Monday, December 5th 2011

Hot Slut Of The Day!

The Occupy Manger Christmas sweater made by artist-type Abbie Heppe. Inspired by the holiday spirit and the UC Davis pepper spray attack, Abbie raided Michael's and put together this political statement (I think) sweater. Finally, here's a sweater you can wear on Christmas Day that will make your mom ask, "Why is Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo, spraying the Baby Jesus with glittery silly string?" I'm not exactly sure what Abbie is trying to say, but SPARKLY PUFFY PAINT!!!! is involved and that's all that matters to me.

Source: Reddit via Copyranter (For John & Leslie)

Posted by: Michael K


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Tyroan's picture

Howdy-ho! If bill oreilly sees this he will stroke out.

Sweetas's picture

I don't know which is more elegant, the sweatshirt, the sparkle puffy paint, or the flattering flashdance neckline. MUST. HAVE.

LaChaylo's picture

Sparkly puffy paint and Mr. Hanky are the reasons for the season.

All you need is a peen with a halo and wings and we're set!

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Submitted by mudtutle on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 8:51am.
Jack, I completely read your posts in Will Ferrell's "Ricky Bobby" voice!

Come on, Jack. You know you like to bust out the puff paint on occasion.
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love me some puff paint.
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011

Whamo's picture

Now we know what Adele's skinnier little sister looks like.

whippersnapper's picture

Her wonky eye is more distracting than her sweater.

christine the hoff's picture

Horray!
I'm just as sick as MK, the first thought in my head was Mr. Hankie!

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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.

Nanners's picture

Occupy Manger, bitches!

Someone's going to mock up a whole nativity scene of this in a minute.

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What kind of fuckery is this?

Jack, I completely read your posts in Will Ferrell's "Ricky Bobby" voice!

Come on, Jack. You know you like to bust out the puff paint on occasion.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

lol muddy... Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we'd also like to thank you for my wife’s father Chip. We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it...

OT - *blank*
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011

Stoney!

How you doing this morning?

Lol @ Jack.

"Sweet little 8 pounds six ounces Baby Jesus..."

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Did she make the purse at micheals too?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, lying there in your...your little ghost manger, lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental...videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors...
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 8:19am.
I think she is trying to say that if Jesus were alive today, he'd be pepper sprayed for occupying an impromptu shelter. I think it's pretty clever, actually.

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Yes!! He would def. be at the frontlines of the Occupy movement protesting the greedy suits trying to make a buck off His birthday! TEAM JC!!

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fleawatch's picture

I thought it was a Star Trek theme......like when the Gayelles zapped George Takei and he became Mrs. Zulu........

crazyinjapan's picture

I think she is trying to say that if Jesus were alive today, he'd be pepper sprayed for occupying an impromptu shelter. I think it's pretty clever, actually.

Vern's picture

Pepper Puff Poo=PFabulous!

*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011

LOL! Sparkly puffy paint! I haven't seen that since my friend's 11th birthday sleepover party. That was the night my other friend wrote "I want to have sex with Luke Perry" on her shirt in multiple neon colors. Shrug. It was 1991.

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