Tommy Girl In India

December 3, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Like a modern day Gandhi (Gaydhi?), Tommy Girl had dozens of people worshiping at his glittery heels when he swept up into the Taj Mahal in India this morning. Tommy’s there with Anil Kapoor to promote Mission Impossible: Tommy Tries To Touch A Can On The Top Shelf Without A Step Ladder. If you’ve got permanent dirty phallic vision like I do, then I’m sure you noticed the giant white dick sticking out of Tommy’s head. I’m sure Tommy did too, which is why he looks happier than the time he found a gay-free Coldstone Creamery on Yelp.

Tommy tried to keep his ass down through most of the photo call, because if he got up, his tingly prostate would jump out of his Scientolohole and hump all those phallic statues. It wouldn’t be a pretty scene. Really, where was an emergency butt plug when Tommy really needed one?

Tags: Excuse My Beauty, Tommy Girl

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