The True Beauty Of The Voight Family Bloomed On The Red Carpet Last Night
The In the Land of Blood and Honey had its premiere in NYC last night and just when I was about to type that all these events are solely set up so that St. Angie can show off her vast collection of funeral dresses previously worn by a Golden Girl, the breath from my fingertips was taken by this parbaked meteor of LIPS, BROWS, CORNEAS and HAIRLINE!! crashing onto my screen. James Haven took a break from playing evil tricks on the LazyTown kids, to bring his girlfriend (???) to his lesser than sister's premiere last night. Yes, Mr. & Mrs. Pitt were also there last night (Mr. Pitt is as excited about this movie as I am), but who cares about them when we have James Haven!
James Haven looks like the kind of freak who has been banned from every library for shutting the books on his dick in the aisles. James always has an expression on his face like his peen is in the process of getting smashed (and he doesn't mind it at all) or he just got caught sniffing your armpits while you were taking a nap. We need more of him in this world.
In other highly important news, after weeks of walking by Supercuts' "$15 for a wash & blow" sign, Brad Pitt FINALLY took them up on their offer.
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You just know Angie sleeps hanging by her toes from a door frame.
angies arms and hands creep me out....
BTW, howcum brad honey, the beard is so gray and your head hair is so youthful
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:38am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:35am.
You dirty birdy, how DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE you speak that way about our beloved James Haven!
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I think he's giving it to her as we speak! BAWAHAAA!
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That's it. You are officially out of my will!
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Girlfriend? I thought he was gay.
I'm wondering if AJ looks like him without make-up, they have very similar features. Why is she wearing a christmas tree tinsel around her neck?
James Haven and Angie look like twins to me.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:35am.
You dirty birdy, how DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE you speak that way about our beloved James Haven!
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I think he's giving it to her as we speak! BAWAHAAA!
I can't decide if his hair looks more like the fur on a stuffed animal or the peach fuzz on a newborn. Peach fuzz on a newborn stuffed animal?
Finally, some real glamour. James Haven, we miss you. Please phone home.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:31am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:23am.
Hold up a sec. Why are there no pics of our beloved James Haven with his skank of a sister???
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They are obviously very conscious of THE FACT he's FUCKING her but they don't want to remind the rest of the world THEY ARE STILL FUCKING.
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You dirty birdy, how DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE you speak that way about our beloved James Haven!
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:23am.
Hold up a sec. Why are there no pics of our beloved James Haven with his skank of a sister???
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They are obviously very conscious of THE FACT he's FUCKING her but they don't want to remind the rest of the world THEY ARE STILL FUCKING.
"Got caught sniffing your armpits while you were taking a nap"
I literally laughed so loud I was just asked to leave class for being disruptive.
L-O-fucking-L.
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There's nothing nice in my head - the adult world took it all away.
Dammit, we need a James Haven post, where are you???? Brad Pitts profile is stunning!!
hmm...Brad looks "refreshed"
So, do you think she told everyone in the family that they needed to wear black?
Angie is starting to look old! . . . Which just highlights how retouched those Newsweek photos are.
ha ha look at Angie making fake BFF's with Brad's Mom, who we KNOW is a Jen Hen.
Take a good look at Mr Pitt, that's what Shiloh will look like when she finally has her secks change
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
Brad Pitt looks so effin good!!! Don't sleep on Supercuts...those hos are talented!
IT'S PRECIOUS!!!
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BROWS CORNEAS HAIRLINE!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
$15 for a wash and blow!! hahahaa!!!!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Hold up a sec. Why are there no pics of our beloved James Haven with his skank of a sister???
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James Haven is gorgeous--he's a male Angelina, really. I think he should shave his head and let it shine--he'd be a smokin' hot little baldie.
James Haven looks like he should be eating bugs while protecting Angie's lair.
So it only takes a shower and a shave to make Brad Pitt hot again? Bitch.
Mk, how the hell do you come up with lines like "James Haven looks like the kind of freak who has been banned from every library for shutting the books on his dick in the aisles." ??
Ha ha ha ......ha ha ha...
JHaven and his GF look like they just escaped from their dungeon where they have not seen sunlight for years, and his GF's orange body and white face is pure comedy.
Brad looks good, he is the type of person who has this man-boy thing going on his whole life and all of a sudden he starts to look old. Its awkward to look at him, he is old, wrinkled yet he does not seem to have a mature manly personality like Carey Grant or even Clooney (yeah , I know!).
Man-boys like Brad never develop that man of the world persona. I bet he is still like a college kid who brings out the bong when mood strikes and starts and ends conversations with 'Oh Man..!", like a kid 30 years younger than him does.
JAMES HAVEN COME BACK TO US! WE MISS YOU!!! XOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
Brad is looking hot.
James Haven is scaaaaaaary.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Brad's mommy probably made him take a bath so people would stop trying to give him change and offering him sandwiches.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Love JH too!! <3 And his date looks cute, like a young Jodie Foster. I'm still holding out for a Haven-Aniston union though. Only a union that sacred can bring down the Brange-Maddox evil empire!! :P
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
*sends up Bat Signal and waves Cherry Fruit Rollups*
Paging James Haven!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brad's looking hot again.
Dog, right?! We loves us our James Haven!
"he just got caught sniffing your armpits while you were taking a nap."
OH BABY!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ugh Angie again? *patiently waits for James haven*
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
He needs to fix his teeth and get some hair.
James Haven Voight...We should be using his full name because this guy flat out looks like a serial killer. I'm truly fucking scared looking into those eyes. Gaaaahh!
yipes.
his dad's genes are kicking in.
my condolences.
looks like a serial killer, in particular the ones that enjoy eating their victims or keeping their corpses in the basement/backyard.
OMG OMG is James Haven gonna grace us with his presence?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Slap a lace front on him & there's Angie.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
LaChay, I think we can forgive him for passing us by last night. Dang, I really miss his hilarious comments and how every one of us grovels when he arrives. HAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!
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James Haven looks like the kind of freak who has been banned from every library for shutting the books on his dick in the aisles.
Oh, the mental pics this just conjured up!
*dies laughing*
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Lol, Dog, we conjured him up! Hopefully he'll comment.
I hope James joins us later to give us the real dirt.
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven! SM00CHES!
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