Wednesday, December 7th 2011
Behold, What The Power Of Photoshop Can Do
Lindsay Lohan will unveil her nappy dugout (as shot by Playboy) on Ellen a week from tomorrow, but somebody has already leaked the cover. The way they took that picture makes it look like they're about to do a line of the wrong stuff off of it, which weirdly enough is what most Lohans will use their copy for. "Baby, I think I just snorted your nipple up! Hehehee!" is going to come out of the mouth of a Lohan more times than it should this holiday season. Cover your ears, Nana Lohan.
And let's all bow our heads to mourn the computers that gave their lives to Photoshop this cover.
via ONTD
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Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:23pm.
I don't know what it is about this girl, but I just want to screw her brains out! I think she is hot, the same way that I think slutty hookers are hot. I'd slam it, then spank her face with my wang and spit in her face. Then, I would tell her that I'm madly in love with her and hug her real tight. Then I'd slap her in the face for being a whore, and masturbate violently with my tears and her blood from the slap. Finally, I'd have to marry her. Merry Christmas!
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Not funny, so not funny!!!
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
I think we are all underestimating how clever it was of Hugh to get Lindsay on the cover. Think about it - she is a train wreck, this is about as low as she has gone, all eyes are on her, therefore everyone suddenly remembers that Playboy exists, which will increase their sales in the future. They probably got paid to release this preview. People want to see it because they want it to be bad!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a level 4 fog alert for next week. The release of Lilo's crotch photos is expected to send a cloud of toxic old-fish smells streaming into the atmosphere nation-wide.
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I guarantee that this will be a poor selling issue. There will be a fair number of initial sales (curious people), but it will drop off bigtime once people see how disgusting she is. I hope they didn't pay her much; whores shouldn't be paid much...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Kandy......I like you.
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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.
Team Bush. Albeit, a nicely maintained one, but seriously... the 9 year-old girl look is just gross.
And, what upsets me most about Lindsay is that she was the prettiest and most talented of all those girls of her generation. Now Jessica Simpson is a half-billionaire and Nicole Richie has a successful business and seeming happy family while LiLo is a washed up, 47 year-old looking crack ho. What a waste!
I don't know what it is about this girl, but I just want to screw her brains out! I think she is hot, the same way that I think slutty hookers are hot. I'd slam it, then spank her face with my wang and spit in her face. Then, I would tell her that I'm madly in love with her and hug her real tight. Then I'd slap her in the face for being a whore, and masturbate violently with my tears and her blood from the slap. Finally, I'd have to marry her. Merry Christmas!
This looks like some 'sit and be fit' shit for crack whores. If you have to strain to pose in a chair, you know your body's ATP has been replaced with PCP.
How many do you think Lindsay will buy? 10 thous? I can already see them collecting dust at mama Lohan's house.
That bunny chair is nasty.
Ironic that Hef would choose a 'bunny' as the icon for his creepy flesh peddling.
Die Hef. DIE.
I think all photographers should refuse to take pictures of her as long as she has that disgusting blonde hair.
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They can't succeed in taking my inner peace
They can say all they wanna say about me
But I'm gonna carry on
I'm gonna keep on singing my song
I just googled Demi's picture, and don't ask me why, but I always thought that was a photoshoped pic....it never occurred to me that something like that could be real!
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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.
Borgqueen, all I could think about reading down the comments about vags(?) is where is Borgqueen with Demi's famous megabush? Are we sure she isn't a Kardashian?
I think if you plan on having sex with anyone under age 30, a shaved or very closing trimmed bush is a must. Almost every guy I've slept with save 2 made explicit request that I be shaved before we do the thing...and come to think of it,most of the guys I've been with shave theirs in the beginning of the relationship without me ever expressing a wish for them to do so. It's just what's in nowadays I guess...
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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Bash on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 5:56pm.
Uh, it is natural. If nature made it, it's natural.
Just because something is deemed unpleasant or disgusting doesn't make it unnatural. Similarly, getting a landing strip or a Brazilian wax isn't "natural" just because it's societally approved.
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Women have been shaving their pubes since the ancient Egyptians. I'm a fan of a well-trimmed beav. I got a Brazilian once and it hurt like all fuck and I'll never do it again (sorry, future husband...not happening).
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Team bush. Wether it's natural (with the underside and ass waxed) (if you're going to do nude photography although maybe it's a good idea to leave the ass alone since I'm not sure that that many ppl want to see the hole) or just a trimmed landing strip.
I assume that back in the days it was erotic enough for a woman in playboy to wear underwear that was see thru because you could see the bush. Nowadays, because there is no hair, they have to open their legs or just do something else to turn the reader on.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Why is Playboy still trying to make her "happen"? Talk about being out-of-touch.
Let's move on, shall we?
My breast are natural and they don't sag like that. I thought that maybe, if someones breast were to get a little too saggy, they could get a surgery to lift them just a little bit instead of going the full blown hard as a rock route...
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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:16pm.
It looks better groomed imho. & kittehs should never smell like a tuna boat.
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What if it smells like a Tuna sammich?
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 8:35pm.
I don't understand why she doesn't just get a little surgery to lift those boobies just a little, it would do so much for her. Are the only choices long boobs or plastic boobs?
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Because natural breasts have a bit of sag. I don't know if she got implants but they look very natural now.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Barf. Poor Marilyn must be rolling over.
Submitted by Bash on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 5:56pm.
Uh, it is natural. If nature made it, it's natural.
Just because something is deemed unpleasant or disgusting doesn't make it unnatural. Similarly, getting a landing strip or a Brazilian wax isn't "natural" just because it's societally approved.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I don't understand why she doesn't just get a little surgery to lift those boobies just a little, it would do so much for her. Are the only choices long boobs or plastic boobs?
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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 7:13pm.
@ SANS FARDS
Behold, Demi Moore bush photo:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1617/742/1600/demi%20bush.jpg?force=1
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Whoa holy bush, Demetria! it's like the Amazon rainforest up in there. I'd imagine that doesn't smell so nice.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Realdolls look more realistic than this.
Oh heck. Blow-up dolls even look more life-like than this cokey trick on this cover.
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Behold, Demi Moore bush photo:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1617/742/1600/demi%20bush.jpg?force=1
who da fuq tbought this was a brilliant idea?? shit, I'd pay a million half for her to put some clothes on (if I had it)
Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 3:38pm.
For all those longing for the days of natural bush being displayed in Playboy, I am now returning to my favorite avatar of Demi Moore's 1970s bush.
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Oh shit girl, THAT'S what that is? I thought that was a blurred out thing or something...you're telling me that's pubes? Creeping Jesus on a cracker, what the hell is my life?
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
The problem with "natural bush" it isn't natural!!! It's absolutely disgusting. Who really knows what else is living in there?????
Keeping the REAL in Gossip!
How did this thread turn into a conversation about retro and current va-jay-jay styles? Only on dlisted (shaking head fondly . . . )
Everytime I look at the new "centerfolds" I feel like bathing in gasoline because those girls are old enough to be my daughter (barely 18) they ALL have fake basketball boobies and none of them have any pubic hair, which freaks me out.
Sorry to hear that, that's what us straight men call, IDEAL and mouthwatering.......
Keeping the REAL in Gossip!
"Dies at Nappy dugout."
that's from mostoffensive video, the ghetto spoofs on charlie brown...
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
If that's a picture from the playboy spread it looks as trashy as she always is........nuff time wasted o. This B!
Well, Lilo went from a 3 to a 6 bu getting her teeth done. Providing she shaves that beaver clean everyday I'll move her to a 7. And if she can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt she's never had an STD, I won't take any points away.
Keeping the REAL in Gossip!
I wouldn't be surprised if she insisted on coming up with the photo shoots herself, using a ping-pong paddle placed over her crotch while she lifts her leg on the table, putting her lips on the pong balls. You know this is as "brilliant" as she gets.
60 grit garnet paper skin
And this is supposed to revive her career?
For all those longing for the days of natural bush being displayed in Playboy, I am now returning to my favorite avatar of Demi Moore's 1970s bush.
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Live Long and Prosper!!
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:06pm.
The bushes of old Playboy looked so much better. Most of the girls in PB today look like defective Armenian Barbie knockoffs. And they were their natural color, too, mostly. Non of this cheeto dust shit.
*edited for all kinds of grammar shit
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I wonder how modern Playboy readers would react if the mag came out with a random issue of just pretty, normal looking girls. No implants, no Brazilians, no Photoshop. Would they be disgusted since what you described above has become the norm?
*Should have been a psych major*
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 3:12pm.
Nobody puts a Dyke truck driver in the corner!!!
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ahahahah this is cute. LESBYTERIANNN!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:56pm.
Whooaaaaa someone is a HUUUUUGGGGEEE Dyke truck driver!!!
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But how did you know???
Nobody puts a Dyke truck driver in the corner!!!
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
I love Ellen but shame on her.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Can we officially consider Hef senile now, since he put THIS out?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by StillaVllyGrl on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:35pm.
Her facial expression...she looks like she doesn't know where she is.
Which could be entirely true
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That was my first thought too. She looks vacant and almost scared. It is an odd cover shot.
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Don't most Playboy covers look that way? I think thats the look they go for, The lost, vacant look.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:35pm.
Her facial expression...she looks like she doesn't know where she is.
Which could be entirely true.
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That was my first thought too. She looks vacant and almost scared. It is an odd cover shot.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 2:27pm
Hohan is fit only to be gracing the cover of Field and Stream, Psychology Today, or Modern Dog Magazine
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:46pm.
I hope there's no scratch and sniff pics. *getting queasy*
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ROTFLMAO Manimal!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE HATE FISH.
God damn this computer.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
There isn't a computer in the world powerful enough to Photoshop some sex appeal on this girl.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.