In continuing today’s theme of messes being messes, Mindy McCready’s 5-year-old son Zander was taken into custody in Heber Springs, Arkansas last night after she snatched him from her father’s house in Florida a few days ago. Mindy’s mother is Zander’s court-appointed guardian and so she can’t just take him across state lines anytime she wants. Mindy told the media on Wednesday that she couldn’t steal what “belongs” to her and that everybody needs to chill their asses on an ice cube, because her son was safe with her. The authorities in Florida gave Mindy until Thursday to return him, but she said that wasn’t going to happen since she’s knocked up with twins and can’t travel. So the authorities came to her instead!
WZVN says that the police entered Mindy’s home in Arkansas last night and searched everywhere for her and Zander. They eventually found Mindy and Zander hiding in a closet. Zander is now on his way back to Florida and will most likely move back into Mindy’s mom’s house. The authorities didn’t say whether or not Mindy would face charges for not returning her son.
Mindy McCready is what you see when you stare deep into the crystal meth ball and say, “Show me Lindsay Lohan’s future if she doesn’t cut the White Oprah from her life.” So when she does messy shit like this, we all sort of shrug. But what really gets me is that Mindy hid in the closet thinking she wouldn’t be found. Yes, because trained police officers would never look in the closet. They’d just mosey the hell on in, look under the rug once, shrug and then say, “Aw well! Ain’t no Mindy hurr, let’s get omelets.” It’s like on Cops when people hide behind potted plants and shit. I guess when you smoke meth too much, the first thing to go is your hide-and-seek skills.