The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 6th!
December 7, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
“Sorry for this, folks. I’m dyslexic, and couldn’t figure out whether the creche purchase order for the figurines said “Santa” or “Satan”; so I figured I’d better cover my bases.” – WTFOMGLOL
Runners-up:
You’d better watch out, better not cry, better not pout, we’re telling you why… because Santa’s sadistic demon friend will drag you to hell, that’s why! – faux_0
Even the demonic forces in Hell couldn’t resist standing in line for the Black Friday $2 waffle iron. – Sluttsville
Since Rudolph’s red nose turned out to be a cancerous tumor, Santa looks for a replacement to lead his sleigh. – burpfartsneeze
via Linzer Perchten (Thanks Roger)
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