Afternoon Crumbs
Note to self: Do not force a child to tell a soulless monster the obvious, because it might make you look bad. But DO force a child to ask the liquor man for a bottle of free whiskey, because nobody can say no to a child and it will make you look smart. – Towleroad
Robert Downey Jr. displays his impressive (and nutritious) rack on The Tonight Show – Lainey Gossip
Nope, sorry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, that’s still not going to help you in keeping a man – The Superficial
Lindsay Lohan’s weave is a lovely shade of uncooked fettuccine – Celebitchy
It was very nice of Maxim to put a paralyzed wax slut puppet on their cover – Hollywood Tuna
Lydia Hearst gets ass crack naked for Terry Richardson – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Kirsten Chenoweth’s chichis, who knew? – Popsugar
Despite the heels, Sarah Jessica Parker is dressed like 3rd grader who watches too much Gossip Girl going to their first day of school – Just Jared
Katherine Heigl sort of admits that she shits from her mouth – ICYDK
The hell is Roller Girl wearing? – Popoholic
The hell is Brooke Burke wearing? – Hollywood Rag
Here are some kittens doing an impression of you at work – OMG Blog
31 flavors of douche – The Berry
What Bradley Cooper really means is that yes, just like the rest of the world he’s fapped to Ryan Gosling before – I’m Not Obsessed
Blake Lively’s pillow bump looks slightly more convincing than Beyonce’s – Cityrag
Why it’s a bad idea to try to rob an MMA fighter – The Daily What
Andy Serkis’ Oscar campaign is the best – Videogum