The Real Housewives Of Rehab

December 5, 2011 / Posted by:

When even the powerful healing touch of Detective La Toya can’t rebuke the demons out of you, it’s time to pack up your exquisite pearl choker and matching cuff, and get your serial killer-faced boyfriend to drive you to rehab. This is exactly what Kim Richards of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has done. Anybody who watches that mess isn’t surprised since Kim has barely been in any scenes lately. And when she is in a scene, she’s scrambled in the brains and is about as coherent as a drunk Jerri Blank reading spam e-mails. Entertainment Tonight confirms that 47-year-old Kim is drying out at a clinic somewhere.

Kim went to rehab after the first season aired and it’s not known what she’s being treated for this time, but she told Adrienne’s husband on a past episode that there’s a Lexapro, Trazadone and Topamax party in her body.

Well, if rehab doesn’t work this time at least she gets a break from packing and unpacking boxes. Seriously, Kim is always packing and unpacking. When Kim isn’t weeping out memories while packing a keepsake from her childhood, she’s calling the other housewives to tell them that she can’t come to their stupid event because she’s too busy packing! Bitch should go work for Moishes Movers. I bet Kim isn’t in rehab for a pill popping addiction. She’s in there for her addiction to PACKING!!!

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