How Could You, RPattz?!
The Daily Mail has a few pictures of unicorn tamer RPattz leaving the perfectly-named bar La Poubelle (translation: TRASH CAN) with a trick who doesn't look like the part of her brain that operates her motor skills was eaten away by snorting actual bath salts. RPattz left the bar with actress Sarah Roemer (Disturbia, The Grudge 2) and the two got into the same car together. Hit the ESCANDALO alarm! When two Hollywood hos get into the same car together, it obviously means that he's spreading his sparkly dick cheese all over her American biscuit. That's the only explanation, because Hollywood bitches don't carpool!
The literary journal of truth, The Daily Mail, said that after they left Trash Can Bar, they headed to SoHo House in West Hollywood with their friends. After that, RPattz got into Sarah's car and they drove away together. Kristen Stewart was nowhere to be seen! RPattz probably kept Kristen Stewart busy at home by daring her to win a staring contest against a blinking strobe light. (SPOILER ALERT: She lost every round.)
I'm one of those cynical hos who believes that the studio pushed Kristen Stewart and RPattz together in real life to give the Twihards even more frenzied crotch seizures, but I don't think he'd be this obvious about it. RPattz only has a few more months on his contract with Kristen and then's free. This is obviously just one of those "boy dude having drinks with his lady friend" things. Or maybe RPattz is Kristen's pussy wrangler and he just went out to find her some coochie while she tried to win that staring contest. Yeah, that's probably it.
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I really wish he would bathe.
This is a bad pic. I thought this girl was hot in Disturbia. Reminds me of Blake Lively...but in a good way.
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I hope he is getting a piece of someone who doesn't look like her face has been botoxed into submission.
I like this girl and it'd be nice to see RPattz with someone else for a change.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 1:43pm.
And giving major side-eye to all you bitches who think that wearing trucker clothes = lesbian. Me and all the chicks I've ever fucked must be hetero, then.
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Now that's fuckin' classy!
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
By the by, lesbian or not, Kstew's primary love interest is obviously her bong. Bitch looks high as a kite ALL THE TIME.
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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:59pm.
And there's the fact that K-Stew is obviously a lesbian. Trucker-attire pictures aside, has she EVER been attached to any man before Twishite? Was she ever photographed with one?
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Yes, she was. I used to read Ted C (I stopped right around the time every other story was Twishit and he had KK as a freaking "guestblogger") and when filming on the first one started, she actually was linked to a guy who wasn't in the movie. I vaguely recall that she was photographed with him visiting Vancouver and shit. All the Twitards wanted so badly for them to split so she and RP would get together.
This bitch is fug. Even KStew, which I don't think is that pretty, outhots her.
And giving major side-eye to all you bitches who think that wearing trucker clothes = lesbian. Me and all the chicks I've ever fucked must be hetero, then.
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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich
PLEASE let the break up be true so I never have to read speculation about them or see them on magazines ever again. No more Robsten, for the love of God!
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
First off, the whole Kirsten/Robert love affair was fake. Robert is ready for this Twilight BS to end and ready to get a real girlfriend.
Like the Twilight series, that lame love affair will come to an end too.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
I see I'm not the only one who thinks Kristen Stewart likes ladies. She sets off my gaydar big time. These PR faux relationships are pathetic.
Wow, he's not actually dating his lesbian costar, a supposed romance which gets lots of media attention for their "romantic" movies. I am filled with shock.
And I kinda like Sarah Roehmer. I certainly like her better than that dough-blob he's supposedly with.
Submitted by Margaret on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:12am.
Yes, because when you're PRETENDING not to be together but really are, you will faux-kiss ONSTAGE at awards shows, be conveniently caught together by paparazzi, and generally tease it out for maximum attention. If they had just said they were an item to begin with, they wouldn't have gotten half the attention they did by teasing the public.
And there's the fact that K-Stew is obviously a lesbian. Trucker-attire pictures aside, has she EVER been attached to any man before Twishite? Was she ever photographed with one?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
He looks like he's wearing a bow in his hair. Most fetching.
This trick is a hag. I'm questioning his taste in women if he left KStew, who is actually gorgeous, albeit, robotic, for this chick.
meh.
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OMGZZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how dare he!
THIS IS SRS BSNS
if this means they broke up i might as well slit my wrists and end it now! SADZ!
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
He was probably just procuring some surprise poon for Kristen. You owe him one, KStew!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:37am.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:23am.
They both look so rough, they look like two homeless people opening their mouths to catch the free Slim Jims people are tossing at them.
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WHAAAAAAAAAA? Free slim jim? That means dick right?
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Only if you like f*cking a greasy stick that stinks like toe cheese!
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Wait, doesn't Rputz (typo and it's staying because I made it up and I have no one to love me so I do this sort of thing) love the peen? I'm sure he does. everyone does.
Except MK, a closeted hetero ever since high school. Sad, sad, sad.
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Submitted by Margaret on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:12am.
The PR thing is weak for me since they seem to work really hard to not seem like they are together when they really are. They seem like one of the actual genuine couples in Hollywood, and some people are so cynical, they refuse to believe it.
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Maybe because speculation creates more buzz and gossip than a confirmation or a denial? I don't give two shits about Twilight or this couple, just pointing out that this is a common PR strategy.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:23am.
They both look so rough, they look like two homeless people opening their mouths to catch the free Slim Jims people are tossing at them.
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WHAAAAAAAAAA? Free slim jim? That means dick right?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Come on, KStew. We know you're gayer than that bitch who sings "come to my window"...Melissa eastman or Eldridge, whatever her name is.
hahahahaha staring contest with a strobe light! That's at the top of my MK funny list!
does every celeb have to look like they are waiting for the money shot in every frickin pic??
Submitted by Margaret on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:12am.
Twilight fans have hacked into all of their friends and families facebook accounts and such, and there are a lot of pics out there that show Rob and Kristen to be a really loving and happy hetero couple. Just saying. They're out there if you look hard enough. The PR thing is weak for me since they seem to work really hard to not seem like they are together when they really are.
They seem like one of the actual genuine couples in Hollywood, and some people are so cynical, they refuse to believe it.
Whatever Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are pulling is PR. Rob and KRisten being together for three years, not seeking attention and never speaking of their relationship, seems like the real deal.
I'm not a Twihard, just a romantic I guess. Flame me if you must, I don't care.
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Oh Margaret! How brave!
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They both look so rough, they look like two homeless people opening their mouths to catch the free Slim Jims people are tossing at them.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:53am.
He switched to blonds... good for him.
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Is she the girl who pisses herself in The Grudge 2? One of my (drunk) friends I was with nearly had an aneurism laughing during that scene.
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Meh, they're probably discussing a new film in pre-production or something. Or just fucking on the downlow. Whatevs.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Twilight fans have hacked into all of their friends and families facebook accounts and such, and there are a lot of pics out there that show Rob and Kristen to be a really loving and happy hetero couple. Just saying. They're out there if you look hard enough. The PR thing is weak for me since they seem to work really hard to not seem like they are together when they really are.
They seem like one of the actual genuine couples in Hollywood, and some people are so cynical, they refuse to believe it.
Whatever Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are pulling is PR. Rob and KRisten being together for three years, not seeking attention and never speaking of their relationship, seems like the real deal.
I'm not a Twihard, just a romantic I guess. Flame me if you must, I don't care.
Lol.
Muddy don't act like Jack discriminates. Silly girl. You know better.
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Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:01am.
I saw a picture of Kristen in this weeks Us Weekly looking at Charlize Theron at some film festival with more love than I've ever seen her look at Robert
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We require proof. And by we I mean me and my voices. KTHX
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Submitted by mudtutle on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:01am.
Hey! Why yall hatin on the brunettes?
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Oh, no no no no no.... please don't get shit twisted!
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I saw a picture of Kristen in this weeks Us Weekly looking at Charlize Theron at some film festival with more love than I've ever seen her look at Robert
Hey! Why yall hatin on the brunettes?
Kristen is gay I am 99.9% positive. She will break up with him after the next movie is released. No chemistry there.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:53am.
He switched to blonds... good for him.
Yup, us blonds bring that fucking milkshake to the yard, bitches!
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
I think he is hot. *shameface*
I am so bored.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
He switched to blonds... good for him.
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RPattz probably kept Kristen Stewart busy at home by daring her to win a staring contest against a blinking strobe light. (SPOILER ALERT: She lost every round.)
LMAO MK!!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:49am.
DWM, I just looked up the plural of penis in Webster's and it said DICKS!! I shit you not. :)
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Holy shit that's awesome.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
DWM, I just looked up the plural of penis in Webster's and it said DICKS!! I shit you not. :)
I know la Poubelle-the french woman who owns it is a complete looney!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
"Sparkly dick cheese."
MK you on fire-ah to today!!
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:30am.
I don't think KStew likes to touch penises. Penii?
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:30am.
He looks like he'd bum a smoke off you on the street.
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More like a bum on the street.
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Sarah . . . you in danger, girl! Don't know this trick but she looks a little like Jessica Biel in the face; she'll also need some of Biel's muscles though, to keep the fat twitards from trying to sit on her - LOL!!
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RUH ROH!!!!!!!!! If there is anything scarier than a Brangaloonie, it's a Twitard.
The Twihards are going to kick his ass!
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I don't think KStew likes to touch penises. Penii?