Courtney Stodden Brings Raggedy Stripper Glamour To An Outdoor Mall
Because Courtney Stodden's whore master of a mother sold her to a has-been Hollywood actor at the age of 16, she never got to go to prom like other teenage amphibians. So the delicate lizard slut made up for lost times by buying a truly exquisite gown she found bundled into a ball at the bottom of a clearance box in the back of the Frederick's of Hollywood Outlet at the Ontario Mills. Some might've dropped the dress after reading the line "Sold As Is (mysterious bodily fluid stains, etc...)" on the tag hanging off of it, but Courtney wasn't going to let that stop her from bestowing a Classy Old Hollywood moment upon The Grove in L.A. Why do I have a sinking feeling in my colon that this is what Rosie O'Donnell's wedding pictures are going to look like? Complete with awkward "kneeing in the pussy" pose and everything.
There's a serious civil war going down on top of Courtney's head. Courtney's ashy real hair is trying to fight with her fake hair. One of Courtney's tooth is also trying to emancipate itself from her mouth. And her toes are desperately trying to break free from the clutches of her elegant silver whore heels. There's just a whole lot of uprising on Courtney. Courtney is truly the most gorgeous battlefield I've ever seen.
And here's the latest gifts to alliteration from the head writer of Pugs with Courtney Stodden Tweets:
Secret Santa: Id love to lure you in by caressing my red lips up against your rosiness as my lustrous legs lie on top of your levitating lapHad such an erotic afternoon after being elegantly bound with whips & chains for a brand new foxy photo shoot... XOs
Tenderly trembling my tantalizing tongue up - down - & all around the sugarcoated candy-cane of Christmas! XOs
I'm calling it now. The last one is my Christmas card. Stay away, bitches.
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rukiddinme, I am 100% convinced that is how her drugs are administered.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
Very few people in this world make me want to vomit...so please congratulate CS for officially being added to the list! Seriously, I just can't with her.
She must really love that effing armband thingy. She's worn it in every picture lately.
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THAT is the outfit she should have worn to church.
This marble brained infant lives in another world completely.
LOL @ "levitating lap". That's going into the Hekki lexicon!! I think it's supposed to mean boner, even though taken literally it doesn't really mean that.
If you told me she was 37 I'd believe it. Tragic hot mess.
*coughs*
OMG JACK YOU WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What. The. Fuck. Is wrong with this girl?!?!?
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"if there is one thing I like more than suckin dick, it's whoopin ass" POW! overheard by bambam
LOL!
WAIT WAIT!
YESTERDAY SHE SAID SHE WAS PREGNANT! FINALLY!
But then she deleted it.
I think her druggie self and her "normal" self had a fight.
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"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
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She tweets like a horny ho who isn't getting any. Buy some AAs and STFU.
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^^^^^^^^^^THIS!
Fuck Jacko I just choked on my ciggie.
This America is you.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
jack....hahahahahhahahahahahaha
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They can't succeed in taking my inner peace
They can say all they wanna say about me
But I'm gonna carry on
I'm gonna keep on singing my song
her alter must be a thesaurus. and of course some crack. or the fumes from the bleach in her hair is rendering her incapable of acting sane
She looks evil in that main pic. There is no way this person is not on serious drugs. Just look at her.
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They can't succeed in taking my inner peace
They can say all they wanna say about me
But I'm gonna carry on
I'm gonna keep on singing my song
Ok, I'm convinced this bitch is just fucking with us with those tweets.
NO ONE writes like that. NO ONE.
That is pure, grade A, fucking trash right there... she is so damn annoying with her "posing" and her arched back she makes me want to vomit. It makes me sick that people find this piece of shit interesting... It makes me SICK to see anyone giving her attention whatsoever!!! IT MAKES ME SICK that I SO would tap the shit out that!!!!
*goes and stands in corner*
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
She tweets like a horny ho who isn't getting any. Buy some AAs and STFU.
These two desperately want a reality show. It's disgusting.
lol, you know the person composing those tweets (and you know it isn't Courtney) has a lot of fun with it
Seriously, I don't understand what is going on with these two. This situation is beyond famewhoring, it's straight up mentally ill.
why doesn't this freak just get a contract with vivid already and put us out of the misery of her public displays. She's def a crackhead or he's feedin her rx meds. she beyond effed.
That's it. I'm convinced this trick has scoliosis.
Isn't it time someone gets this chick into a mental health facility, and isn't it time Dougie comes out of the closet?
I wish the media would ignore this person. She is such a fucking joke. And she is disgusting.
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They can't succeed in taking my inner peace
They can say all they wanna say about me
But I'm gonna carry on
I'm gonna keep on singing my song