Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago. The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and – if it is – how it will be spun. (Blind Gossip)
Pimp Mama Kris lit this shit on fire again when she whored out an excerpt from her book where she wrote about passing her poon to a producer named "Ryan" (not Gaycrest) while she was married to Robert Kardashian. Kris had this affair a year before Khloe made the small woodland creatures scatter by letting out her first roar. So the dates add up.As Khloe looks out her bedroom window and sings "Soooooooomewhereeeeeeee out beneath the pale mooonliiiight," Knobby the Sasquatch (aka "Ryan") is howling out the same song while sitting on top of a mountain perch. I really hope that Maury, E! and the Discovery Channel are working on a Kardashian Paternity Special Spectacular.
People break up and get back together all the time. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn’t.
Then there’s the case of these two good-looking people. They have both been on TV regularly, but in two very different roles. They were together. Then then broke up. Now they’re together again. Did they work things out? Is it true love after all? Nope. She’s pregnant. And, with all his other troubles, the thought of being a husband and a father is more than he can bear right now. But he’ll play along until he figures a way out of this.
No wonder he’s been such a jerk lately. Then again, scratch that “lately” part. He’s just a jerk. In fact, she has a reputation for being a bitch, and he has a reputation for being an asshole. So maybe they are perfect for each other. (Blind Gossip)
Kristin Calamariwhatever and Jay CUNTler?
This could be very awkward. This pair of celebrity couples are best friends. They hang out all the time. Each member of the celebrity couple is actually a celebrity. One married couple features an A list comedian and the other celebrity couple features an A list television host. So, what happens when the husband of the television host is sleeping with the wife of the A list comedian? Can they still hang out? What about the new project the comedian and the host are working on together? Will that still happen? Do they know? Apparently not yet. (CDAN)
Two options:1. Kelly Ripa (A list television host), Mark Consuelos, Jerry Seinfeld (A list comedian) and Jessica Seinfeld?
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2. Kathie Lee Gifford (A list television host), Frank Gifford, Joel McHale (A list comedian) and his wife?
The second one is just my wishful thinking making a #2.
Which C-list actor – best-known for co-starring in a popular blockbuster comedy franchise and who now does mainly voice-over work – doesn’t accept his cross-dressing brother-in-law? The tiny funnyman wasn’t amused when his bride’s sibling showed up in a dress and heels to their wedding so they made him change into a suit and tie! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
It's hard for me to guess, because the space in my head is currently being taken up by the image of Miss Lawrence from RHoA snapping all over this blind item.
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The fact that Khloe The Bastardian's bum has been photoshopped into oblivion has not gone unnoticed either.
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 7:21pm.
FYI Kim isn't spelled C-I-M, it's C-U-N-T. Just helping you out there All.
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Im sick of the letter K so CUNT sounds good!
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Dare I say Khloe looked great with red hair?
And on their stupid TV show, didn't Kim once complain about being known for her sex tape, and Khloe said to her, 'Well, maybe you should've kept your legs closed, then?'
She is the only one with an independent personality, whatever else you may think of her. Giving her a DNA test to confirm who her mother was was not only stupid, but I'm surprised any of those morons bought it. Paternity DNA can be proved with a sibling test that does not involve exhumation! Proving that Khloe is PMK's was a stupidly ridiculous waste of money, time and energy. With three samples to test, it's not hard to prove whether Khloe averages a 25% share or a 50% share with the other three.
I wonder if Evil Cupcake, Dog And Allessandra (and a few others) realize how much of this thread they wasted with their petty fighting?
Take it to the Open Post, that's what ti is for so you don't hijack other threads, you selfish people!
(and don't bother answering me, I won't be reading.
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I don't even know these whore's names. I used to pretend I was switched at birth and that my real family had horses. Unfortunately, I look like the rest of family. Pity.
I agree with the guess for BI1. When the Kardashians were little especially, Kim and Kourtney looked like two little Armenians (they still do) while Khloe looked like a little Irish baby.haha And I notice too that Kourtney, Kim, and Rob share a lot of the same features, and Khloe shares NONE at all!
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
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I agree with the guess for BI1. When the Kardashians were little especially, Kim and Kourtney looked like two little Armenians (they still do) while Khloe looked like a little Irish baby.haha And I notice too that Kourtney, Kim, and Rob share a lot of the same features, and Khloe shares NONE at all!
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
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Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:09am.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:03am.
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Because I hate them so much therefor I write their name with a C instead of a K to be spitefull.
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FYI Kim isn't spelled C-I-M, it's C-U-N-T. Just helping you out there All.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:03am.
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Because I hate them so much therefor I write their name with a C instead of a K to be spitefull.
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FYI Kim isn't spelled C-I-M, it's C-U-N-T. Just helping you out there All.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Reposting for Duran.
It's totally Khloe.
http://punchbowlblog.com/2009/11/30/when-they-were-young-the-kardashians...
I am starting to agree on this Khloe being Bruce's kid scenario. Bruce was probably still married at the time, so PMK stayed with Kardashian and had band-aid baby Rob.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
@Duran
Well u obviously got the Ginger gene from grandma, where did khloe get the Sasquatch gene from? I kid I kid, but seriously where did her looks come from. I need to see some pics of her grandparents.
Rob, Kourtney and Kim have the same
features and coloring. If Khloe is Bruce's
who cares? My mom has black eyes and hair
and mt dad is a blue eyed blonde and I'm
A green eyed red head...so was my grandma.
If this is a scandal, Kris K will exploit
it, but it's not a big deal!
I swear Khloe has none of her dad's features. I know genetics are weird sometimes but c'mon. How you have 3 kids that strongly resemble each other and the one oddball that doesn't.
Submitted by sweet_b on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:26pm.
That would be hilarious. I can see the Braxton sisters being disturbed by PMK, and Mama Braxton not tolerating any backtalk from the Kartrashian bimbos.
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I know this is off topic....But I used to watch the Kardashians (I know, I'm ashamed to admit it) but I think it's just HORRIBLE the foul language they use and the way those kids speak to their mom and Bruce. And I know that PMK is majorly to blame for allowing this to go on. But my goodness they are some disrepectful kids...they need to spend a day with the Braxton's mom so she can slap the piss out of them...although Kim would enjoy so maybe she should just knuckle punch her instead
Jessica Seinfeld is a celebrity? Who the fk is that and what does she do besides bang Jerry Seinfeld?
Well we now know that the sense of humor and personality gene that Khloe got came from her father's side, and it explains why all the others are equally dull
I'm sad to admit I know this but they covered the "Khloe isn't a Kardashian" storyline on Keeping Up with the Kardasians a couple years ago. I don't think she ever really looked at the results though.
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I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again.
Awe, poor Chewbacca :( But don't feel too bad for her, sluts; I'm sure PMK gave her a new shiny object to play with and nuts from the latest victim she castrated to nom nom on, so she's just fine ;)
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
I actually wonder if "Ryan" was really Bruce too. Not only would it explain the later kids' resemblance, but it would explain the weird disparity between Kris claiming that she was having this torrid fling that led to her divorce, and the fact that she married Bruce the very next year.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:38pm.
... except when the mother openly admits to having fucked around 9-12 months before the birth of the kid who looks different... people tend to do the math.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:56pm.
Evil, that's great. That sort of thing warms my cold dead heart. There are still some good people left.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:42pm.
It is nice when stuff works out like that. I remember once leaving my purse in a cart at Target, and when I got home was horrified that my purse was gone. Right when I started to freak out, my home phone rang and it was the Target manager saying this couple had my purse, and would not give it to them, and would only give it to me. I raced back as soon as I could, but traffic at that time of night was a nightmare! Anyway, those people were there, an hour later, waiting for me with my purse. They said they did not trust the manager or anyone else with it. I tried to give them some money, but they refused! They were so nice, just like you Dog, for giving that money back.
I have never found anything like money or valuables, but if I did, I would try to locate the owner OR donate the unclaimed $ to a charity if the rightful person cannot be found.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:50pm.
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I just dont get why, so what if I spell it Cim? you said it makes me look stupid, you were a cunt, and then when I fight back I am always made out to be the bad girl...
I didnt chase you through threads, I look through all threads all the time on here.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:29pm.
Time for some revenge Khloe, ruin that family!
Other than having some of PMK's fame whore genes, she does seem to be the only one in that family that has a little bit of sense. I do feel a little sorry for her, she always gets the bad end of the stick it seems.
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So basically Chloe is a better person because she isnt really a Cardashian, it actually makes sense.
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In a not so terribly serious way, yes.
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Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:46pm.
Get over yourself, will you? FFS, I said something to you referencing what you were saying, not the kind of person you are. Although I'm rapidly changing that assessment as well. Move on already. I'm sure you're a nice person, and I've never had any issues with you except for that one post HOURS AGO, and you're still harping on it. You called me all sorts of names in response and have been chasing me through the threads since then. Are you done yet? Christ!
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"Kris had this affair a year before Khloe made the small woodland creatures scatter by letting out her first roar"
God, that hilarious! Michael, you've outdone yourself this time... :)
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:42pm.
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I just realised who you are, we even talked before (nicely) I was actually nice to you and clicked on your links and told you that you are doing a great job, and thats how you respond weeks later by making fun because I make fun of Cim...wow.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
One married couple features an A list comedian and the other celebrity couple features an A list television host.
Obviously it'sJerry Seinfeld and Regis Philburn!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:11pm.
I often think a lot is done out of spite too. Yes, the stealing part to gain some small amount of cash, but the destruction and inconvenience is done out of anger, jealousy and spite. Not that they necessarily know the person, but are angry just because.
That is so nice that you go out of your way to try and return things to the victims. You truly are an angel!
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I found $40 in the cash machine tray at the grocery store. I gave it to the manager and was shocked to find days later that the man had come back for it and the manager had actually returned it.
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I come from a large family and some of us look nothing alike - different eye, skin and hair colors and the feature of the opposite parents.
And some children don't look like either parent! You don't have to look like your full siblings to be their full sibling. Genetics don't work that way.
Stop over-analysing!
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Hmmm...but Khloe looks exactly like Rob, so that whole thing is confusing. Maybe Pimp Mama went back for seconds, and along came Rob? Which would explain why he's a much better dancer than Kim. (actually it doesn't really explain it at all, I'm grasping) :)
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:11pm.
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You actually really return stuff?? thats really nice of ya, why are there only very few good poeple outthere?!?!
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:29pm.
Time for some revenge Khloe, ruin that family!
Other than having some of PMK's fame whore genes, she does seem to be the only one in that family that has a little bit of sense. I do feel a little sorry for her, she always gets the bad end of the stick it seems.
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So basically Chloe is a better person because she isnt really a Cardashian, it actually makes sense.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:11pm.
I often think a lot is done out of spite too. Yes, the stealing part to gain some small amount of cash, but the destruction and inconvenience is done out of anger, jealousy and spite. Not that they necessarily know the person, but are angry just because.
That is so nice that you go out of your way to try and return things to the victims. You truly are an angel!
Time for some revenge Khloe, ruin that family!
Other than having some of PMK's fame whore genes, she does seem to be the only one in that family that has a little bit of sense. I do feel a little sorry for her, she always gets the bad end of the stick it seems.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:08pm.
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I dont know why you think that I am trying to start shit with you, I want to get on with you.
And you say that peeps have difficulties with me, but thats cuz people expect me to remain silent when I get picked on wich will never happen.
And I am never ignored, as you could clearly see on here.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:53am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:47am.
Thanks Angel! That's awful to have so much crime around! I just don't get people. I HATE thieves!
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Yeah, it sucks but that's kinda our city theme. SO much thievery. I hate it too - it always so petty and causes way more upset in the victim's life than the thief gets profit - that's why I always try to return stuff if I can becuz I know (having been there, myself) these people are gonna have to be replacing ID, finding phone numbers, looking for documents...I mean, how much more greedy and inconsiderate can a person be? (and trust - it's 99 percent NOT desperation, just greed)
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Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:02pm.
I AM FUCKING MEAN!
You have made your point, now move on. I said have a nice day, and that should have been that.
If you do not want to be civil to me, then don't. No one is forcing you to. I am not on this board to kiss ass with you or anyone else.
It would seem since everyone else is now ignoring you, you are now trying to start a war with me, and today YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT.
Now let it alone! Move on. HAVE A GOOD DAY!
*presses ignore button*
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:39am.
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I feel like you have been mean today, and a couple of other times, but I am not saying anything because like I said, I respect what you did.
You are one of the few I would like to get on with, but I wont stay civil forever.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:59am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:35am.
{{HUGS}}
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{{HUGS}}
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I'm sure Khloe's parentage has been an open secret in the family for years. She was probably asking Kris why she was so big and pale compared to K + K in grade school.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by sweet_b on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:46am.
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I agree that Cim, does try to look as less Armenian as possible hence why the laser hair removal on her hairline. I find that so sad, adn the she always acts like she is soo proud of her heritage.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:47am.
Thanks Angel! That's awful to have so much crime around! I just don't get people. I HATE thieves!
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:49am.
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I am the troll?? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU START ON ME?? answer that? you are the fucking troll.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
um, i could not give a poop about these girls (or a pee either) but...i feel bad for Khloe. of all the vapid self-centered fame whore bitches on that show, she was the only one i even kinda had a soft spot for.
so sue me!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:39am.
That is one whacked-out troll! Just wow.
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O - It's KIM! In my head I was saying Sim.
((HUGS)) for E_C too, OMG...I live downtown and it's practically my JOB to return shit to people. I find had bags with all their shit lying around it - makeup, papers, keys...and cars get broken into - your story just reminded me of this guy last year - I found a HUGE pile of his shit in the lane, half buried in snow (I know, I'm a saint) but the thing was - that was the loaner car they smashed cuz HIS car had just been broken into and wasn't fixed yet...I just don't understand people. If you're going to rob, rob the RICH! They're insured up the yin yang, FFS! They can take it! Leave the rest of us alone...it's just common sense GAH!
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So funny because while Khloe does everything in her power to look Armenian (which she clearly is NOT)...Kim is so desperately trying to knife it away. Why I don't know? I've been to Armenia and the women are beautiful they all look like Kourtney and are all super short like her too. Yes I think Kourtney is beautiful but only when she doesn't wear make-up. Out of the 3 she has the most natural beauty....I have seen Kim with no make-up on and let me tell you all those years of wearing that stripper smoky eye makeup has taken it's toll on her eyes cuz bitch looks like a hungover racoon.
Yes Khloe is the illegitimate child but i'm going to agree and say that I think Bruce is the daddy cuz she looks big and boxy like his other daughter that you never see...hmmmm