This Lady Loves Hippos More Than You Do
Unless your name is Lamar Odom, then you obviously love hippos more than this hippoholic does. Anywhydoyouride, do your remember that classic masterpiece of a video from a few years ago of those drunken Irish slags ruining their baby's innocence by fighting about his wandering peen in the middle of the street? If you've been to Louvre lately you've seen it since it's their star piece. In that video, the one drunk slag says "WHY DO YOU RIDE HIPPOS?!" over and over again to the other drunk slag. Well, Sue Shefman knows what they're talking about, because she rides a hippo every day. Sue is so crazy about hippos that she turned her RAV4 into one.
If Brad Pitt loved shampoo as much as Sue loves hippos, I wouldn't have thin layers of grease on my retinas from looking at his pictures. If Herman Cain loved monogamy as much as Sue loves hippos, we'd still have his crazy gems to take us higher (RIP Pizza 4 President). If Lindsay Lohan loved not fucking up as much as Sue loves hippos, she wouldn't be spreading her carnicería in her Playboy for a check (actually she still would). If Anderson Cooper loved bitter skinny fat gay bloggers with zero taste as much as Sue loves hippos, then he'd probably be committed since his loved ones would be concerned about his mental well-being.
And yes, if I had the drunks and saw that RAV4 hippo in a parking lot, I'd totally hump it from the back.
via Buzzfeed
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I think she's sweet too and appears to want to genuinely entertain people,rather than just gain publicity or money.
Lamar's hippo and her herd, OTOH, is 'nother story.
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
haha I hope I'm not the only one who thinks this is kind of...idk...endearing? Hippos are cute, and she's a nice old lady. I mean, there are lots of worse animals you could be obsessed with, like wildebeest, naked mole rats, or anglerfish.
(shudders at thought of a house full of wildebeest paintings. Those fuckers are creepy.)
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Mk, yes, the infamous drunken hippo-defamation sluts, that was the post that got me to stop just reading you for a year and create my DL account. I knew the moment I fired up that vid and saw the quality, content and cutting-edge news reporting that I needed to be here. Who else was reporting on this?? No one. This be the place. Ride or Die Bitchezz!
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
That car doesn't look like a hippo at all to me. It looks likea red, enflamed ass
Hippos are the worst kinds of people.
This is the perfect post to read when you first wake up and are still foggy. None of it made sense and it was one big pile of WTF and just made me realize MK *IS* a genius.
I still don't know what this is about or what is going on in this post. Women yelling about hippos? OK.
hahahaha
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
Doesn't hold a candle to my friend Bill's car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/87887719@N00/1272730176/
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
I am beyond hoffified
Submitted by vegetablelollipop on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 6:13pm.
nasty fuckin' hippo shit covered links:
Let's face it...Hippos are wild ravenous alligator eating whores! Everything is all fun and games until that hippo suddenly finds you attractive.
BTW how do you do that with your links...can you just rename them?
Oh. Fantastia on repeat when she was a little girl, hey? Why did noone need to even ask? Walt Disney strikes again. The root of all evil and latent plastic hippo collecting looniness.
D'oh, wrong post. Carry on.
Submitted by grounder on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 5:39pm
Thank you for that link. I never knew of this character.
I swear I'm gonna get the whole DVD collection form my birthday next year.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
nasty fuckin' hippo shit covered links:
yeah baby
totally knarly, dude
dude, wtf
That first sentence had me crying!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 5:56pm.
OMG, me too! Vicky Pollard is one of my faves, followed closely by Daffyd and Bubbles Devere.
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Bubbles is my favorite and the Fat Fighter lady. Matt Lucas seems to inhabit more of the funnier roles on LB.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 6:01pm.
I thought the same thing and curiosity got the best of me, but no it's pretty graphic.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 5:54pm.
Does anyone have the ad on the sidebar that says Maggie really "loves" her vegetables? And it has a picture of a woman with her eyes sorta rolling? I clicked on the banner and it brought me to a slaughterhouse video from PETA..just a warning.
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Thanks for the heads up. I've been wondering what it was. I thought maybe porn with cucumbers and carrots.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 5:46pm.
Ha, ha, I love "Little Britain."
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OMG, me too! Vicky Pollard is one of my faves, followed closely by Daffyd and Bubbles Devere.
And cosign on Lara Stone. Gorgeous looking girl but resembles a landed fish in pix.
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Does anyone have the ad on the sidebar that says Maggie really "loves" her vegetables? And it has a picture of a woman with her eyes sorta rolling? I clicked on the banner and it brought me to a slaughterhouse video from PETA..just a warning. Now I have the sads. I am all for informing about animal abuse (duh) but I don't think you should trick people or force it upon them.
Ha, ha, I love "Little Britain."
"Oh, I luv me froggies, me. I don't know why, buh I do!"
Have you seen David Walliams' wife, that hot-ass bitch Lara Stone? (I wish she could take one photo, just one photo, with her mouth closed.)
I'm sure I read somewhere that more people are killed in African countries from encounters with hippos, than any other cause. Dose hippos be mean mofos, despite their cuddly look.
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Hmmm... I wonder if this woman will react to a real hippo the way Letty the Frog Lady (from the UK's "Little Britain") did when confronted with a real frog.
http://www.videohippy.com/video/11208/Little-Britain--Lettys-Birthday
Go Sue! She seems like fun.
"I'm not a doctor, I'm not a n[urse], I don't DO anything like that to help people. But, I make people smile. And I, for me, that works."
Me, too, Sue, me, too. How can you hate someone who drives around looking to make people smile?
hippoholic? LOL!
Hmm.
Methinks Mister Michael K. loves this game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HPI_HT6yjo