Willow Smith Is Still Giving You A Whole Lot Of Look
When you walk through the aisles of a Petco, you see a leopard print fluffy dog bed, but Willow Smith sees a neck shrug (or whatever that is around her neck). When you stroll through Monstropolis, you see some blue monster's tail, but Willow Smith sees a scarf vest. When you see the pair of Land's End foot warmers your auntie gave you for Christmas, you throw that shit in the trash, but Willow Smith dives in after them because she's going to turn them into FASHION! That is why two paparazzos are taking her picture and not yours. (Correction: They're actually taking her picture because she fell out of a famous vagina a few years ago.)
Here's more of Willow looking like a citizen of a post-apolycptic Sesame Street while leaving some building in NYC today without parental supervision. Call CPS!
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Could she not have found a better mentor than Bobby Trendy for fashion?
I read the headline as Will Smith, saw the outfit and thought, "Oh, good, he's coming out finally. Good for him." Surprise, surprise, surprise.
She's really trying to hard. If her parents weren't famous she'd be a no-body. Oh wait she is a no-body!
Her carbon footprint is WAY too high compared to her worth as a human being. Think of all the faux animals that had to die to make that outfit. Fade out, bitch.
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Dog bed is so accurate! I have a daughter 2 mos younger than Willow and I still dress her every single day of the week. She has no love for fashion or being trendy and I am SO glad!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 3:27am.
They must have "How To Suppress Laughter at Willow Smith" classes at scientology school.
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 7:03am.
damn you dlisters are on fiyah! loving it!!!!
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LOL! Trudat. and OMG it all makes me wonder if these whores are ever gonna learn. They put their kids out there and you know what? FAIR FUCKING GAME. Nobody wants to know what EVERYONE would say about them if they had the chance. One day, these kids are gonna come across all this shit and be a lil bit hurt - at LEAST - you know? I mean, who wouldn't be?...but at least if you're Madonna, you made that choice - right? Madonna outright said: "Go ahead. Hate me. I eat that shit up for breakfast." These kids don't even KNOW who they are yet. You think gazelles send their babies running out in front of the pack like that? I doubt it.
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I don't usually talk about the children, but this one, who dressed her? This looks a mess. Lourdes dresses weird but she has some style and method to her madness. This one looks like she threw several looks together.
Uh, I can't stand this kid. Everything about her is so contrived, and sorry but she's not cute. She looks like a boy.
Go away. Get out of the limelight and go be a young kid for pete sake. Your parents should be charged with abuse for allowing this kid to 'go public', it's wrong, it's vile, it's disgusting. Alas, the "church" of scien-nutjobs is probably behind this....
This whole willow push down our throats crap is just disgusting.
Exactly why is this creature being forced down out throats? I wish the Smiths would stop trying to make their children "happen." All that money and we have a child here who will most likely end up like Montana Fishburne. If I had the resources of the Smiths, I would have sent my child to the finest schools, get them classically trained in the arts and travel for leisure in our free time. Reminds me of Nick Cannon when he was being interview by Barbara Walters. When asked what he wanted for his kids, he kind of got misty eyed and said "education." And he repeated that a few times, even though his Mrs. didn't agree so much. I actually respected him for that. The Smiths, like the Willises before them, don't even bother trying.
Go away willow! She's like a little lezbo trainee.
She is the spitting image of her dad! I have to admit that I have had a crush on Will Smith since his Fresh Prince days. He just gets my lady bits excited. He is so sexy.
I've seen girls dressed crazier to go to the mall around here. With tutus, sneakers, and feathers in their hair. They don't even make me blink. Willow needs to try harder to get my attention.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
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well, it's definitely a look... *blink blink*
aren't most kids in school still?
GAH!!!!! WTF is wrong with this kid and where the hell does she buy these crapola clothes. i simply cannot anymore with anything to do with this famewhoring family.
Submitted by Violet on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 8:56am.
why is her hair all nappy in the back?
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I love the comments on here...you guys are hilarious!!!
I want to join the hate parade buuuut I gotta admit I am WAY jealous...this girl is doing everything that I wanted to do at that age...singing stupid songs, wearing any gotdamn thing I wanted too, and apparently NOT going to school. And really what does SHE need school for anyway! She is already living out the life that her parents laid for her. Can't really hate on that shit. Cause Lawd knows I wish my mom and dad would've set my ass up...cause fuck what you know but having a real job SUCKS ASS! Hence why I'm at work now reading MK and laughing at my fellow dlisters.
why is her hair all nappy in the back?
The sad reality is this kid dressed herself, called the paparazzi, and walked downstairs to pose.
Clearly somebody isn't paying much attention to her. Kind of sad, if only because it's creating a Blair Waldorf clone.
Far be it from me to be mean about a kid, but...what an asshole.
"She looks like a boy in drag. Actually, if I saw her I would think she was homeless and was wearing everything she could collect from various trash cans to stay warm."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! She does have a "Take a doo-doo pie" look to her, doesn't she?
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Can't stand this little girl. Would say bitch, but will reserve that for her brother, who I know will end up in some kind of scandal very soon. Both these kids are far too rich, arrogant, talentless, and stupid,(because of their fake ass parents) to end up well. I know they are just kids but again the fake ass parents KEEP putting them out there. So the public CAN comment. I also KNOW that the mother is MUCH more at fault then Will.
Why does she look like she's lived in the ghetto her whole life? seriously, she wearing ghetto pimped out clothes, ghetto hair and that "snap" ghetto looking attitude on her face.
That said, this kid is posing for photographers in front of a hotel. That's sad enough. I can't pile on.
She looks like one of the aliens from Avatar.
I get the bitch vibes from her, and with parents like jada and will smith, im guessing she would be an absolute shit.
that song she made was fucking annoying. in a few years, bieber will date her, as their 15 minutes of fame runs out and they'll do anything for publicity.
bitches
Sorry kid but you oogly boogly and trying to distract us with your 'fashion' doesn't deflect from your unfortunate face. Now run along....
Will and Jada are definitely part of Suri's father's cult - letting their kids run the show. They need some good old fashion ass whoopins for making those entitled bratty faces alone.
I feel like if the kid makes more money than I do, I'm allowed to talk shit.
damn you dlisters are on fiyah! loving it!!!!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 4:48am.
Kid or not she could sure use some of that Nicki Minaj nose contouring.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:11pm.
Is she wearing punked out orthopedic shoes?
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IKR? They look like shoes that would help correct bowleggedness or something.
And it does look like she killed and skinned Cookie Monster and is wearing his pelt as a trophy.
What is sad is that her parents encourage this fuckery.
I'd like to blow that kid off her feet with a fire extinguisher. Arrogant little twat.
I'd like to blow that kid off her feet with a fire extinguisher. Arrogant little twat.
Blame her parents.
Kid or not she could sure use some of that Nicki Minaj nose contouring.
I know that she's JUST A CHILD! and therefore we're not allowed to say anything, but I no like this kid.
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 3:12am.
BOBBY TRENDY! That's who she look like!
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OMG, You nailed it! TMZ needs to do one of those "Just sayin" with pictures of them side-by-side!
People of Walmart feature creature? Even if I had the cash, I wouldn't buy that crappola (for my pre-pubertal...daughter?).
They must have "How To Suppress Laughter at Willow Smith" classes at scientology school.
BOBBY TRENDY! That's who she look like!
ENOUGH!!!!!!!!
You fuckers are throwing around the TITLE of CUNT like it's the word *ms.* or something.
Personally, I. HAVE. HAD.IT.
This little TWADDLE is just that.. A TWADDLE.
She has not earned the CUNT brand! That is saved for TRUE CUNTS!!!....
None of tha Kartrashains are cunts. They are simply entitled thinking bitches.
Same goes with these fucked up entitled kids.
I will say, however, the youngest CIT (Cunt In Training) would be Suri. Zahara got the side eye bitch. Suri got the cunt down pat.
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When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself.~MK 8/15/11
you know her parents are at least partially behind this fuckery. when i dressed for pure shock as a teenager, it was somewhat rebellious and my parents were nowhere near happy with it. i wasn't being pimped out as a product for the masses - i was trying to be an individual. whatever this clothing disaster is, it's not individual it's just plain fucking stupid.
how old do you think she'll be when she gets her nose job? because you know that shit's gonna happen.
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I just wish she would grow into her legs so that she wouldn't look like Will Smith in drag!
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The chocolate cupcakes are like, "Shit, I hope she doesn't try to fuck me."
"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my life would be a Wonderland."
The promotion of these kids as consumer product sickens me... over & above the fact that both of them are so incredibly talentless. But, that's what you can do when you have power: shove your spawn down the throats of the public, all the while claiming "MY KIDS ARE SO TALENTED!!" Sorry, no sale. The son's talentless hack-ting ruined the "Day the earth stood still" remake (which was a piece o' shit anyway), and willow ain't it. Enough pimping of your kids, Will & Jada; they don't cut the mustard.
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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:24am.
She has some fucking orangutan arms there! I'm pretty sure your hips are supposed to be at the same level as your wrist or knuckles or whatever. Hers are WAY below.
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Kids grow kinda weirdly. They get length in the limbs, followed by a growth of torso, then long arms and legs again, etc. so they can be quite out of proportion for long stretches (haha).
but i do think she is going to end up rather long-limbed anyway.
i can't hate on her 'cause she isn't old enough to have chosen to be a self-centered celebrity kid all by herself. and all you have to do is look at Lilo to see how distorting growing up in that kind of lifestyle is. I think if she legitimately has trippy fashiob sense and wanted to pursue it out of the public eye - like if she as some baby McQueen - i'd be all for it.
alas, she's being manufactured for public consumption, and that's a shame.
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Uh yeah just ask Mia Farrow and Woody Allen.
Well, her shoes do match her top anyway. heehee
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Ahahaa! omg, this post is hilarious. "What we see vs what Celery (oops) Willow sees"
haahahaa!! Good one, MK!
"citizen of a post-apolycptic Sesame Street" lmao!
Holy christeeze, do those boots have teeth?
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