:
http://icydk.com/2011/12/07/first-look-check-out-lindsay-lohans-playboy-...
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Her titties look mega flap-jacky in that spread.
Keep wishing lindsay, you are no marilyn monroe.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Dog - HOLY SHIT! That is GOD AWFUL!
I'm 10 years older than her, breasfed 2 kids and my tits aren't even THAT saggy. Jesus. WEAR A BRA YOU GLUM CUNT!
How can we believe anything that comes out of this crackie's nostrils? She's a graduate of Dina Lohans school of delusion FFS.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
TEE - I think you called it. Someone is pissed that Michelle Williams was cast as MM. Besides that, I call foul on the source. Woops, how did my diary end up with Star magazine! She's stupid, but not that stupid.
Heath has a better chance of working than Lyndsay does at this point.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Why does she continuing making up these sick lies? Can't she just confess that she aborted the Schwartzenegger twins?