The True Beauty Of The Voight Family Bloomed On The Red Carpet Last Night
The In the Land of Blood and Honey had its premiere in NYC last night and just when I was about to type that all these events are solely set up so that St. Angie can show off her vast collection of funeral dresses previously worn by a Golden Girl, the breath from my fingertips was taken by this parbaked meteor of LIPS, BROWS, CORNEAS and HAIRLINE!! crashing onto my screen. James Haven took a break from playing evil tricks on the LazyTown kids, to bring his girlfriend (???) to his lesser than sister's premiere last night. Yes, Mr. & Mrs. Pitt were also there last night (Mr. Pitt is as excited about this movie as I am), but who cares about them when we have James Haven!
James Haven looks like the kind of freak who has been banned from every library for shutting the books on his dick in the aisles. James always has an expression on his face like his peen is in the process of getting smashed (and he doesn't mind it at all) or he just got caught sniffing your armpits while you were taking a nap. We need more of him in this world.
In other highly important news, after weeks of walking by Supercuts' "$15 for a wash & blow" sign, Brad Pitt FINALLY took them up on their offer.
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I thought that was PEE WEE Herman at first.
check out more pics of thsi freakshow.... http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
I see Angies real love is there...Holly.
Why no pics of Angie and James standing next to each other?... Afraid they wont be able to contain the body heat, raw sexual energy.. or keep their tongues in their mouths!
And she's so phony with Jane Pitt. What's up with the frowns in every pic ... the only one smiling at ALL is Jane. She's probably the best actor up there!
James Haven is ugly as shit. Angie must've dragged him with her when she had the nose tweaked - to match his.
Why cant we get a big family group shot of the Pitts & Haven? No love there. Funny how Jolie never discusses her brother in any interviews ... spoke about daddy but bypasses the brother now. Hmmm. Brad must still have that "jealous of the ex boyfriend" mentality towards him.
ihearthaters - was Comingback all about basement bats and lower chats?
I miss those posts.
with a good drag make over he could be a better-looking Angie than the original.
At least his nose and lips look more natural than hers.
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"his ass looks like tiny people carrying torches up a snowy mountain cap." - MK
UGH, where do I start.
James Haven ease up on the eye lifts. They only go so far.
Angie prob promised the Sr. Pitts xmas if they showed support for this shitfest. Or they have given in to famewhoring and a nice retirement from their son.
Brad phased out the gray, but his face still reads:"Smelling my farts and liking it"
If you look at thumbnail 16 without maximizing it, just look at it in the row of them, Skankelina looks like a tree frog with her hand up like that.
I have a hope deep down inside that our DL James Haven is the real James <3 Please don't disappear forever like Commingback!!!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
JAMES HAVEN SHOW US YOUR PUSSY
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Such an off-putting, disturbing face. Smelling armpits indeed.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Uh, ain't we missing someone?
Where is Big Daddy Voigt?
I'll wait over here to be corrected by various links...
And the Pitt Men appear to completely and utterly over it.
Once again, BP appears to me like a tired circus animal, performing a familiar routine.
Jon Voight has really strong genes. Why does nobody have his last name?
I take it the chick in thumbnail 6 is JH's beard?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Do you think they stand together in the mirror at home and practice that "gazing into the light" pose before every event? I do.
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"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
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James Haven used to be a frequent Dlisted slut. I guess the pressure to keep referring to yourself in the 3rd person became to much. He should have worn a trendy hat.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
homosexual brad pitt's micro-pinga!
http://www.omgblog.com/images/2009/brad-pitt-nude-07-thumb.bmp
Where the fuck is James Haven???? Can somebody find him before I take hostages?
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Submitted by Datura on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:03am.
Genetics are so bizarre. JH has all of Angie Jo's prized facial features, but they look so offputting on a man.
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Exactly! He should be freaking HOT but (to me at least) he kinda looks like one of those disturbed stalker types.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
I have yet to see one picture of Brad Pitt where he looks even remotely excited about this. If he were such a great boyfriend you'd think he'd be proud and over the moon about his girlfriend's "accomplishment". Not sure stealing the story and trying to pass it off as your own is an accomplishment. I guess that's for the lawyers to decide. Still, Brad looks like he is minutes away from getting a root canal. You'd think he'd at least try to fake some excitement.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:06am.
*pretends to be James Haven*
*licks dry lips*
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Okay, let's see here. He's obviously wearing a horrible toopaay. His teef are ready for that big aluminum vampire bite, and those round red eyes. Camera, ready, action!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AJ is going to play Kay Scarpetta??? WTF! That is wrong on way too many levels to contemplate. BAAAAAAAAAAAD casting.
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Submitted by Datura on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:03am.
Genetics are so bizarre. JH has all of Angie Jo's prized facial features, but they look so offputting on a man.
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But they got matching nose jobs, fact. And now he is getting work done to look just like her. This is one mentally ill family.
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:03am.
Genetics are so bizarre. JH has all of Angie Jo's prized facial features, but they look so offputting on a man.
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So true!!!
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Use the sun.. it's free.
He must be part vampire.
why no pictures of james haven and angelina standing together...i suppose that's entirely too much beauty to be contained in one picture...
on the other hand, brad is looking better than usual...he must have gotten himself a facial...and a bath...
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Roseanne Barr
I think James is a lot more inneresting than Angelina as a performer :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
At least he picks more interesting projects...
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Snowpeen, YOU DON'T SPEAK FOR ME!!!!!!!!!
Oh, FFS! Only Skankelina would call a debate over the death penalty "fun".
http://www.celebitchy.com/195806/angelina_jolie_brad_disagree_about_the_...
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JAMES! WE WILL SHOW YOU OUR TITS IF YOU COME OUT AND PLAY (like he wants to see our tits, Jack, back off, the offer is not tranferable!)
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
@Datura: Trudat. He doesn't wear make up either and I'm thinking he's prolly never had any surgery. And you know - he doesn't wear a dress or flash his boobies either so....
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James Haven looks... off. Like the elevator doesn't go to the top floor. Does the man have a job?
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Genetics are so bizarre. JH has all of Angie Jo's prized facial features, but they look so offputting on a man.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
JAMES HAVEN!!!
Where the hell are you!?
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*drums fingers*
WHERE IS JAMES HAVEN. Impatient bitches are impatient.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
*mutilated body parts in freezer*
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
JH looks like David Gest pre-op and without glasses.
Poor thing
Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto. - Vera Donovan
did st. angie ho design that hideous jewelry she's wearing? nice schmatta; the blacks don't even match. oh right, st. angie ho doesn't care about such things, which is why she's always toting around a new bajillion dollar handbag.
I know we stress Angie to wear color but heavens of blue, those golden beads are some gypsy queens revival shit.
Also, Bradley looks clean, yes, but embarrassed as all hell. Like a waiting husband in the shoe section of Macy's. You dug your own grave, sir.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Brad is looking delicious in these pics. Angie looks great in the face but girl needs a stylist badly. She wears the most shapeless, unflattering boring crap. In thumb #12, she looks like Maleficent looking at Princess Aurora lol.
I feel like they have the same relationship as Michael Jackson and Detective La Toya. I always thought Michael paid off Detective L Toya to get the same plastic surguries as him to make his mutation appear natural/hereditary. Obviously Angie hasn't gone as far as Michael Jacksn, but she and her brother have the same dyed hair, botoxed forehead and matching nose jobs
what is that schmatta she's wearing? horrible
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what's in your taco?: a. chicken b. beef c. fish d. QUEEF
I think it's sweet that the whole family was there. Everybody looks happy.
P.S.: I'm not going to read any comments because you're all so mean. So there.
What an angel. Christmas dun come early this year.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
DP shit.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:46am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:41am.
That's it. You are officially out of my will!
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hehehehe :) LMAO!!
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Go ahead and laugh, Mullet Boy, there's a lot of value in stale Milk Bones from the 80s!
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Heels + wig + black outfit = Angelina
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:41am.
That's it. You are officially out of my will!
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hehehehe :) LMAO!!
hey MK, what's up with James Havens' EYEBROWZ???
they so short.
Cha-cha-cha-chia! Poor James, what an unfortunate pic. *adds eyebrow situation tag*