Lindsay Lohan will unveil her nappy dugout (as shot by Playboy) on Ellen a week from tomorrow, but somebody has already leaked the cover. The way they took that picture makes it look like they’re about to do a line of the wrong stuff off of it, which weirdly enough is what most Lohans will use their copy for. “Baby, I think I just snorted your nipple up! Hehehee!” is going to come out of the mouth of a Lohan more times than it should this holiday season. Cover your ears, Nana Lohan.
And let’s all bow our heads to mourn the computers that gave their lives to Photoshop this cover.