Courtney Stodden Brings Raggedy Stripper Glamour To An Outdoor Mall
Because Courtney Stodden's whore master of a mother sold her to a has-been Hollywood actor at the age of 16, she never got to go to prom like other teenage amphibians. So the delicate lizard slut made up for lost times by buying a truly exquisite gown she found bundled into a ball at the bottom of a clearance box in the back of the Frederick's of Hollywood Outlet at the Ontario Mills. Some might've dropped the dress after reading the line "Sold As Is (mysterious bodily fluid stains, etc...)" on the tag hanging off of it, but Courtney wasn't going to let that stop her from bestowing a Classy Old Hollywood moment upon The Grove in L.A. Why do I have a sinking feeling in my colon that this is what Rosie O'Donnell's wedding pictures are going to look like? Complete with awkward "kneeing in the pussy" pose and everything.
There's a serious civil war going down on top of Courtney's head. Courtney's ashy real hair is trying to fight with her fake hair. One of Courtney's tooth is also trying to emancipate itself from her mouth. And her toes are desperately trying to break free from the clutches of her elegant silver whore heels. There's just a whole lot of uprising on Courtney. Courtney is truly the most gorgeous battlefield I've ever seen.
And here's the latest gifts to alliteration from the head writer of Pugs with Courtney Stodden Tweets:
Secret Santa: Id love to lure you in by caressing my red lips up against your rosiness as my lustrous legs lie on top of your levitating lapHad such an erotic afternoon after being elegantly bound with whips & chains for a brand new foxy photo shoot... XOs
Tenderly trembling my tantalizing tongue up - down - & all around the sugarcoated candy-cane of Christmas! XOs
I'm calling it now. The last one is my Christmas card. Stay away, bitches.
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another reason he holds on to her is because of the ridiculous way she sways her hips back and forth.... no one could stand up to the hurricane like ebb and flow those hips put off...
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
IMO I think the only reason he grips her arm is to keep her standing. I've heard her speak twice - there is no way this child isn't under the influence of some medication - be it recreational or prescribed. If he let her go she'd fall flat on her face and jack up the rest of her mouth.
In some of those pictures she has total tranny face. And why is he holding onto her like he's afraid she'll tip over? Okay, dumb question.
*sigh*
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Submitted by shandi on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:03pm.
Why does he always have a grip on her arm? I think it is because he is afraid if he lets go, she will go somewhere without him. And for some reason, he has to be seen with her. I think she is a possesion to him and when he is walking with her, he feels like "see, I am worth something because I have her with me." I think he is a VERY insecure freak of a man. And she is just a freak. Who dresses like a skank and tweets like a whore.
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I was thinking he was holding her that way because if he didn't she'd likely topple. She looks about as pilled up as possible all the time.
I just can't get over the fact that this creature is supposed to be 16. She's almost a decade younger than me. I looked like a child at 16. Hell, I look like a child now compared to her!
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Submitted by Athina on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:05pm.
I swear, that that fucker looks exactly like Corey Haim, when Corey Haim was fat and bloated near the end of his life.
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TRUTH! I've been trying to figure out who he reminds me of...that's it! In almost every way.
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Submitted by guest on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:10pm.
*colors pretty pitcher for Jack* d'oh.
What's XD? *blinks repeatedly*
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NO CLUE!
and lmfao at mike!!!
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
I don't think she can stand up by herself & that's why he's always holding her arm.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
You all are asking why Tooms always has a tight grip on her? She's so hepped up on Adderall that she vibrates, and if no one steadies her she just appears as a blur in photos.
*colors pretty pitcher for Jack* d'oh.
What's XD? *blinks repeatedly*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
So, THAT'S how you dress to shop at the mall.
I've been doing it wrong!
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
The way he's got his hand gripped around her arm is creepier than how Tommy Girl parades Katie with that weird hand holding shit.
Have either of these two gotten a paying job since all their fame whoring began?
Don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! - MK
MK - you forgot to put quotes around 16. Her alleged age should always be typed in quotes!!!
I don't know what's worse - her trying to look like a sexpot, or him trying to look like a thug.
I swear, that that fucker looks exactly like Corey Haim, when Corey Haim was fat and bloated near the end of his life.
Lol Jack!!! Ahahaha.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Why does he always have a grip on her arm? I think it is because he is afraid if he lets go, she will go somewhere without him. And for some reason, he has to be seen with her. I think she is a possesion to him and when he is walking with her, he feels like "see, I am worth something because I have her with me." I think he is a VERY insecure freak of a man. And she is just a freak. Who dresses like a skank and tweets like a whore.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:57am.
XOs????!!!
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*speaks loudly* IT MEANS HUGS AND KISSES, GUEST...
*hands you fresh crayons*
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Aw! It's so cute when you fight for the boobies! Such a gentleman you are!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:32am.
That is pure, grade A, fucking trash right there... she is so damn annoying with her "posing" and her arched back she makes me want to vomit. It makes me sick that people find this piece of shit interesting... It makes me SICK to see anyone giving her attention whatsoever!!! IT MAKES ME SICK that I SO would tap the shit out that!!!!
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Tap it, tap it so hard that it'll make that ANNOYING as shit arm bracelet fall off. I hate that thing, and her lame bracelet too, and I sure hope the Pretzel kiosk behind her called the HAZ-MAT team after she left, 'cause that's where I get my kid her fucking pretzels.... As if Mario Lopez's presence wasn't enough reason to avoid The Grove
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this poor creature, ill fitting dress and showing your bra, bad hair extensions tacky all over
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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:52am.
Submitted by The Machine on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:49am.
The bra straps don't bother me as much as that gdamn armband does. Does this cunt ever take it off, or has it been stuck there since 1998?
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Same bra, same armband AND same purse. If she's so hot she needs to get a sugar daddy ASAP. She's making professional golddiggers weep.
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I was thinking that too...but then I thought: it's ok, she's young (allegedly) - this is her practice run. It's the bottom rung of the ladder but she has many years of training ahead of her and we may find that she is the most elegant, devious golddigger EVER! It's important to remember that the children are our future...teach them well and let them lead the way and all that...
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Submitted by guest on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:57am.
XOs????!!!
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*speaks loudly* IT MEANS HUGS AND KISSES, GUEST...
*hands you fresh crayons*
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Submitted by The Machine on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:49am.
Yeah, that cheap ass snake thing on her upper arm is irritating and so passe!
She is NEVER going to be anything, other than someone to mock and laugh at. The both of them are tragically pathetic and in dire need of some mental help.
I am just noticing the background. They in China Town? Little Tokyo? THE FUCK!?!?
Submitted by Whamo: "Whenever they go out he's dresses like he's ready to go eat some wings at the corner bar and she's dresses like she's getting ready to accept an Oscar."
Let me fix that for ya...
"Whenever they go out he's dresses like he's ready to go eat some wings at the corner bar and she's dresses like she's getting ready to accept an AVN Award*."
There. That's better.
* Those are the porn industry's version of the "Oscars".
I'm sensuously swigging back a throat-full of voluptuous vomit after reading her terrifying tweets.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
XOs????!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Just a glimpse of these people makes my bowels start to move involuntarily.
He looks like a Harley riding wannabe dressed for his first trip to Sturgis while she looks like a drunk ho playing dressup in the Goodwill.
The thing is, if you are a virgin and then get married, you don't turn into a stripper over night. You don't start wearing revealing clothes and talk about sex non-stop including details about your first time. Every tweet, every interview makes it sound more and more like she is being untruthful and probably on drugs. She needs to go back to wear she came from.
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EEG - WORD!
Submitted by BabyDaddy on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:50am.
Sweet babyjeezus, that avie.
Her crackie snaggletooth doesn't help her aging hooker appearance.
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Submitted by The Machine on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:49am.
The bra straps don't bother me as much as that gdamn armband does. Does this cunt ever take it off, or has it been stuck there since 1998?
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Same bra, same armband AND same purse. If she's so hot she needs to get a sugar daddy ASAP. She's making professional golddiggers weep.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
M.E., I gotta a nickel that says that thing is soaked in whateverthefucksheison so that it is ingested transdermal.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
What...in the flying fuck...is wrong....with this bitch????
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Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:43am.
And can someone please explain to me why he always has that death grip on her arm in every picture where they are walking together? It's creepy.
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Because last time he let go she sat on some guys face at the Baskin Robbins.
It was a little embarrassing on their first date.
Oh and her tweet about Santa's "levitating lap" is simply disgusting!
I don't believe for one minute that this dumb ho writes those tweets, because she wouldn't know the word "levitating".
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That "girl" is going to have some serious back problems when she "gets older."
This is a Benjamin Buttons thing right? She is a teenager but looks like a Desperate Housewife of Boca Raton?
@boomsy - I think he's always got a death grip on her to hold her up because she's too drugged to walk on her own. Seriously.
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ahahahahaha such an exquisite sensuous beauty!
I swear if a man everrrrrrrr grabs my arm or leads me like that (unless he is a cop) I would unsensuously kick his balls!!!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:45am.
I am sick of her fucking bra straps! THEY MAKE BRAS FOR LOW CUT, LOW BACKED DRESSES WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She does that to jack up her small boobs in a massively padded bra. A halter strap bra would have done the same job, but she's not exactly the sharpest blowup doll in the shed.
The bra straps don't bother me as much as that gdamn armband does. Does this cunt ever take it off, or has it been stuck there since 1998?
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EEG - DAMNIT WHORE! GET OUTTA MY BRAIN!
Whenever they go out he's dresses like he's ready to go eat some wings at the corner bar and she's dresses like she's getting ready to accept an Oscar.
I take offence to this creep wearing an Amsterdam T-shirt.
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
I am sick of her fucking bra straps! THEY MAKE BRAS FOR LOW CUT, LOW BACKED DRESSES WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That arm band must have a hidden IV which pumps the meth into her bloodstream.
And can someone please explain to me why he always has that death grip on her arm in every picture where they are walking together? It's creepy.
*subtly shimmying and slightly shaking my serpant-like shaft at the sugary softness of Miss Stodden*
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011