Afternoon Crumbs
Note to self: Do not force a child to tell a soulless monster the obvious, because it might make you look bad. But DO force a child to ask the liquor man for a bottle of free whiskey, because nobody can say no to a child and it will make you look smart. - Towleroad
Robert Downey Jr. displays his impressive (and nutritious) rack on The Tonight Show - Lainey Gossip
Nope, sorry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, that's still not going to help you in keeping a man - The Superficial
Lindsay Lohan's weave is a lovely shade of uncooked fettuccine - Celebitchy
It was very nice of Maxim to put a paralyzed wax slut puppet on their cover - Hollywood Tuna
Lydia Hearst gets ass crack naked for Terry Richardson - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Kirsten Chenoweth's chichis, who knew? - Popsugar
Despite the heels, Sarah Jessica Parker is dressed like 3rd grader who watches too much Gossip Girl going to their first day of school - Just Jared
Katherine Heigl sort of admits that she shits from her mouth - ICYDK
The hell is Roller Girl wearing? - Popoholic
The hell is Brooke Burke wearing? - Hollywood Rag
Here are some kittens doing an impression of you at work - OMG Blog
31 flavors of douche - The Berry
What Bradley Cooper really means is that yes, just like the rest of the world he's fapped to Ryan Gosling before - I'm Not Obsessed
Blake Lively's pillow bump looks slightly more convincing than Beyonce's - Cityrag
Why it's a bad idea to try to rob an MMA fighter - The Daily What
Andy Serkis' Oscar campaign is the best - Videogum


Well thanks for the most depressing video of the day. That poor child. His mom certainly does need fixing, as she is clearly going to ruin his life by putting him into uncomfortable situations for her own agenda his entire life. Someone call DCF. I want to give that kid a hug. Until now I did not like Bachmann, but bless her for taking pity on that child and instantly understanding what was going down. +1 republicans, -1 terrible mothers of the world.
People who use their kids to push their own agenda make me crazy. Bitch, if you want to ream someone out for their views, have at it. Don't use your kids, who don't know from shit right now, in this passive-aggressive way because it makes you look stupid.
Team Michelle Bachman. She handled it with grace.
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What a horribly backfiring video. Way to make Bachmann look human and caring ... idiots.
This is a long shot - I know - but I do wonder if it was a double set up. OK- the woman looks pretty butch from the slight glimpse but that's not proving anything. And I'm just curious about the willingness of Bachmann to go into this whole set-up with someone filming it so closely.
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That kid's mom needs some fixing alright, and it has nothing to do with being gay. That is the nicest and most human moment I have ever seen Bachman pull off. I almost liked her for a second. Congratulations, pushy mom. Mom's and dad's who write letters to politicians and newspapers or carry signs about abortion or gay rights or whatever (pro or con) and try to make it look like their wonderful innocent angel just pulled a pearl of wisdom out of baby jesus's diaper, take note. We were all kids once and we remember that none of us was that special or innocent, (and we never believed in Santa either). That kind of emotional blackmail just makes you look crappy and manipulative.
Bloggers decide who gets to have a soul, now.
Hopefully I'm the only one who gave a shit what Brooke Burke was wearing because I picked up a nasty, computer crushing virus from Hollywood Rag. Thank christ for restore points.
I would never put a kid up to doing this. However, children and babies have been used as political props for a hundred years.
Eye roll at the video, how unbearably awkward. How many times did mommy make him rehearse that moment? He seemed nervous, poor thing.
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Poor kid. That was uncomfortable.
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I think JWOWW is HOT. *shameface*
I agree with everyone else on the MB video.
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what the fuck, I cant even understand what the kid is saying to that cunt Bachman.
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*closes blinds and locks door on thread so I can enjoy a few precious moments alone with RDJ*
I actually like that hat on Blohan. I heard that the Playboy pics are going to be kinda nude but not really probably some artsy shit...I hate that!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by Tyroan: "I can't stand michele bachmann (except for purely entertainment purposes), but she came off a lot better in that video than the mother who forced that poor child to deliver her message."
I have to agree.
It would have been a lot more admirable to me, if the woman had confronted Bachmann herself. Using your kid to do your dirty work stinks -- and I DO agree with their message.
That just rubbed me the wrong way.
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Now I hate all the dumb-ass self-righteous hate spewing Christians, but this was by far one of the lamest (not to mention WRONG) attempts at getting your voice heard ever. Go up there & call her a twatwaffle, don't make your kid do your dirty work.
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For your health.
Off Topic: Just rented "The Devil's Double" from Redbox last Saturday night and it was pretty gripping.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1270262/
It catches the late 80s/early 90s Hussein regime Bagdhad the way "Scarface" captured the early 80s Cuban/Miami cocaine traffic culture.
A golden opportunity was missed here when it came to moving Michelle Bachmann's chair.
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This scene was almost as embarrassing as those glitter bombings. smh Using children to further an agenda has always been one of the right's main tactics, and I hate to see it used by people on my side. It would have been better for the mother to introduce her child, have Crazy Eyes sign a book or some shit, then wait for CE to inevitably compliment the boy's manners only to say "Thank you, his mother and I have done our best" or some crap like that. Much more effective without bringing the kid into it. But to people saying that kids don't know about this: they absolutely do. I have a few friends who have kids, and the children are painfully aware of just how much the world is against them. But the love and warmth they receive from their parents make that reality seem far, far away.
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That sleeping kitty is beyond cute!
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I hate Michelle Bachmann as much as the rest of yalls, but that shit was stupid. When I was a kid, I was too shy and soft-spoken to even call the Jerry Lewis telethon and donate money. The operator couldn't hear me and thought I was prank-calling her ass! Anyway, it would've been more effective if the mother told Bachmann herself, with dignity and control and with her son watching, that she is a gay woman with a child and they're fine, thankyouverymuch. It sucks that this is gonna show up on youtube as an example of liberals with shitty immoral behavior.
oh hell yeah Bachmann you can't handle that shit can you? She could not deal with it, the expression on her face says it all, she dun need no faxin!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I dont know what the hell Ryan Gosling did to me but I'm completely in love with this man now! I had never seen any of his movies. And I've watched 5 in the last week. He just captivated me. I hope he makes sexiest man next year. :)
I wonder if MK has reciprocal agreements with any of the sites he links to in the Afternoon Crumbs?
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:38pm.
FUCK Auntie stinky!!
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that was a bullshit move using that kid like that...he CLEARLY did not want to say anything and was completly embarrassed.
This is unfortunate. I in no way support anything Bachmann has ever said or done. Having said that, I also don't agree to using your childen as props like this. Maybe I'm interpreting it completely wrong, and the child did want to say this to Bachmann, but he looked a little uncomfortable and like maybe he was being goaded. Her reaction was better than I expected, and I thought she handled it well...
EDIT: Madame Pince said it well: it does no justice to the ultimate message when the message is being delivered this way. Only serves to belittle the message.
*I still extremely dislike MB*
The kid was forced -- not good, although I agree 1000% with the message, which makes it more painful.
I'm glad RDJ is getting another chance at fatherhood. He's certainly earned it.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:35pm.
I agree that they are or may be aware about having 2 mommies or 2 daddies... the kid looked forced in the video, that's all I'm saying.
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You didn't address Auntie Grace and her coochie.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:35pm.
I'm a little disappointed that Lindsay hasn't yet fucked up again. :(
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:35pm.
I'm a little disappointed that Lindsay hasn't yet fucked up again. :(
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Please leave Lindsay alone. She is trying really, really, really hard to be a better person, and it is this kind of negativity that sets her back.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:35pm.
I agree that they are or may be aware about having 2 mommies or 2 daddies... the kid looked forced in the video, that's all I'm saying.
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Tryeon (sp?), I keep missing you, man.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:35pm.
I'm a little disappointed that Lindsay hasn't yet fucked up again. :(
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:24pm.
But jack, don't you think some kids are aware that they have two mommies and two daddies? Or that they have only one mommy or daddy or that daddy has has other mommies he likes to play doctor with? Haven't we told our kids to go hug Auntie Grace and tell her, "I love you," even though they are terrified of her and rightfully so because she smells like old vagina and mints?
I'm a little disappointed that Lindsay hasn't yet fucked up again. :(
Slutleena, please, that BeJay-Z baby is scaring me.
Maybe the mom was wrong for having the kid say it but it was innocent enough that someone with an actual heart and brain could have found a better response.
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Jeez - Lindsay's giving whole new meanings to the phrase lipstick on a pig today.
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Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:00pm.
Totally agree.
I don't give a shit what you believe, but forcing your kid to push your fucking agenda pisses me off. I have friends (Democrat AND Republican) that have posted videos on FB of their 3 or 4 year old babbling off political shit (especially around election time) like they know what they are talking about. Hey, asshole, your kid is cute but knowing you fucking forced them to say that (because a 3 or 4 yo knows SO MUCH about politics) makes you a complete fucking DICK in my book...
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Didn't take long for Blo's teefs to get yellow again, did it?
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Does Lindsay have any real hair left? Whatever is on her head looks dead. Maybe if you're used to seeing weaves all day it looks normal, but I'm used to seeing real hair all day: mostly my kids and friends who have real, healthy, glossy, natural hair.
That shit looks like yarn.
Submitted by Tyroan: "I can't stand michele bachmann (except for purely entertainment purposes), but she came off a lot better in that video than the mother who forced that poor child to deliver her message."
I have to agree.
It would have been a lot more admirable to me, if the woman had confronted Bachmann herself. Using your kid to do your dirty work stinks -- and I DO agree with their message.
That just rubbed me the wrong way.
Michell Bachmann's eyes are completely dead and soulless. She's good to have around for entertainment purposes but as anything more, she needs to just stop. So far, Perry, Cain, Bachmann, and Romney have proven to be as dumb, collectively, as a box of mud.
You have Romney's brewing email scandal from when he was Governor.
You have Cain who, if these women are to be believed, couldn't keep his pecker in his pants if he were threatened with castration.
You have Bachmann saying if she were President, the US embassy would be closed in Iran (it was closed in 1980, stupid).
And you have Perry who is such an idiot, he not only didn't know when Election Day is, he thought the voting age is 21.
And you have Gingrich (whose mommy calls him "Newtie") divorcing his dying wife.
*golf clap to the GOP*
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LMAO at MB's Buh Bye to the kid.
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@Tyroan: Upon further review, you have a point; it DOES totally look like that lady forced her kid to say that. Using your kids for personal agendas is wrong, but I have to admit I'm biased about this video because I can't stand Bachmann.
@jack: He told her his mom is gay and that she doesn't need fixing, to which Bachmann replied "buh-bye"...
I can't stand michele bachmann (except for purely entertainment purposes), but she came off a lot better in that video than the mother who forced that poor child to deliver her message.
I want to congratulate that child...I can't believe MB would just dismiss him like that! Good for him for having the courage to stand up for someone he loves.
WTF did that little kid say????
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