Courtney Stodden Brings Raggedy Stripper Glamour To An Outdoor Mall

Because Courtney Stodden's whore master of a mother sold her to a has-been Hollywood actor at the age of 16, she never got to go to prom like other teenage amphibians. So the delicate lizard slut made up for lost times by buying a truly exquisite gown she found bundled into a ball at the bottom of a clearance box in the back of the Frederick's of Hollywood Outlet at the Ontario Mills. Some might've dropped the dress after reading the line "Sold As Is (mysterious bodily fluid stains, etc...)" on the tag hanging off of it, but Courtney wasn't going to let that stop her from bestowing a Classy Old Hollywood moment upon The Grove in L.A. Why do I have a sinking feeling in my colon that this is what Rosie O'Donnell's wedding pictures are going to look like? Complete with awkward "kneeing in the pussy" pose and everything.

There's a serious civil war going down on top of Courtney's head. Courtney's ashy real hair is trying to fight with her fake hair. One of Courtney's tooth is also trying to emancipate itself from her mouth. And her toes are desperately trying to break free from the clutches of her elegant silver whore heels. There's just a whole lot of uprising on Courtney. Courtney is truly the most gorgeous battlefield I've ever seen.

And here's the latest gifts to alliteration from the head writer of Pugs with Courtney Stodden Tweets:

Secret Santa: Id love to lure you in by caressing my red lips up against your rosiness as my lustrous legs lie on top of your levitating lap

Had such an erotic afternoon after being elegantly bound with whips & chains for a brand new foxy photo shoot... XOs

Tenderly trembling my tantalizing tongue up - down - & all around the sugarcoated candy-cane of Christmas! XOs

I'm calling it now. The last one is my Christmas card. Stay away, bitches.

Splash, Wenn.com

Posted by: Michael K

•

Submitted by PuddyTat on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 5:59am.

GAH! Nightmare woke me up, can't get back to sleep, and it did not involved LizardLips or her terrarium keeper. (does he hand-feed her, like other people do their lizards?) So, in perusing this train wreck to which I'm arriving late, I realized a hole in their story. He says he didn't realize she was so young. She signed up for his ONLINE acting workshop (how the hell does THAT work? Does she perform Shakespearean soliloquies to that freaking pink dog?), when she was signed up as a favour to a friend who was mutual between Doug and HER PARENTS. I'm sure at some time, the friend must have mentioned, "These friends of mine have this young daughter/teen daughter/aging ho wannabe" or something of the sort! If she was in her 20's, would she need mummy and daddy to sign her up? To okay the 'classes'?
And yeah, she was a virgin when she married, because as everyone know, sex with daddy doesn't count. Can't wait for this to flame out, and with her fuckery about buying her music since Doug isn't getting any acting roles and bringing in money, I TOTALLY believe the fuckery about the DJ who wanted them on his show, but they demanded $3 mil. (Doug claimed he was hacked, but, it sounds EXACTLY like his robo-tongued 'wife', in keeping with her declaration about Dougie not bringing home the bacon---since he's not longer vegetarian, he can eat bacon...and he's no longer doing 'goddess worship', cuz he's a KREEZTYEN now...)

Submitted by PuddyTat on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 5:57pm.

http://www.thatsallgreetings.com/I-hope-you-recognize-Santa-p/ta-196.htm

Submitted by allibaba on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 1:24pm.

Someone PLEASE post this on her Twitter...

http://bluntcard.com/launch/709.php

Submitted by didimao on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:03pm.

In that first picture she does look like she is on something. She looks stoned out of her mind. Of all of the men to marry to try to become famous, why him? He isn't that famous and he isn't even hot.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09

Submitted by PuddyTat on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:38am.

Kinda sounds like he should get a refund, esp. since he's not getting any work, and she's begging people to buy her 'music' because Dougie's not bringin' in the cash! How EVER will he keep up with her Starbucks addiction...let alone her adderall addiction, meth addiction, Vickie's Secret addiction....

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:20am.

Submitted by PuddyTat on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 2:08am.

Rick Astley? Good to see Doug and Whortney now posting here.
Start HERE: http://web.archive.org/web/20030204115402/http://www.doughutchison.com/d...
And read on. Doug's past. Two marriages, a drinking problem, pissing off Graham Greene, etc.
How much do they pay this site to keep posting them? If you didn't post them, they would go away.

**********************************

Two marriages(pshaw!), a drinking problem, pissing off Graham Greene, buying a teenager from her parents...why the hell would I want them to go away?!

♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
Hot Youtube Vid Description: "have something dumb to say ? comment and see if i give a dam !" by KayyRosee1

Submitted by bellajocko on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 8:48am.

why are they always so gray? like they are covered in a thin layer of soot? do they not look in the mirror, disgusting!

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 1:28am.

I think Doug has served his purpose of getting her name out there and she needs to get rid of him because he really brings down her stock value, however cheap that is.

Submitted by PuddyTat on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 1:01am.

"Submitted by TVannie on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:56am.

The thing is, if you are a virgin and then get married, you don't turn into a stripper over night. You don't start wearing revealing clothes and talk about sex non-stop including details about your first time. Every tweet, every interview makes it sound more and more like she is being untruthful and probably on drugs. She needs to go back to wear she came from."
___________________
NO! NONONONONONONO!!!!! WE DO NOT WANT HER BACK! NO!!!! If her mother is related to the rest of the Kellers around here, that speaks VOLUMES as to her 'character'. You know, I'm sitting here thinking about this situation, and I nearly want to cry at the manipulation of this CHILD! Her mother has been sexualizing her for EVER (she claims she got teased in school for being so pretty? BULLSHIT! Her mother didn't want CPS finding out that she dresses her daughter like a whore and encourages her to act 'sexy'!). Her mother says things about her daughter's sexuality that no mother should be saying about their TEENAGED daughter! And DOUG??? Oh, that pervy little fuck...all his porno dreams coming true, I bet! I would bet the farm (well, the house...I don't have a farm...yet), that HE is the one writing her 'sensual' tweets, because she, as we have heard in interviews, is not smart enough, erudite enough, or literate enough to write the words that come up on her tweets. Interesting she would write that Doug isn't bringing in any cash/not getting any acting work since they got married. He's TOXIC, no one will touch him! His own mother, Ashley Hutchison, won't even speak to him!!!!

Submitted by PuddyTat on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:38am.

Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 10:05pm.

If she looks like this now, what is she going to look like in 20 years time when she's 60?

Submitted by Rick Astley on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 9:59pm.

She is beautiful, gorgeous and young. Jealousy is a powerful, powerful thing.

Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 9:18pm.

Believe me, it doesn't matter if Kim Kardashian isn't big news anymore. More and more famewhores come out of the woodwork, and this Courtney Stodden is one of them.

17-year-old, PUH-LEEZE!

Submitted by salacious on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 7:25pm.

OMG is that Twitter account for real? I refuse to believe that someone would hire a ghost writer to post tweets. Well, I do now.

I think that twitter account was only created to give the Pugs' site a reason to exist.

----
"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 7:07pm.

"Xeroxing my XXX-rated Xenophobic X-tube videos while popping some Xenical and playing my Xylophone of love. XXXXXX!!!!!"

_______________________________________________

Never question Bruce Dickinson!

Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 7:01pm.

Jesus must be so proud of this good chreeestian!

Submitted by RachieZ on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 6:33pm.

Is this trick so completely coked up that she can't walk straight?

Everytime I see a photo of them together he has a vice grip on her arm.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 6:08pm.

Shauna Sand-the sequel

================================================
"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
================================================

Submitted by colt13 on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 6:06pm.

Shit My Dad Says got 18 episodes because of twitter. Couldn't you get more out of Courtney's tweets?

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 6:00pm.

Lovely - here she is wearing the requisite clear-strap bra, curtain holder/arm bracelet, and metallic stripper shoes (as opposed to the lucite pair she owns).

And WTF does he stand like a boy who needs to take a leak?

Pure ASS.

Submitted by Darth Stoner on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 5:51pm.

What are they trying to sell besides embarrassment that they will have to live down for the rest of their lives?

Just weird, man.

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 5:37pm.

Jesus, what a mess these two are!

Submitted by unemployed_bum on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 5:12pm.

I just gotta know... do these people do anything besides go shopping? Every single fucking photo is of shopping. Cheese n' rice, you have to give Victoria's Secret a few days to stock some new merchandise since you bought everything they have to offer already!

Submitted by Da Truff on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 4:48pm.

If The Edge was banging a teen stripper, I would think that he would spend enough to get one that wore a halter-strap bra when she was wearing a halter-top dress. The Edge is picky like that...

Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 4:45pm.

sorry but there's just no way this woman is anything short of 35. i bet she has a degree in english - she has to with that kind of ridiculous alliteration.

Submitted by Alix on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 3:10pm.

In that first pic, her purse looks like a grocery bag for picking up dog poop.

And please, whoever's writing her insipid tweets, back away from the thesaurus before someone gets hurt.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.

Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 3:07pm.

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 4:26pm.
--------------------------------

Who is that in your avatar??

----------------------------------------------
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:56pm.

I actually had to google these two sluts just to figure out why they're famous (rather, notorious.) I didn't know he was an actor. Courtney must be from the Kim Zolciak school of age-lying. That's a loooong 16, or however old she is.
-----------------------------------------------
"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom

Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:54pm.

I still say this bimbo is not underage.

Submitted by chinlee3 on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:37pm.

I miss Rock of Love!

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:34pm.

Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 3:19pm.

bwahaha!! Well she does! *high five*

Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:31pm.

Im bored with this two, they need a scandal or something, Courtney should marry Rob Cardashian and have a kid with him then the satanic circle would be fulfilled and the apocalypse would come.

Im surprised that Pimp mama Cris doesnt manage Courtney she sure is right up in her alley.

-------------------------------------
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:09pm.

It's fucking freezing and everyone is in a sweater and coat and she's in a dress that's way too big and she's falling out of.
I'm with boredashell and I'm starting to feel bad for her.

Notice how we never ever heard about this guy dating before her? I mean never saw him with anyone. I'm getting creepy rapist vibe from way back in the day from him now. Men that have no relationships and then show up with someone that is not their intellectual and emotional equal, like they've really got to have someone around to control....he's way not right. Worse than jerry lee.

She's weird and stupid as all hell, but I'm beginning to think she's so stupid she really doesn't know better. Doesn't get what she's done to herself at all.

Submitted by Agnostic 1 on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:10pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by Agnostic 1 on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:01pm.
Maybe he really does love this "young" girl
------------------------------------------
You know I've never really thought about it like that because it seems like such and obvious FAMEWHORING scam but maybe the guy really does love her. I mean it could happen I suppose.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That may actually have been the case in the beginning, he sometimes looked awkward & kind of embarrassed but now, he's wholeheartedly embraced fame-whoredom. Going to The Grove, really? D to Z list "Celebs" flock there because they're sure to be photographed, they don't even need to have TMZ on speed dial. Next up: Millions of Milkshakes, where they'll create a drink called "Sensuously Delusional Cherry and Vigorously Flaming Viagra Seductively Entwined with Dilaudid, Tenderly Topped with Lusciously Sprinkled Xanax Chips". Shortname: 16+51=Gross
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:00pm.

If a guy went after a 16 yo and said these things on line, the FBI would be all over that. If a 16 yo says it on line it's ok? I doubt it. You can get legal permission from you mom to marry at 16, but you can't get legal permission to do this shit. The FBI *yeah I'm serious* should have her in jail for being a pedo and him in jail for pimping someone under age.

Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:49pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:43pm.
She looks like she's ripping a fart. SEXAI

_______________________________________

Oopsie, didn't see this before I posted the same thing! Great minds...

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:45pm.

Courtney and Doug are obviously trying to be the filthiest people on earth. Maybe THEY sent the package....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RKgmEw6xZE

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:37pm.

She looks like she's lifting her leg to let out a huge fart.

Submitted by shandi on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:36pm.

Submitted by Athina on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:05pm.

I swear, that that fucker looks exactly like Corey Haim, when Corey Haim was fat and bloated near the end of his life.

*****************

That's it! I KNEW he reminded me of someone. His face, his smile, even his movements are all very similar to Corey. Weird.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:14pm.

What a dumb bitch.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:01pm.

It's like her brain has been removed and replaced with something designed by an evil villain, like a Fembot from Austin Powers, that generates inspired erotic gems like those above, but also unfortunately causes spastic facial and lip movements.

►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄ ►◄
Visit Anthony Higgins Performances on Facebook.

Submitted by Hell Belle on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:41pm.

Damn. I thought that was Mickey Rourke & some middle-aged bitch at first. My apologies to Mickey & middled-aged bitches everywhere. When is this trick going to learn some new poses? These are as old and tired as she looks.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:33pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:10pm.

Oh, we did that already, didn't we?

===============================================
LOL, I'd have to presume THAT was a rhetorical
question.

Submitted by cprincess on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:29pm.

can he get her roots done at least?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by tralala on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:26pm.

so glad to see jt leroy's still writing

LOL

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:21pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:49pm.

hell no. I always mouse over the main pic... he has the funniest names for shit.

*continues downloading*
_____________________________________________
"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:19pm.

LOL@jack ... I love MK's jpeg names ... but I usually only find that out if I wanna save them...you saving that pic for sumthin? :)

@marinara: *tips hat* That's why they call me angel;) (achally it's cuz I won't tell them my real name but you know...in the spirit of the holidays and everything...)

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:16pm.

LMFAO at the pic name "courtneylookingwindsorfashionfresh.jpeg" hahahahahahahahahahaaaa
_____________________________________________
"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:13pm.

She looks like she's ripping a fart. SEXAI