What In Leprechaun Snuggie Hell Is LeAnn Rimes Wearing?

December 5, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

In the cafeteria of an Irish retirement home somewhere, a table is missing its cloth…

LeAnn Rimes and high fashion go together like Eddie Cibrian and monogamy, but that didn’t stop her from trying to look avant-garde at last night’s benefit for The Trevor Project in L.A. last night. LeAnn’s jockey needs to lead her back to her stable to feed on a clue, because this look will never be the look on her. LeAnn looks like a parched watercolor pony wearing an oversized cape and those shoes should only be worn by the gothic carriage horses of the evil queen in a Tim Burton movie.

LeAnn wore this green vomit mess for one of three reasons:

1. Thirsty bitch needs more attention and is trying to give birth to pregnancy rumors.
2. LeAnn accidentally swallowed the lime seed she sucks on for dinner and it made her feel like a bloated fat fuck, so she covered up.
3. LeAnn wanted Eddie’s pinched eyes to sparkle something extra so she wore his favorite color: the color of cash.

I’m going with #3.

Tags: Buying Children, Eddie Cibrian, Fug, LeAnn Rimes, Rehab, Trash

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