Before you read Pusuke his rights for having caca logs leaking out of his eyes, you should know he was 26 when was this picture was taken. You’re going to have turd worms wiggling out of your eyes too when you’re 26 in dogs years! Now on to the sad news, Pusuke, who used to be the oldest dog in the world, is humping chew toys in up in heaven after he died at his home in Sakura, Japan yesterday. Pusuke was 26 and was just three months away from shattering the record some more by turning 27. Some old beagle from the US made it all the way to 28 before dying in 2003.
Pusuke’s owner says that he was pretty healthy until he started having breathing problems yesterday morning. Pusuke’s owner went for a stroll and when she came back he was in a bad way and died shortly after. Pusuke told her local newspaper, “I think [Pusuke] waited for me to come home.”
I’m not sure why she decided to go for a leisurely stroll while Pusuke was trying to push out a breath. I’m just going to assume she was out picking wild flowers to stick in Pusuke’s hair so he could look pretty for the angels.
Rest in peace, Pusuke. Today, I will put some fucked up holiday bows in my dog’s hair in your honor.
via HuffPo (Thanks Dorothy and everybody else who sent this in)