Monday, December 5th 2011

The Real Housewives Of Rehab

When even the powerful healing touch of Detective La Toya can't rebuke the demons out of you, it's time to pack up your exquisite pearl choker and matching cuff, and get your serial killer-faced boyfriend to drive you to rehab. This is exactly what Kim Richards of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has done. Anybody who watches that mess isn't surprised since Kim has barely been in any scenes lately. And when she is in a scene, she's scrambled in the brains and is about as coherent as a drunk Jerri Blank reading spam e-mails. Entertainment Tonight confirms that 47-year-old Kim is drying out at a clinic somewhere.

Kim went to rehab after the first season aired and it's not known what she's being treated for this time, but she told Adrienne's husband on a past episode that there's a Lexapro, Trazadone and Topamax party in her body.

Well, if rehab doesn't work this time at least she gets a break from packing and unpacking boxes. Seriously, Kim is always packing and unpacking. When Kim isn't weeping out memories while packing a keepsake from her childhood, she's calling the other housewives to tell them that she can't come to their stupid event because she's too busy packing! Bitch should go work for Moishes Movers. I bet Kim isn't in rehab for a pill popping addiction. She's in there for her addiction to PACKING!!!

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I love when RHOBH puts this woman in a limo and drives her around for the show. BITCH PLEASE, she's broke ass and a RENTER.

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I wanted Kim's long straight hair was I was a kid! I no longer envy...

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Go Back to Witch Mountain kook! This explains why she sounded drunk on da show.

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Paris take notes.

This is what happens to uneducated, jet-set wealthy women who've never had to work in their lives.

Nearly every BH 40-something is on Lexapro --its the new antidepressant of choice..

From WIKI: Richards married G. Monty Brinson, with whom she had a daughter, Brooke. (Brooke appeared in four episodes of The World According to Paris.) In 1991, she was engaged to commodities salesman John J. Collett. Collett was murdered over a business deal gone awry. [6] Richards then married Gregory Davis, son of billionaire Marvin Davis, with whom she had two children, Whitney and Chad. She also has a daughter, Kimberly, from a previous relationship.

I can't believe that's Prudence. I think I spanked it to her once in Tuff Turf.

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WTF with that dress!!!!

And Detective LaToya... does she have the same skin disease as Michael? Her skin is a noticeable shade of white person.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 4:24pm.

And here I thought I was being all rebel yell-like by taking Tylenol with a red wine chaser.

*signs up for new liver*
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Ditto. Popped a hydrocodone and washed it down with two glasses of wine, but I barely felt a damn thing. May need to jump on Rx bandwagon!

Off topic, your avi is too funny. My little shiba inu pup does that all the time.

So not to beat a dead horse, but my endocrinologist wanted to prescribe Topamax to me for weight loss - apparently it's used "off label" for that. Once I looked it up, I got freaked out. People were calling it "dopamax" for the way it made them act.
But Kim is a hot ass mess. I hope she gets help. And Kyle needs to stop saying she's not acting like her mother, when she does exactly that. Kim is a grown ass woman. Kyle needs to stop acting like she's such a saint. I'll bet her life behind closed doors is nowhere near as rosy as she paints it.

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Pop pills Pills I pop
Pop two pills On stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was incredible I killed the hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray....

♫I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
but nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills!!♪

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meh, give her a full barrel of pills and let her go to town. i still wouldn't give a shit or want to pretend to care about some rich bitch, do nothing, pops pills because she's too bored with her own vapidity.

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Submitted by BitchyD on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 3:57pm.

I was there. Let me tell you, it was one fucked up scene. Despite what many of you may think, her real addiction was locking herself in the house and calling up Radio Disney to talk to her "fans". After the 40th call in one day, The House of Mouse blocked her number. The next thing you know she's being wheeled out out of her house in a straight jacket whisper shouting things about some mountain.
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Witch Mountain?!?! :D

But surrsly were you there? - no really - ok now I feel stoopit, don't answer that. Or do....but din't that really happen?

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Just goes to show that money can't buy you happiness. I hope she gets the help she needs.

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Brandi just stated the obvious. Kim was always high on something and that fact doesn't change no matter how often the others deny it. Maybe her behaviour is considered normal in Beverly Hills?

On another note, she looks much older than 47. Her skin is so sun-damaged that I thought she was at least 54!

Every time Kim was featured this season, my shoulder blades retracted so far they not only touched, but actually crossed. I'm glad she's getting the help she needs - she seems like a pretty nice person, just very fragile and in need of LOTS of warm support (not the obnoxious judgmental bs her whore sister constantly heaps on her).
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HOLY CRAP ON BUTTERED TOAST.

KIM RICHARDS IS KATHY HILTON'S HALF-SISTER.

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Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 6:04pm.
... Big Kathy ...

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Now, there's a good name for Kathy Hilton!

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Submitted by IrishFury :

The two Richards sisters talk about their mom like she was a saint. Didn't she whore them out, literally, like Brooke Shields mother did to her?
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I don't know about Brooke, but yes, the Richards girls were all taught by thier greedy mom to:

A) Date & marry rich men only
B) Get pregnant ASAP
C) Collect those checks

I hate when they speak about the mom, Big Kathy, like she was all cookies and cake. She was a greedy ho who was only in it for the cash!

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The dress is the picture of elegance. Seriously, what is that?

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Oi Miley, Demi, Selena, are you watching this shit go down? Consider it a insight into your future if you don't stay on the right side of reality.

Come to think of it I might pitch a future show to TLC now.."The Has-beens* of Disney". Special guest appearances at a contrived dinner party by Jonas/and the hagged Lohan as the wise one spouting lots of "if I could do it all over again

*Doubt if they'll ever make it to househo status.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 4:44pm.
Hey MIke - did you try the noshroomy shroom stuff?

(I forget what it's called)

Not yet. I know, I know. Getting old.

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Terri - 2 years ago when I got the prescription the cost to get it was $180, for a 2 week supply. That was out of pocket since the insurance wouldn't cover it.

At least they cover my Imitrex!

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Hey MIke - did you try the noshroomy shroom stuff?

(I forget what it's called)

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i will always say a little prayer for someone willingly entering rehab. it takes a lot of courage to admit you have a problem and to seek help for it.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 3:58pm.
Topamax - my dr. prescribed this for me because of my migraines, but my insurance won't cover it. BOO HOO!
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Is it that expensive?

I was on Lexapro (caused depression) and also Topamax for my migraines. It made me into the suicidal-type of depression, but made me act exactly kim. I'd start something and have to be told to stop..vaccuming, cleaning, sewing, knitting.....I'd just do it for hours. I would forget to go to work and church and never knew what day it was. I have a bottle around here unused.

Now I'm on Cambia and LOVE IT. Ask your doc if you can have some samples. How often do you get migrainess?

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Another plastic, suburban barbie doll addicted to booze and pills. Could this be any more stereotypical? I would love to see her go to the shitty Salvation Army rehab centers like I had to go to.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 3:58pm.
Topamax - my dr. prescribed this for me because of my migraines, but my insurance won't cover it. BOO HOO!

Insurance companies have become VERY picky as of late. They were giving me a hard time about refilling my Tazorac.

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I'm not sure about the other drugs, but Lexapro just requires a slow taper.

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cokey - a couple years ago when it first came out big, I was able to participate in a 2 week trial and I had no ill side effects. I can go months, years without a migraine but when they come back it's a daily thing for weeks - months. My doctor thought Topamaz could really help me, but I guess I'll never find out.

Unless I switch insurance and it's covered.

That shit be expensive though WOW!

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And here I thought I was being all rebel yell-like by taking Tylenol with a red wine chaser.

*signs up for new liver*

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 3:58pm.
Topamax - my dr. prescribed this for me because of my migraines, but my insurance won't cover it. BOO HOO!

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*shanks M.E.' insurance*

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 4:11pm.

Yes. Absolutely. Especially if she takes with while she's drinking alcohol. Also, if she takes them together or close together the drugs can get metabolize together and cause all kinds of weird shit to happen.

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M.E. -- that sucks! It works wonders; it changed my life.

What is wrong with this world when there is a medicine that will help you, but you're not able to have it? This is BUSTED.

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Thanks for the info. So will those drugs make people so loopy like her?

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everybody knew she was on drugs after picking the boyfriend,i bet the get high together.

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@IrishFury and TexnDoc.

I am not suprised that meds are prescribed to treat maladies they were not designed to treat.

No wonder people get totally fucked up

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IrishFury's picture

I've never read about Trazadone being used for bi polar disorder although most meds are used for lots of things that they were not specifically created for.

It does work wonders for OCD, I will say that.

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Topamax - my dr. prescribed this for me because of my migraines, but my insurance won't cover it. BOO HOO!

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I was there. Let me tell you, it was one fucked up scene. Despite what many of you may think, her real addiction was locking herself in the house and calling up Radio Disney to talk to her "fans". After the 40th call in one day, The House of Mouse blocked her number. The next thing you know she's being wheeled out out of her house in a straight jacket whisper shouting things about some mountain. Hope the electro shock works.

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Trazadone is most certainly a bipolar drug also used for OCD. And the anti-epileptics like Topamax are used for severe depression and bipolar, like throwing in the kitchen sink. Gabapentin (Neurontin) was the drug du jour forever.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 3:52pm.
Trazadone is NOT an bipolar drug!

It was used in the 50s and 60s for depression but doctors soon realized what it actually did was allow people to sleep all night so now it's used for insomnia.

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Many docs do prescribe Trazodone for bipolarism to treat intense depressive periods. Mine tried; I refused to take it; he isn't a psychiatrist. My psych prescibed another med for my depression because I am not bipolar like my general MD first diagnosed.

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Trazadone is NOT an bipolar drug!

It was used in the 50s and 60s for depression but doctors soon realized what it actually did was allow people to sleep all night so now it's used for insomnia.

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I take Topamax for migraines. It's also an anti-seizure medication. I don't know why she's on it. I do know that you shouldn't be drinking on any of them, let alone a cocktail of them. But I saw that episode where she tried to explain away her slurring and craycray on the drugs alone, and nuh-uh baby. She's just plain, straight up drinking and on meds.

But no hate for people with problems.

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Lexapro, Trazadone and Topamax don't need "detoxifying" from. She must be a major depressive bi-polar. It's like taking methadone away from a heroin addict. "Oh you need detoxifying."

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Can we talk about her dress??? What is that thing? A lace doily over a bra and a panty shield???

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Brandi (and the rest of the sane world) was spot on with this.

The espisode "game night" where Kim was obliterated was full of people watching the Emperor's new clothes. Everyone was acting like Brandi was waaaaay out of line and completely rude for suggesting Kim was out of her mind. Yet Kim could barely walk and talk. What the fuck was with Kyle insisting that Kim was sober - she was a mess! And the other idiots like Camille were saying "well, I didn;t see her take anything, I have no proof she's high" and yet Kim was running in and out of the bathroom and shrieking incoherently.

Even the on camera interviews thus far show Kim barely able to speak. And yet everyone walks around like she's totally normal. Except Brandi who was lashed out on because she merely told the truth.

Yes, I follow this shit way too much but I cannot stand Kim and am glad she got all fucked up even though she'll deny the whole thing and say it was all down to "exhaustion and deydration" due to moving her house a few miles down the road. I've never seen one person so utterly overwhelmed about something that she has tons of help with.

The two Richards sisters talk about their mom like she was a saint. Didn't she whore them out, literally, like Brooke Shields mother did to her?

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Another child star bites the dust.

Fishy: Lexapro is an anti-depressant, Trazadone, anti-bipolar drug, Topamax, migraine treatment.

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Worse yet, that bitch keeps going BACK to Witch Mountain.